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Your Simpsons character
Lisa fits best because she’s the overthinking, hyper‑online gifted kid who oscillates between ambition and existential dread. This user constantly stresses about university and future paths, with posts like “at 3:53pm i start convincing myself i should major in biology” and “is it too late to drop out of uni”, which echoes Lisa’s academic angst and pressure. They’re intensely creative and driven to make art, saying “get me out of uni i need to draw” and sharing a “2025 art recap 🦅 first year ive drawn so consistently ...... heres to hoping for more in 2026 🪱🪱”, similar to Lisa’s dedication to music and self-improvement. Their melodramatic, darkly funny despair—like “Im gonna fucking kill myself” and “you have to get me out of here”—feels like a more terminally online, edgier version of Lisa’s bouts of depression and feeling misunderstood. Mixed in, there’s genuine earnestness and passion for niche interests, such as “I WILL FORFEIT ALL MY ORGANS TO STARBORNNEBULA” and repeated fanart tags, mirroring Lisa’s intense fixations (jazz, causes, obsessions) and tendency to care a bit too much.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an introvert (I): most tweets center on solitary activities like drawing, watching SMP/YouTube, or being online, often framed as being overwhelmed by university or life rather than energized by social events, e.g. “get me out of uni i need to draw” and “no art for a while because of uni btw lol posting might resume once i get settled in”. Their language is highly metaphorical and surreal, suggesting intuition (N) over sensing: “clip studio paint rejects me because it senses the impurity of my flesh and the evil lurking in my heart” and “procreate is like the cloth mother of art programs and microsoft paint is like the wire mother” show a preference for conceptual, symbolic framing rather than concrete detail. Emotional intensity and fandom-driven passion point to feeling (F): they dramatize their reactions and values, e.g. “THAT WAS GENUINELY ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL VIDEOS IVE EVER WATCHED HOLY FUCKING SHIIIITTTTTT” and “I WILL FORFEIT ALL MY ORGANS TO STARBORNNEBULA”, and even self-destructive jokes are expressed in a raw, affective way like “Im gonna fucking kill myself”. Their timeline is chaotic, impulsive, and highly reactive to media rather than structured, which fits perceiving (P): they frequently talk about procrastination and lack of structure, such as “dropping everything to watch dumbpload (im going to fail my finals)” and “ive been doing so much sketchslop that i tried to paint digitally and i found that i just couldnt do it what the fuck. next slabmaxxing art coming NEVER”. Taken together—introspective art focus, intense emotionality, abstract/metaphorical expression, and a spontaneous, unstructured lifestyle—their tweets best align with INFP.

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18 • it/he/they • art student surviving uni, horror SMPs & cursed YouTube uploads. Once laughed at a skin so hard I considered changing majors.– @slabmaxxing

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail hits like logging onto a cursed SMP at 3 AM: strong, chaotic, and a little bit unhinged, echoing lines like “im actually about to run out onto the street and get hit by a car” and “MACE SMP IS A HORROR MOVIE”. The overproof rum and espresso are pure academic burnout and hyperfixation energy, channeling “get me out of uni i need to draw” and the many ‘I need to drop out’ posts. Blackberry liqueur and charcoal make it dark and dramatic for their theatrical despair, like “SUICIDE BACK ON” and “Im gonna fucking kill myself”, while still being sweet underneath. The yuzu soda is the fizzy, feral stan energy of “I NEED TO INJECT STARBORNNEBULA INTO MY BLOODSTREAM” and “STORMZ ON BLISS I PRAYED FOR TIMES LIKE THESE”. A spoon of yogurt foam nods to “i want yogurt” and softens the edges, like their quieter art posts and studies. The silver glitter rim is the brainrot sparkle of years of fanart and obsession, from “2025 art recap 🦅 first year ive drawn so consistently ...... heres to hoping for more in 2026 🪱🪱” to every cursed, beautiful #iamstormzfanart piece.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline shows strong creativity and an almost obsessive engagement with ideas and media, which aligns closely with Ravenclaw. They talk repeatedly about art and studies—“2025 art recap 🦅 first year ive drawn so consistently ...... heres to hoping for more in 2026 🪱🪱” and “another scuffed redraw slash landscape study”—showing a reflective, improvement-oriented mindset rather than pure ambition or pure loyalty. Even their jokes often have a slightly analytical or conceptual bent, like comparing software to attachment-theory experiments in “procreate is like the cloth mother of art programs and microsoft paint is like the wire mother” and likening math to a specific aesthetic in “trigonometric functions kind of farlandscore”. They clearly enjoy patterns and meta-thinking, explicitly invoking it in “pattern recognition test!”. Although they express stress about university—“at 3:53pm i start convincing myself i should major in biology” and “is it too late to drop out of uni”—the way they frame it is less about ambition (Slytherin) or bravery (Gryffindor) and more about intellectual identity and where their curiosity belongs. Overall, the combination of creative fixation, pattern/idea humor, and self-reflective commentary on learning points most strongly to Ravenclaw.

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A dramatic, emotionally intense anthem like Welcome to the Black Parade fits them perfectly: they constantly swing between morbid humor and sincerity, saying things like “SUICIDE BACK ON” and then immediately undercutting it with “suicide postponed excellent work team”. The song’s themes of burnout, pressure, and keeping going despite everything match their ongoing battle with university stress, as seen in “get me out of uni i need to draw” and “i need to fucking drop out”. Their art-obsessed, slightly theatrical online persona—posting dramatic fanart like “our final hour #iamstormzfanart” and calling MACE SMP “a fucking horror movie” in “mace smp is a fucking horror movie”—aligns with the song’s over-the-top, narrative style. Even their joke about being persecuted by the platform, “twitter wants me dead me because my heart is pure like a lotus blossom”, echoes the song’s melodramatic sense of being tragically misunderstood yet still marching on. Overall, their blend of dark humor, fandom intensity, and persistent angst makes this emo classic an ideal fit.

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