Slamaroonie23
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: His intense love for sports is clear in tweets like 'The oilers are such a bad team Awful goalie Bad D Core No depth Leafs are better in every aspect.'
- Humorous: His sarcastic tweet 'I’m Unreal in Fortnite Surely all the women want to sleep with me now right?' shows his ability to joke about himself.
- Critical Thinker: He frequently critiques sports management and players, as seen in 'GET A FUNCTIONAL STARTING PITCHER YOU DUMB FUCKS.'
- Bold: His tweet 'I hope my tweets piss you off' shows his willingness to express controversial opinions without hesitation.
- Dedicated: He watched '27 innings of bluejays baseball just for 4 runs being scored,' demonstrating his commitment to following his favorite teams.
Weaknesses:
- Confrontational: His frequent use of aggressive language, such as 'Take little out you dumb fuck,' can alienate others.
- Provocative: Tweets like 'Fuck pride month' suggest he enjoys stirring controversy, which may lead to backlash.
- Impulsive: His tweet 'GET A FUNCTIONAL STARTING PITCHER YOU DUMB FUCKS' shows a tendency to react strongly in the moment.
- Insensitive: Using terms like 'retard' in tweets such as 'What a retard this kid is' reflects a lack of tact.
- Overcritical: He often harshly critiques players, like 'Chad green is fucking terrible,' which might come off as excessive.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Matthew shares Bart Simpson's rebellious, provocative nature. His tweet 'I hope my tweets piss you off' mirrors Bart's love for stirring the pot. His sarcastic humor, like 'I’m Unreal in Fortnite Surely all the women want to sleep with me now right?' aligns with Bart's mischievous wit. Both are unapologetically bold, as seen in Matthew's controversial opinions like 'Fuck pride month.' Bart and Matthew would bond over their shared knack for pushing boundaries and challenging norms.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTP
Matthew exhibits traits of an ESTP: energetic, bold, and action-oriented. His extraversion shines in his frequent and outspoken tweets, such as 'GET A FUNCTIONAL STARTING PITCHER YOU DUMB FUCKS.' His sensing trait is reflected in his focus on immediate, real-world sports events, like 'Vladdy returns to a minor league ballpark tonight.' His thinking side is evident in his critical analysis of player performances, such as 'Chad green is fucking terrible.' Finally, his perceiving trait is clear in his impulsive and spontaneous tweets, like 'I’m Unreal in Fortnite Surely all the women want to sleep with me now right?'
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Blue Jays game? Because I could watch you for 27 innings straight and still want more.
- Are you Vladdy Jr.? Because you just hit a home run in my heart.
- Are you Fortnite? Because I’m Unreal when I’m around you.
- Are you a starting pitcher? Because I’d never pull you out of my life.
- Are you a controversial tweet? Because you’ve got everyone talking about you—and I can’t stop thinking about you!
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Your new Twitter bio
Sports fanatic with a flair for fiery takes | Toronto Sports & Buffalo Bills die-hard ⚾️🏒🏈 | Betting on Vladdy's greatness & roasting bad plays | Fortnite legend (self-proclaimed) | Stirring the pot since forever!– @Slamaroonie23
Your signature cocktail
Vladdy Smash
The 'Vladdy Smash' captures Matthew's fiery personality and love for baseball. Whiskey reflects his bold and confrontational tweets like 'GET A FUNCTIONAL STARTING PITCHER YOU DUMB FUCKS.' Lemon juice adds a zesty kick, much like his sarcastic humor in 'I’m Unreal in Fortnite Surely all the women want to sleep with me now right?' Maple syrup ties it to his Canadian roots, and club soda adds a refreshing touch, just like his passion for sports.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Matthew's boldness, ambition, and confrontational nature make him a Slytherin. His tweet 'I hope my tweets piss you off' shows his unapologetic attitude, a hallmark of Slytherin confidence. His critical takes, like 'GET A FUNCTIONAL STARTING PITCHER YOU DUMB FUCKS,' reflect the house's drive for excellence. His betting on sports outcomes, 'Got 50 on vladdy hitting a homer tonight,' showcases his cunning and calculated risks. While he may lack Gryffindor's chivalry, his ambition and fiery personality fit Slytherin perfectly.
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We Will Rock You - Queen
Matthew's fiery sports commentary and bold personality align with the anthem-like energy of 'We Will Rock You.' His tweet 'GET A FUNCTIONAL STARTING PITCHER YOU DUMB FUCKS' reflects the song's defiant tone. His passion for teams like the Blue Jays and Buffalo Bills, evident in his bio, mirrors the song's rallying spirit. The song's iconic beat and chant-like lyrics suit Matthew's unapologetic and energetic approach to sports fandom.
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