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Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, self-critical, creative, and very fixated on niche interests. Like Lisa with her sax and obscure bands, this user is deeply into specific music and media, gushing about artists and characters such as Ray Toro and My Chemical Romance in posts like “RAY TORO IM IN LOVE WITH YOU” and “FRANK IERO I LOVE YOU 😭”. Their introspective, often depressive tone and frustration with mental health treatment in tweets like “why did she prescribe me meds that can increase suicidal thoughts when i have chronic suicidal ideation 😭” echo Lisa’s tendency toward melancholy and feeling misunderstood. The detailed, almost academic way they analyze games and characters, such as their long investment in Cry of Fear and comments like “grey talking about his family history oouuhghhhhh :(”, mirrors Lisa’s analytical, overthinking nature. Finally, their sense of being out of step with others—seen in posts like “i like him a lot and will never admit to it” and “a little parasocial relationship here and there never hurt nobody!!”—fits Lisa’s mix of loneliness, intensity, and awkward attachment to the things she loves.

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They read as clearly introverted: most content is about solitary media (games like Cry of Fear and Grey, music, drawing, inner experiences) rather than parties or large friend groups, and they complain about others rather than seeking broad social attention, e.g. “some bitch blocked me in my parking spot i had to drive over a massive snow pile” and “no bro i just dont like you”. Their interests and language are highly intuitive: they fixate on symbolism, narrative, and abstract emotional meaning—like the therapist’s remark about Grey’s unseen face in “she said 'think about what that means to you.' what???”—and dive deep into the emotional/psychological lore of characters, as in “grey talking about his family history oouuhghhhhh :(”. They lean strongly feeling: posts are driven by emotion, attachment, and self-worth rather than logic or debate, such as “i miss him... so bad.....”, “save me frank iero”, and intense reactions like “IM GONNA CRY”. Their tone is blunt and sometimes harsh, but the content is about personal hurt and values, not detached analysis, e.g. “stay away from postal i genuinely hope u die” and “i think ur mean :/”. Finally, they appear more perceiving than judging: their sleep, meds, and activities are chaotic and reactive—“i havent slept in 2 days but who gaf”, “made dinner just to stare at it and throw it away”, and “okay NOW i'll go get my meds...”—and their timeline is full of spontaneous emotional outbursts rather than structured plans. Altogether, this points most strongly to INFP: inward-focused, imaginative and symbolism-oriented, emotionally intense and value-driven, and living in a flexible, unstructured way.

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Horror game enjoyer, MCR/NIN devotee, and chronic insomniac. Once drove over a snow pile because someone blocked my parking spot. Opinions are my own.– @skullssplitter

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The Black vodka is for their industrial/goth vibe and NIN obsession, straight out of their down bad for noise and distortion nights like “kmfdm and nin 🤤” and “downward spiral... nin reference...”. Cherry sour mix captures their dramatic, emotional swings and intense fixations on comfort characters and musicians, from “RAY TORO IM IN LOVE WITH YOU” to “FRANK IERO I LOVE YOU 😭”. The cold brew coffee concentrate matches their exhaustion and insomnia-core timeline, like “can't sleep yet again i might just give in and do it” and “i havent slept in 2 days but who gaf”. A smoked salt rim reflects their bitterness, self-hate, and dark humor, as seen in “strongly hate myself for getting fixated on regretevator” and “guys im gonna kms”, while still grounding the drink. Finally, a dash of raspberry liqueur is the secret sweetness that leaks through their tough, indifferent persona in the bio, when they say things like “i like him a lot and will never admit to it” and “she says hi”, proving there’s a soft center hidden inside all that noise.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows a very Gryffindor mix of impulsiveness, emotional intensity, and a kind of chaotic bravery. They’re openly confrontational and willing to say harsh things directly, like in “stay away from postal i genuinely hope u die” and “no bro i just dont like you”, which indicates a blunt, stand-your-ground temperament rather than diplomatic caution. They also push through difficult, stressful situations out of sheer stubborn will, such as grinding through a punishing game mode despite extreme frustration in “I DID IT. I BEAT THE GAME ON HARD MODE.”, “im so mad im literally shaking”, and “made it up to the boss sections. theres parkour and i cant fucking make this jump i hate everything”. Their tendency to disregard their own comfort or safety—like “i never dress appropriately for cold weather idgaf if it's 8° i will wear the same shit i always do” and “i havent slept in 2 days but who gaf”—also reads more like reckless courage than careful self-preservation. Combined with their fixation on tortured, heroic or anti-hero figures they want to be ‘saved’ by (“save me grey anderson”, “save me frank iero”), this adds up to a classic Gryffindor vibe: intense, impulsive, and driven by big feelings rather than caution or strategy.

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A song that fits them best is "The Downward Spiral" by Nine Inch Nails, reflecting their mix of chronic suicidal ideation, self‑loathing, and dark introspection. They explicitly reference the album and band in posts like “downward spiral... nin reference...” and “kmfdm and nin 🤤”, showing a strong connection to that sound and era. The song’s themes of mental collapse and self-destruction resonate with tweets such as “why did she prescribe me meds that can increase suicidal thoughts when i have chronic suicidal ideation 😭”, “i wish playing cry of fear didn't make me want to kill myself”, and “guys im gonna kms”. Their bio, “i am just another of god's lonely children. i am indifferent to you. i live without your approval!!”, matches the song’s alienated, defiant tone. Taken together, their fixation on NIN, horror games, self-destruction, and a kind of bitter, romanticized suffering lines up closely with the mood and narrative of “The Downward Spiral.”

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