Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares feelings, like frustration and affection, e.g. “Tô me sentindo muito querido e amado recentemente” and “Tô sentindo um leve ódio mortal, mas sinto q vai passar”.
- Support-oriented: Values and highlights mutual support, e.g. “Meus amigos me apoiando ❤️” and talking about feeling loved by friends.
- Political-awareness: Engages with social issues like racism and transphobia, e.g. “eu vou matar todas as 'pessoas' transfobicas” and critique in “como liberais acham q a gnt vai resolver racismo”.
- Self-reflective: Thinks about own behavior and its impact, e.g. “Pior que parei de falar 'eu conhecia'... pq eu sentia q constrangia a pessoa”.
- Humorous-creative: Uses absurd, playful humor in many tweets, like “50% do PIB da Polonia é racismo o outro 50% é Cyberpunk” and “Minha filha chudette depois de atropelar um veado”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive-language: Frequently uses violent phrasing, e.g. “eu vou matar todas as 'pessoas' transfobicas”, “Eu vou matar esse viado eu juro”, and “Tem um moot que to pensando seriamente em matar”.
- Insult-driven: Resorts to harsh insults, e.g. “Fat fuck award”, “A porra do imbecil do meu filho”, and “Se mata por favor”.
- Sexually-explicit: Posts explicit or crude sexual content, e.g. “PARA DE APARECER XERECA NA MINHA TL PORRA 👺” and “Quero ir pra casa e bater pownhentam”.
- Hostile-humor: Jokes lean heavily on hostility, e.g. “eu odeio loira sim ate vc” and “Tem gente que é meio psicótica”.
- Impulsive-posting: Tweets intense emotions in the moment, like “Tô sentindo um leve ódio mortal” and “Levei uma facada proverbial agora”, which can come off as volatile.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
A classic match.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I) more than Extrovert: there are many references to being tired, wanting to go home and withdraw, like “(eu tô com sono e quero ir pra casa)” and “Caindo de sono no trabalho só consigo pensar naquele Strogonoff e jogar Nightslop com the boys...”, plus virtually no mention of big social outings and a very small, tight friend circle (“Meus amigos me apoiando ❤️” link). Their style is clearly iNtuitive (N) rather than Sensing: they constantly speak in metaphors and exaggerations (“50% do PIB da Polonia é racismo o outro 50% é Cyberpunk” link; “Recife é basicamente a Área 51 do Brasil” link) and enjoy conceptual takes about culture and politics (“A cultura woke é meio based…” link; “O cringe é civilizador…” link). They strongly favor Feeling (F) over Thinking: value‑laden emotional outbursts dominate, such as “eu vou matar todas as 'pessoas' transfobicas”, “Tô me sentindo muito querido e amado recentemente” link, and frequent intense reactions to perceived injustice or affection toward friends. Finally, they appear more Perceiving (P) than Judging: their life seems spontaneous and reactive (“Foi um erro instalar essa porra” link; “Prêmio 2 dias sem fazer merda nenhuma no trabalho award” link), and they rarely talk about planning or structure, instead flowing from games to music to random thoughts and shitposts. Altogether, this mix of inward focus, abstract humor, strong personal values, and spontaneous, chaotic posting fits INFP better than neighboring types like ENFP or INTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said Dragon Quest is still underrated… how about we fix that with a co‑op run where I’m the slime and you’re the hero, because I already feel aggro’d to you on the timeline.
- You recommended Monogatari to a coworker and worried if it was over for you — plot twist: it’s only beginning for us. I’ll be your Araragi, minus the questionable age gap jokes and plus good snacks.
- You said you’re feeling very loved lately and your friends support you — mind if I audition for the role of ‘new supportive friend who also lowkey wants to take you out for strogonoff and Nightslop after work’?
- Every time you complain about work while dreaming of strogonoff and gaming with the rapaziada, I just think: let me be your ‘going home’ — the place you rush to so the day finally gets good.
- You threatened to ‘kill’ transfobics and called out tropichuds while praising woke culture; I’m not saying we should date, but we’d make a dangerously based duo in the endless war of cringe vs. civilization.
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Your new Twitter bio
25 • PT-BR | Day job, night gamer. Once recommended Monogatari at work and now I’m HR’s favorite ‘difficulty setting’ 🚧– @skullomanlet
Your signature cocktail
Bissexualismo Brain Polenta
This drink starts with cachaça infused with burnt sugar, a nod to their chaotic Brazilian energy and workplace exhaustion, like when they say they’re “falling asleep at work” while only thinking about stroganoff and games “Caindo de sono no trabalho só consigo pensar naquele Strogonoff e jogar Nightslop com a rapaziada...”. Blood orange juice brings a sweet-acidic drama that fits threats screamed in jest such as “eu vou matar todas as 'pessoas' transfobicas” and “Eu vou matar esse viado eu juro”. An espresso shot represents their constantly overloaded, buzzing mind that still feels like mush, echoing “Meu cérebro é só polenta”. Pink grapefruit tonic adds a bright, bitter fizz for their bissexual, woke-friendly, culture-brained side in “bissexualismo” and “A cultura woke é meio based não vou mentir”. Finally, a dash of smoked paprika gives it a spicy, slightly unhinged kick that captures their horny oversharing and explosive TL rants like “Quero ir pra casa e bater pownhentam” and “PARA DE APARECER XERECA NA MINHA TL PORRA 👺”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows a strong pattern of impulsive, confrontational bravery and standing up for beliefs that aligns most with Gryffindor. They aggressively defend trans people with statements like “eu vou matar todas as 'pessoas' transfobicas”, which, while extreme, reflects a readiness to charge head‑on at perceived injustice rather than staying quiet. Their timeline is full of heated, instinctive reactions and threats like “Eu vou matar esse viado eu juro” and “Tem um moot que to pensando seriamente em matar”, showing a volatile, act‑first emotional style characteristic of Gryffindor impulsiveness. At the same time, they clearly value bonds and feeling loved, as in “Tô me sentindo muito querido e amado recentemente” and “Meus amigos me apoiando ❤️”, but this loyalty expresses itself through passionate defense rather than quiet support, again leaning Gryffindor over Hufflepuff. They also display some intellectual and cultural engagement – talking about Monogatari, Dragon Quest, politics and culture in tweets like “A cultura woke é meio based não vou mentir” and “dragon quest por incrivel q pareça eh underrated ainda” – yet these are framed more as strong takes than as detached analysis, which fits a bold Gryffindor temperament more than Ravenclaw’s. Overall, the dominant traits are hot‑blooded courage, strong moral stances, and emotional impulsiveness, making Gryffindor the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A well‑known song that fits them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, because it channels a mix of dark humor, anxiety, and social frustration that runs through their timeline. They oscillate between self-deprecating exhaustion and chaotic energy, like when they say "Meu cérebro é só polenta" and "(eu tô com sono e quero ir pra casa)", which matches the song’s frazzled, overwhelmed mood. Their feed is full of violent, exaggerated jokes and dramatic reactions—"eu vou matar todas as 'pessoas' transfobicas", "Eu vou matar esse viado eu juro", "Se mata por favor"—that echo the song’s theatrical defiance and anger at people around them. They’re also politically and culturally aware, poking at racism and culture war stuff in posts like "50% do PIB da Polonia é racismo o outro 50% é Cyberpunk" and "A cultura woke é meio based não vou mentir", which aligns with the song’s resentment toward a hostile, judgmental society. Underneath all the screaming and memes, there’s a sense of vulnerability and needing support—seen when they mention "Meus amigos me apoiando ❤️" and "Tô me sentindo muito querido e amado recentemente"—just like Teenagers balances aggression with a very human fear of being crushed by the world around you.
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