
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, jokey, and constantly online causing low-stakes trouble. Their timeline is full of loud, impulsive outbursts like “GIMME FUCKING CHEESEBURGER” and “HOLY FUCk ITS RAINING”, which feel very Bart-core in terms of exaggerated reactions. They have a prankster/edgy meme sense of humor, shown in posts like “here's how i'll torture you @Shr00msi3 #1. the marrow furnace, i'll inject liquid metal into your bones” and the cursed, cryptic joke tweet “Ah rah, dee Soo guh goo gee goo gee Goo guh fli goo gee goo…”. At the same time, there’s a moral streak and awareness of social issues, like “transphobes don't understand pronouns OR adjectives” and “breaking: transphobes think your name is encoded in your dna”, mirroring Bart’s occasional surprising empathy and sense of justice. Their obsession with games, modding, and weird projects—asking things like “what should i animate baldi doing in anim8or?” and “does anyone know some fun baldi (plus) mods”—also fits Bart’s hyperactive, easily-distracted hobby cycle rather than Lisa’s more studious vibe.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more introverted: most activities are solitary (editing, remixing, Roblox, Geometry Dash, SCP, Baldi mods) rather than big social events, and their big wish is online validation rather than in-person hype, e.g. “one day i will get a hit tweet and will wake up with 150k notifs”, and they often say they’re going to sleep or are tired rather than going out, like “im gonna go to sleep”. They lean intuition over sensing because they constantly play with surreal or conceptual humor and ideas instead of just reporting concrete facts, like the nonsense-copypasta style in “Wenomechainsama Tumajarbisaun Wifenlooof Eselifterbraun” and the cryptic glitched text in “███ ███ 𝄃𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄀 D𝄃vid … צרחות המעונים ינקבו באוזניך.”. Their values and emotions are central, pointing to feeling: they react strongly to injustice and identity topics, as in “i'm so fucking tired of seeing stupid transphobes in replies” and “transphobes don't understand pronouns OR adjectives”, and care about friends’ wellbeing, requesting help like “fuck i slept all day @Shr00msi3 help me fix my sleep schedule”. They seem perceiving rather than judging: they are spontaneous, messy, and improvisational, reflected in scattered projects and last‑minute decisions like “what should i animate baldi doing in anim8or? im not that good at it so give me easy stuff” and “fuck the animation doesnt even work in mcreator”, plus sleep schedule chaos and unplanned content like “ok i scheduled a tweet on legit computerling leaks for 8 am so im gonna go to sleep now ig”. Together, this pattern of online‑focused introversion, surreal and creative thinking, emotionally charged values, and flexible, somewhat chaotic lifestyle matches INFP best.

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Minor dev + remix goblin. Runs @pngdesktop & @aitwtleaks. Once ruined hot chocolate with too much sugar and tweeted a tutorial anyway.– @slashglooby

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The Electric blue raspberry soda captures their hyper, all-caps meme energy and chaotic gaming vibes, like “GIMME FUCKING CHEESEBURGER” and “HOLY FUCk ITS RAINING”. The spiked hot chocolate syrup nods to their recurring cocoa saga, from “tutorial on how to make yummy hot chocolate with water, 1. 2 4 teaspoons of cocoa...” to “fuck i added too much sugar to the hot chocolate”, giving warmth with a mischievous kick. Sour green apple liqueur represents the silly, offbeat meme side – think “GWEEN BEAN WATCHU MEAAAAAAAAAAN” and their playful Baldi/geometry dash obsession. The Pop-rocks sugar rim mirrors their glitchy, experimental art/gaming creativity, from “HOW DO SPRITESWAPS WORK???????” to “what should i animate baldi doing in anim8or?”, adding a literal crackling chaos. Finally, a dash of black coffee concentrate reflects the tired, slightly fried side hiding under the memes, like “fuck i slept all day @Shr00msi3 help me fix my sleep schedule” and “im gonna go to sleep”, grounding the drink just enough to keep it from going full cursed-computerling.

Your Hogwarts House
Their strongest throughline is curiosity and DIY-style learning, which points to Ravenclaw. They’re constantly trying to figure out how things work, asking questions like “HOW DO SPRITESWAPS WORK???????” and “how do i dither videos”, and even worrying about tech setups such as “i would install linux but i what if roblox stops working … idfk”. They not only seek knowledge but also share it, making a mini-tutorial thread like “how to dither like mystman! 1. go to @photopeacom …”, which fits the Ravenclaw tendency to turn learning into something others can use. Their creative projects — remixing music “made a new remix thingamabob”, animating in Anim8or “what should i animate baldi doing in anim8or?”, and designing ‘spooky robot spider’ concepts “im gonna make a spooky robot spider thing design” — show a playful, inventive mind. While they do show loyalty to friends and causes, the consistent pattern of curiosity, experimentation, and sharing niche technical knowledge makes Ravenclaw the best fit.

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AJR’s Internet fits @slashglooby because it captures hyper-online, chaotic, and extremely terminally-online energy. They live in fandom and niche web culture, tweeting about Baldi’s Basics, Roblox and Geometry Dash like “does anyone know some fun baldi (plus) mods” and “follow me on geometry dash i will make epic levels its @slashglooby”. The song’s theme of being constantly plugged in mirrors their life of making remix videos and hot chocolate tutorials for friends, as seen in “made a new remix thingamabob” and “tutorial on how to make yummy hot chocolate with water… @Shr00msi3”. Their mix of shitposting and genuine frustration with online discourse, like “i'm so fucking tired of seeing stupid transphobes in replies”, also matches the song’s tension between loving and hating the internet. Even their hope for virality in “one day i will get a hit tweet and will wake up with 150k notifs” lines up perfectly with the track’s obsession with online attention and digital life.

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