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Like the sarcastic proprietor of the Android's Dungeon, @SKRAMZYOTE is a highly opinionated fan of niche media like Homestuck and Pokémon who frequently uses gatekeeping language to critique "casuals" or "fake" fans. They exhibit a cynical, "worst episode ever" attitude toward modern culture, calling certain tropes “disgusting and soo prevalent” and dismissing mainstream trends as “performative 'woke'”. Their online persona is defined by sharp, intellectualized elitism regarding community standards, such as when they tell others to “get off tumblr and read a book”. Ultimately, their tendency to obsess over the internal logic of fictional universes and internet subcultures—claiming “we havr forgotten the ancient texts”—perfectly mirrors Comic Book Guy's iconic blend of nerdery and misanthropy.

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@SKRAMZYOTE exhibits a strong Introverted (I) preference, frequently discussing solitary struggles, academic mock exams, and a tendency to “regress sm when im alone for a little while which only leads to isolating myself even more”. Their Sensing (S) and Thinking (T) traits are evident in their blunt, no-nonsense approach to health and physical reality, often dismissing abstract "woke" discourse in favor of “basic calorie in calorie out principle” and criticizing those who “need to get off tumblr and read a book”. They prioritize logic over social diplomacy, shown when they argue that “DIY does not mean you have to become a retard” regarding medical safety. Finally, their Perceiving (P) nature is reflected in a spontaneous, reactive tweeting style and a lack of rigid planning, often admitting to impulsive behaviors like when they “just binged on half a red velvet cake” simply because it was on sale.

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London-based psych student and gaming enthusiast. When I’m not analyzing ancient internet texts or Kingdom Hearts lore, I’m hunting for the perfect red velvet cake.– @SKRAMZYOTE

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is built on a base of London Dry Gin to represent their home, served with an 'experimental' edge that mirrors their DIY transition journey, as they advise others to “use sites others in the community have tried and tested and know are legit”. The sour cranberry reflects their specific cravings and blunt attitude, noting “oh my god i lovecranberries this would be my DREAM”. A touch of charcoal bitters captures their dark, cynical humor and the 'emo' side of their personality that “h8s the mainstream emotwt people”. Finally, the silver garnish is a nod to their intense fandom loyalty, frequently tweeting “justice for silver” and “justice for kairi”.

Your Hogwarts House
SKRAMZYOTE exhibits a strong Slytherin tendency toward self-preservation and a pragmatic, sometimes harsh, worldview. They value resourcefulness, such as recommending “use sites others in the community have tried and tested and know are legit” when navigating DIY transition, while displaying a sharp, elitist wit toward those they perceive as 'cringe' or performative. Their ambition is often channeled into personal aesthetic and identity goals, notably when they express intense envy or desire for specific outcomes, such as “the way people talk about bottom surgury makes me sick to my stomach especially because its the 1 type of surgery i want the most”. This focus on hierarchy within their own community and a blunt, “suck it up” attitude toward those they view as weak further solidifies their placement in the house of ambition and shrewdness.

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Despite their blunt statement “fuck mcr”, @SKRAMZYOTE’s digital footprint is deeply rooted in the 'emotwt' subculture they claim to “ibhaaaate”. The song’s themes of identity, struggle, and defiance mirror their complex journey as a trans man who deals with intense “dysphoria” and a desire for “bottom surgury”. Their bio's aggressive command to “DIE MAD” fits the dramatic, rebellious spirit of the anthem, while their frequent commentary on internet history and “ancient texts” aligns with the song's legacy. Ultimately, the track captures the loud, judgmental, yet deeply vulnerable persona of a Londoner navigating neurodivergence and transition in a “performative” online world.

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