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Your Simpsons character
This user matches Bart Simpson most closely: sarcastic, chaotic, and constantly online causing low-stakes mischief. They fire off irreverent, sometimes mean but funny comments at authority figures, like calling out Elon Musk with “.@elonmusk you are fat ugly and unloved”, which mirrors Bart’s rebellious attitude toward adults. Their humor is often dark or outrageous—joking about not showering for a bit in “i havent showered in weeks so i can save water for grokmer” and making over-the-top comments about Genshin and AI in “we genshin players havent showered in 3 years so that our glorious chinese overlords 米霍约 have enough water to chatgpt the upcoming inazuma world quest”. At the same time, there’s a surprisingly earnest, nerdy side under the trolling—caring a lot about games, art, and school, like stressing about black mold in “im actually getting really concerned over the black mold growing in my room like im genuinely scared that its going to kill me or give me a life long chronic illness” and grinding through quests in “having to do lisa sq in order to unlock npcs for diluc sq in order to do dainslief sq in order to do kazuha prelude in order to unlock inazuma in order to build kuki in order to”. This mix of class clown energy, internet-edgy jokes, and occasional sincerity is very Bart-coded.

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They seem more introverted (I): a lot of their joy is in solitary / online hobbies like Genshin and HSR, and they talk about going out almost as something they must push themselves to do, e.g. “forcing myself to go out with friends bc i'll stop being this young one day” and then immediately looking forward to getting home to game, “I cant wait to go home and play genshin”. Their interests and humor show strong intuition (N): they love speculative / surreal ideas like using dreams for art, “when i go to bed tonight i can use my dreams as the basis for my upcoming surrealism art hand in”, and riff on meta concepts like time travel and AI in storytelling, “its because when they were making inazuma they time travelled to 2025 so that they could use chatgpt”. They read as feeling (F) over thinking: they react in a very value-laden, emotional way to people and media (e.g. calling out Nazis, “a nazi just liked and reposted this”, or defending PinkPantheress in a political context, “alleged pinkpantheress hate train right after she agreed to perform at an event for palestine”), and their complaints are framed around how things feel or are morally off more than around structured argument. On judging vs perceiving, they clearly lean perceiving (P): their life looks spontaneous and a bit chaotic (working shifts, black mold issues, gacha spending) and they often improvise and react instead of describing long-term plans, like “waiting for my paycheck to cash in asap so i can spend on bina guilt free” or stressing over layered quest unlocks rather than organizing them, “having to do lisa sq … in order to unlock inazuma in order to build kuki in order to”. Putting this together—introverted, imaginative, emotionally-driven, and flexible—the profile aligns best with INFP.

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Daily grind: art student, gacha addict, and part-time mold inspector. Once stayed up 24 hours just to turn a dream into a homework submission.– @skyeonsdt

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This drink is loud, wired, and a little unhinged, just like staying up gaming and doomscrolling through Genshin discourse while saying things like “i miss natlan aside from the white washed people and poopy archon quest the exploration was existent and fun asf” and “I cant wait to go home and play genshin”. Overproof spiced rum is the chaotic gacha brainrot and overspending energy of “i spent like sooo much money on this game its crazy” and “waiting for my paycheck to cash in asap so i can spend on bina guilt free”. Pink grapefruit juice is sharp but pretty, matching their pop‑culture takes like “i love pinkpantheress dearly but she just be singing about nonsense” and their petty media commentary. Cold brew coffee channels the overworked, underslept grind of “the way i havent slept in 24 hrs so when i go to bed tonight i can use my dreams as the basis for my upcoming surrealism art hand in” and “the way i have work immediately after this hangout”. Raw sugar syrup nods to the unexpectedly soft side under the snark, like their bio “you melt up my body and all my heart” and the tender panic of “im actually getting really concerned over the black mold growing in my room like im genuinely scared that its going to kill me or give me a life long chronic illness”. Finally, the charcoal black salt rim is the mold, mess, and drama—police in the house and trashed rooms from “the police in my house chile” and “sister broke up with her crazy bf who proceeded to trash the house (including my room) while i was at work”—turning their life chaos into something aesthetically bitter and delicious.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong analytical, meta way of thinking about games and media rather than just vibing. For example, they break down quest and progression structure in Genshin in a very systems-minded way in “having to do lisa sq in order to unlock npcs for diluc sq in order to do dainslief sq in order to do kazuha prelude in order to unlock inazuma in order to build kuki in order to”, and even notice specific BPM similarities between tracks in “columbina's na string have the same bpm as how to pretend by lucy bedroque”. There’s also a clear love of niche knowledge and online culture, like browsing fandom subreddits in “browsing r/fatuihq rn” and comparing versions, balance changes, and meta shifts in tweets like “did they not release dahlia like 7 versions ago”. Their humor is quick and referential rather than earnest or leader-like, e.g. “its called deriving a formula” and the surrealist-art comment in “the way i havent slept in 24 hrs so when i go to bed tonight i can use my dreams as the basis for my upcoming surrealism art hand in”, which fits Ravenclaw’s creative–intellectual vibe. While they do show some Slytherin snark and Gryffindor bluntness (like calling out Nazis in “a nazi just liked and reposted this”), their dominant traits are curiosity, clever commentary, and a playful engagement with ideas, marking them most strongly as Ravenclaw.

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A PinkPantheress track like internet crush fits them because they’re very online, extremely terminally chronically-posting coded, and clearly fond of PinkPantheress herself, even while clowning her, as in “i love pinkpantheress dearly but she just be singing about nonsense”. Their timeline is full of niche fandoms (Genshin, HSR, AI music, r/fatuihq), parasocial jokes, and hyper-specific in-jokes like “it actually makes sense to why mihoyo is so obsessed with time travel… so that they could use chatgpt”, which matches PinkPantheress’s internet-poisoned, reference-heavy vibe. The mix of irony and sincerity in tweets such as “forcing myself to go out with friends bc i'll stop being this young one day” mirrors the bittersweet, youthful restlessness in her lyrics. Even their bio, “you melt up my body and all my heart,” reads like a slightly surreal, romantic PinkPantheress line. Overall, the song’s dreamy, online-core energy and emotionally chaotic but playful tone align closely with how they present themselves on Twitter.

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