
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: intelligent, self-analytical, emotionally intense, and struggling with feeling different from everyone around them. Like Lisa over-focusing on achievement and self-worth, this user obsessively tracks and intellectualizes food and intake, asking things like “gnt vcs acham 1000kcal diarias um bom déficit?” and “amgs, eu to num intake de 600kcal diarias a +/ 1 mes… quanto vcs acham q eu aumento?”. There’s also Lisa’s mix of idealism and burnout: the user mentions a chronic illness and pushing through pain, as in “estetica rara: vc tem t.a. e doença crônica ent se mata de fazer exercicios ate q seu corpo desliga por conta de tanto esforço”. Their introspective, overthinking side shows up when they question their future and suitability for caring professions, e.g. “como q uma transtornada faz esses cursos? minha paciente vai falar q ta gorda… e eu vou concordar”, which echoes Lisa’s tendency to carry the weight of the world and feel responsible yet inadequate. Finally, the sense of isolation and not fitting in—“me sinto excluida pq eu ODEIO comer limpo” and “acho q se eu fizer uma lista de todos os meus problemas eu supero a m3gan do k4tseye”—is very Lisa: precocious, self-critical, and painfully aware of their own struggles.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: much of their life happens online, and they talk about feeling excluded or invalidated, e.g. “me sinto excluida pq eu ODEIO comer limpo…” and the wish for a small, safe circle like edtwt rather than broad social life. Their focus on extremely concrete body stats and calories shows Sensing (S) over Intuition: they constantly mention exact intakes and weights like “1000kcal de intake n ta dando certo…” and “almoço 246kcal (comi 2/3 da cumbuca)”, staying grounded in physical, measurable details. They clearly lead with Feeling (F) rather than Thinking: their decisions and self‑talk are dominated by intense emotion and self-worth, e.g. “era pra eu comer ‘melhor’ pra me recuperar… eu quero chorar morrer to me sentindo uma porca imensa” and “eu to achando mto estranho estar num intake de 1000kcal… to me sentindo mto gorda”. On the J–P side they show a strong desire to plan but difficulty following rigid structure, which fits Perceiving (P): they make calendars and intake plans then change them impulsively, e.g. “acabei de perceber q coloquei dia 18 como segunda… acabei com todo o calendario” and oscillate between intakes and fasts like “amgs, eu to num intake de 600kcal… agr to em nf… e quero aumentar meu intake dps desse nf”. Taken together—quiet, inwardly focused, highly emotional, detail-focused, and somewhat scattered yet idealistic (wanting recovery but stuck in harmful patterns)—they most closely resemble an ISFP/INFP style, but the heavy emphasis on internal feelings, identity worries, and values (e.g. about future career in psychology/nutrition in “como q uma transtornada faz esses cursos?”) tips slightly toward INFP.

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Sky • teen in EDTWT • juggling chronic illness, recovery attempts & school lunches that are 90% hot chocolate • learning nutrition without losing myself– @skyinrelapse

Your signature cocktail
Sky becomes this cocktail the moment they joke about surviving on school drinks, like when they said they might handle lunch as just a hot chocolate: “por quanto tempo sera q eu aguento “comer” só um chocolate quente no almoço da escola todos os dias?”. The dark chocolate liqueur is for their love of sweets and the wish to live on chocolate and long fasts, echoing “se fosse por mim eu fazia omad de meia barra de chocolate e nf de 3 dias dps 💔💔💔💔”. An espresso shot captures their wired, sleep-deprived hunger and racing thoughts about food and intake, like when they can’t even sleep from hunger in “como assim eu n consigo dormir pra fome passar pq a fome nao passa pra eu conseguir dormir”. The chili-infused syrup nods to their chaotic kitchen misadventure and allergy drama in “ia por canela ne porem a pimenta cayenne estava do lado da canela e eu n vi eu sou alerhica a pimenta…”, adding a sting under the sweetness. Soft foam on top is their gentle, cute aesthetic layered over internal chaos, as shown when they post outfits and selfies while feeling awful inside, like “hj foi um dia horrivel lixudo quero bater minha cabeca na parede ate ela abrir”. Finally, the cocoa nib rim over ice mirrors the crunchy counting and control—every kcal, every gram—seen in their meticulous logs like “1000kcal de intake n ta dando certo to tendo mto descontrole vo te q apela pro intake de 400kcal”, turning obsession into an experimental, bittersweet drink.

Your Hogwarts House
Their core traits point most strongly to Hufflepuff: persistence, hard work, and a strong sense of responsibility toward commitments. They repeatedly push themselves to stick to plans and intakes even when exhausted or in pain, like when they say their family forced them to eat out twice and they respond with “vou fazer nf ate n aguentar mais agr”, and when they spend hours cooking despite chronic illness: “tenho doenca cronica e ficar mto tempo em pe faz meu corpo inteiro doer… eu to a 5h em pe na cozinha”. They show a diligent, almost methodical approach to tracking and planning rather than a reckless or flashy one, carefully calculating and asking about calories and macros, as in “gnt vcs acham 1000kcal diarias um bom déficit?” and “gnt eu ainda to aprendendo sobre carboidrato, proteina e tals, vcs acham q foi um dia bom??”. There is also a strong community-oriented side: they frequently address followers as “amgs/amicos,” seek mutual support, and create shared spaces like the private TikTok for others: “oi gnt so queria lembrar vcs q tenho um tiktok de diario de fotos… se forem me seguir me mandem seus arrobas”. While there is some self‑critical and perfectionistic language that could hint at Slytherin or Ravenclaw, the overall pattern is of someone who endures, shows loyalty to their online circle, and quietly works through pain and difficulty—quintessential Hufflepuff traits.

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A well‑suited song for them is Control by Halsey, which captures the feeling of being consumed by an inner disorder and constantly battling yourself. They describe extreme restriction and self-sabotage, like wanting to live on almost nothing: “1000kcal de intake n ta dando certo to tendo mto descontrole vo te q apela pro intake de 400kcal” and “vou fazer nf ate n aguentar mais agr”, mirroring the song’s themes of losing control over one’s mind and body. The self-directed cruelty in tweets like “sua BURRA pq vc comprou vestido de manga curta sendo q teu braco ta enorme burra burra burra (autocritica” and feeling like a “monster” for eating aligns closely with lyrics about being afraid of the person you’ve become. At the same time, their bio says “pro recov” and they mention attempts at getting better, for example “eu voltando dps de tentativa de recovery q n deu certo rs”, echoing the song’s conflict between wanting control and wanting peace. The mix of dark humor, exhaustion, and desperation in posts like “vamos ver se eu duro ate o natal” and “eu queria tanto ser alta pq to com 106lb com o corpo da primeira foto” fits the song’s haunting yet vulnerable tone.

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