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Mr. Burns embodies the elitist, eugenic and white‑supremacist attitudes that dominate the user’s bio and tweets. The user’s bio, "A feminist eugenic desire for white perfection", and the tweet "I generally agree with the sentiment of harvesting organs from long term comatose patients tbh" echo Burns’s historic disregard for human life and his scientific experiments on workers. Their contempt for the masses appears in the tweet "Conservatives are NOT clearing the 'understand a hypothetical' hurdle, they truly are the brown people of politics", mirroring Burns’s classic disdain for laborers. The user’s mockery of "free speech" and political correctness, e.g., "Interesting to see how MAGAoids use 'free speech' much as the left uses racism", aligns with Burns’s cynical manipulation of power for personal gain. Together these traits make Mr. Burns the Simpsons character that best matches this extremist, elitist online persona.

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The user’s constant, outspoken engagement on Twitter—e.g., 'Interesting to see how MAGAoids use 'free speech' …'—shows extraverted energy. Their focus on abstract patterns and ideological trends, such as 'The US is literally near the top of the list. The american right are truly just obsessed,' indicates intuitive thinking. The frequent logical, often sarcastic critiques like 'The belief in 'fake jobs' being a thing … is one of the dumber ideas' reveal a thinking preference. A flexible, spontaneous style is evident in rapid, varied commentary—e.g., 'So did trump deport that Asian menswear guy or what …'—pointing to perceiving. Overall the blend of debate‑oriented, analytical, and adaptable posting fits the ENTP profile.

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Political & cultural commentator, meme curator, multilingual EU observer. Once got lost in a Swedish sauna and emerged with a new handle.– @SKommHogwarts

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The drink mirrors the user’s obsession with a stark, "white" aesthetic by using clear vodka and a foam of egg white, echoing their bio’s claim of a ‘feminist eugenic desire for white perfection’. The Scandinavian Aquavit nods to their frequent praise of European superiority, as seen in tweets like "Poles truly are the you know whats of Europe." and "I don’t love farmers… European farmers broadly produce superior products." The bitter espresso shot represents their contempt for American culture, quoted in "Americans will post about something that happens a hundredfold more often in their society…" and "MAGAoids really think twitter being fined … is a ‘massive EU hellscape’." A splash of grenadine adds a hint of the ‘blood‑line’ rhetoric found in "Being upset at browns marrying their cousins (a straight up good thing)". Together the cocktail is both polished and polarising, just like the user’s chaotic, provocative tweet style.

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The user’s bio and tweets reveal a strong drive for dominance and a willingness to manipulate ideas to serve a supremacist agenda, which aligns with Slytherin’s ambition and cunning. They proclaim a "feminist eugenic desire for white perfection" and demand protection of "white" agricultural output, e.g., "I want their output protected from the diseased brazilslop the average pleb will buy if allowed," showing a ruthless pursuit of power. Their self‑portrayal as a clever fact‑checker ("I’m good at fact checking things on social media before I believe them") and their casual endorsement of extreme measures such as "harvesting organs from long term comatose patients" illustrate a resourceful, unscrupulous mindset typical of Slytherins. Moreover, they frequently use sarcasm and strategic meme‑bait ("The EU… is based?") to manipulate discourse, further reflecting Slytherin’s cunning and strategic nature.

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The user’s constant insistence on doing things "my way" and rejecting mainstream narratives mirrors Sinatra’s anthem of defiant individualism—"I did it my way." They brag about self‑praise (“I am getting to pat myself good on the back for being very good at fact checking…”) just as the song celebrates personal triumph. Their view of EU regulation as a "massive EU hellscape" (“MAGAoids really think Twitter being fined … is a massive EU hellscape”) shows they see themselves battling oppressive authority, echoing the lyric “I’ll never be a slave.” These tweets illustrate a rebellious spirit that aligns with the song’s message of unapologetic self‑reliance and resistance to external control.

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