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Your Simpsons character
Papa Don’s mix of family life, humor, and occasional over-the-top reactions mirrors Homer Simpson. His tweet 'Do NOT get the seafood bucket at a football game in a landlocked state I beg you' reflects Homer’s penchant for food-related hilarity. His love for sports, seen in 'Sox got me believing,' aligns with Homer’s passion for baseball. Both are sarcastic, family-focused, and prone to memorable one-liners.

Your MBTI personality Type
Papa Don’s sarcastic wit, critical thinking, and love for debate align with the ENTP personality type. His tweet 'Brother focus on fixing your hairline stop focusing on these kids you nonce' showcases his sharp humor and directness. His ability to critique societal trends, like 'Seeing the replies and realizing this website is proof of the dead internet theory,' reflects the ENTP’s analytical nature. His passion for sports and family, seen in 'Sox got me believing,' adds depth to his outgoing and adaptable personality.

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Sarcastic sports fanatic | Red Sox, Celtics, Patriots, Cornhuskers die-hard | Father & husband navigating life with memes and hot takes | Seafood bucket skeptic | Oregon-based chaos coordinator.– @SlamBamWillow

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The Fenway Fizz captures Papa Don’s love for the Red Sox and his sarcastic edge. Whiskey represents his bold personality, while cranberry juice nods to New England’s signature fruit. Club soda adds a refreshing fizz, symbolizing his sharp wit in tweets like 'Crying about your favorite racist passing away is hilariously barstool coded.' The lemon wedge adds a tart kick, much like his humor. It’s a drink as spirited and layered as he is.

Your Hogwarts House
Papa Don’s boldness and passion for calling out absurdity and hypocrisy align with Gryffindor traits. His tweet 'Brother focus on the genocide support leave the baseball to the big boys' shows his willingness to speak up, even when it’s controversial. His loyalty to his teams, like 'Sox got me believing,' reflects Gryffindor’s strong sense of dedication. While he’s sarcastic, his courage to voice opinions loudly and unapologetically makes him a fit for this house.

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This Red Sox anthem perfectly matches Papa Don’s love for the team, as seen in 'Sox got me believing.' The song’s upbeat and nostalgic vibe resonates with his mix of humor and passion. His tweet 'SHUT UP ABOUT THE MOOKIE TRADE IT MAKES ME SAD' reflects the emotional highs and lows of being a sports fan, which this song captures during Fenway Park singalongs.

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