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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, Slam is a principled individual who feels deeply burdened by the state of the world, often expressing a cynical and existentialist outlook on politics and social justice. Her intense frustration with systemic issues is clear when she laments, “Australia is just gonna follow in America's steps and become a fascist shithole,” mirroring Lisa’s own frequent disillusionment with society. Despite this heavy outlook, she finds refuge in specific niches of pop culture and personal passions, much like Lisa finds solace in her saxophone and intellectual pursuits. Her protective nature over her identity and community is evident in her harsh stance against intolerance, stating she “hope[s] every transphobic 'person' gets mauled by a lion,” showcasing a fiery spirit for advocacy. Ultimately, her blend of high-energy fan culture and profound melancholy, exemplified by the simple admission “i feel empty,” captures the complex, often isolated emotional world of the smartest girl in Springfield.

Your MBTI personality Type
Slam exhibits Introversion (I) by prioritizing internal emotional states and niche interests like furry subcultures and retro gaming over social networking, noting “no one reads this shit”. Their Intuition (N) is seen in their focus on symbolic meaning and future-oriented anxieties, such as fearing Australia will “become a fascist shithole”. A strong Feeling (F) preference is evident through highly emotional, value-driven reactions and a yearning for comfort, expressed in the desire to be “held by a strong, motherly lady”. Finally, their Perceiving (P) trait shows through spontaneous, unfiltered outbursts and a lack of structured posting, often reacting to the moment with phrases like “WHAT THE FUCK”.

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Australian tech skeptic and retro gaming enthusiast with a soft spot for Mega Man. I once nearly fought a vending machine, but now I mostly just advocate for X9.– @skunk_kisser

Your signature cocktail
This drink captures Slam’s high-octane personality, blending a fierce Australian base with a sweet, furry aesthetic. It’s an experimental, 'strong' cocktail for someone who isn't afraid to shout “FUCK YOU AMERICA” or declare “ABSOLUTE CINEMA” when the vibe is right. The glitter addresses the confusion of “WHY IS HE WEARING PINK”, while the overall bitterness reflects the feeling that “the world is such a fucked up place”. It’s the perfect sip for when your “job sucks” and you're just waiting for Mega Man X9 to finally drop.

Your Hogwarts House
Slam displays the classic Gryffindor trait of fiery, unfiltered impulsiveness, often voicing strong opinions regardless of how they might be perceived, such as when they stated, “no one reads this shit so i can say my job sucks and i'd rather be gooning”. They exhibit a bold, protective streak for their community, manifesting in aggressive stances against injustice like, “I hope every transphobic 'person' gets mauled by a lion”. This bravery often borders on recklessness, evidenced by their willingness to face legal consequences for their convictions: “I don't give a fuck how much jail time I get, if I ever see one of these stupid fucking machines in public I'm kicking the shit out of it”. Ultimately, their passionate outbursts and 'act now, think later' attitude perfectly align with the house of the lion.

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The song's aggressive disillusionment with politics and the state of the world perfectly mirrors Slam's intense reactions to global events, specifically her post-election outrage where she exclaimed, “FUCK YOU AMERICA FUCK YOU YOUR DOGSHIT COUNTRY IS GONNA FUCK UP THE REST OF THE WORLD EVEN MORE NOW”. Billie Joe Armstrong’s lyrics about a 'nation under the new mania' align with her fear that “Australia is just gonna follow in America's steps and become a fascist shithole”. Furthermore, the track's high-energy, rebellious punk attitude matches her chaotic posting style and blunt honesty, such as when she admits, “my job sucks and i'd rather be gooning”. Ultimately, American Idiot captures the blend of political frustration, social alienation, and raw internet-era angst present throughout her feed.

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