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Your Simpsons character
The overall vibe matches Lisa Simpson: sharp, emotional, dramatic, and very online-brain but still introspective. Like Lisa, they’re self-aware and critical of people’s behavior, as seen in posts like “grow the fuck up you actual loser” and “gay boys on twitter are such fucking losers and all they think about is dick”, where they call out others’ immaturity. They also have strong niche obsessions and fandom energy—gacha/gaming and Drag Race—similar to Lisa’s intense passions, shown by “GOT ASTRA AND WON ALICE 50/50” and “dd fuego safe is actually ridiculous #DragRace”. At the same time, there’s a lonely, yearning side beneath the attitude, reflected in posts like “i want a boyfriend oh my goddd” and “ugh i want oomf so bad 💔”, which is very Lisa-coded in her more vulnerable moments. The mix of being outspoken, a little mean but principled, emotionally intense, and craving connection makes Lisa the closest fit.

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Pretty boy, pro at overthinking pulls and eyebrows. Once live-tweeted Christmas dinner while plotting my next gacha banner. Games, drag, and mild chaos.– @slaybakism

Your signature cocktail
The Ocean Avenue Twink-Tini riffs on their bio and pretty-boy energy: ocean blue, a little extra, and impossible to ignore. Sweet white rum with vanilla stands in for the flirty, horny dramatics of “im horny” and “if u eat ass i got a thick plate”, while still packing a deceptively strong punch like their constant capslock reactions in “IM GAGGING”. Blue curaçao and lychee juice capture the kawaii af softness of “when youre such a pretty boy they think youre a woman 😂😘” and the yearning in “i want a boyfriend oh my goddd”. Fresh lime adds a sharp, shady edge that echoes reads like “grow the fuck up you actual loser” and “mia is so fucking weird and childish”. Finally, the edible glitter rim mirrors the cam-nation glam of “TOP 2 TWT CRUSHES BOTH NOW FOLLOW ME.. IM GAGGING #camnation” and their self-aware hotness in “when youre features are so cute and soft they think ur a girl 🫰”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets center heavily on self-image, desirability, and status, which aligns with Slytherin’s ambition and self‑preservation. They openly brag about their looks and how others perceive them, e.g. calling themselves a “pretty boy” in “when youre such a pretty boy they think youre a woman 😂😘” and emphasizing that being mistaken for a girl must be “bitterness” from others in “when youre features are so cute and soft they think ur a girl 🫰 it just has to be bitterness i think”. There’s a consistent sharp, cutting tone toward people they dislike, such as “grow the fuck up you actual loser” and “girl what the fuck”, which shows a willingness to be ruthless rather than diplomatic. They also display a selective, almost strategic approach to relationships, like “i keep my circle tight like my fuckin butt” and frustration with romantic prospects in “i hate every man who ive ever spoken to in any romantic/sexual way”, indicating guardedness and self‑protection. While there are flashes of passion and humor, the dominant traits are vanity, sharp judgment, and a protective focus on their own interests, which are most at home in Slytherin.

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The playful, sex-positive, and boy-obsessed vibe of boys by Lizzo fits them perfectly. They constantly thirst-tweet and joke about sex, like “if u eat ass i got a thick plate” and “eating christmas dinner but lowkey thinking about dick”. They also openly crave romance and attention, seen in “i want a boyfriend oh my goddd” and “ugh i want oomf so bad 💔”. The song’s flirty confidence mirrors how they talk about being a pretty boy, like “when youre such a pretty boy they think youre a woman 😂😘”. Overall, the fun, horny, unapologetic celebration of attraction in boys matches both their humor and their timeline energy.

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