Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: Shows intense dedication to favorite characters/fandoms, e.g. Kabuto fixation and requesting people to consult them before speaking about him in bio and tweets like “On some real shit. This is your official introduction”.
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating jokes and memes like “I am “spiritually unemployed”” and “Ma life is a partayyyy 🎉 ma home 🏠 is da club 🪩”.
- Affectionate: Expresses love and fondness for pets and mutuals, e.g. “I love my dog but damn her breath stank” and “But I love u guys my oomfs make my day”.
- Principled: Defends women and boundaries clearly, e.g. “Lesbianism has NEVER included men” and criticism of misogynistic shipping in “My beef w MOST narusasu shippers is the blatant misogyny”.
- Resilient: Acknowledges retail work stress but keeps going, e.g. “I take how strong I am for granted because I deal with retail customer service” and pushing through shifts like “I hate working god why did I come in early today”.
Weaknesses:
- Work-burnout: Frequent frustration and exhaustion around work, as in “FUUUCK dude I have to go to WORK” and “I don’t wanna work”.
- Doomscrolling: Mentions needing to stop overusing Twitter, e.g. “I’m trying to stop doomscrolling on twt as much since my classes started and I wanna lock in…”.
- Online-overreliance: Talks about content drought and needing notifications/interaction, e.g. “I’m also in like a content drought. I don’t have post ideas anymore” and “At least on this acc my oomfs actually see my posts”.
- Harsh-language: Uses intense or aggressive phrasing when upset, e.g. “Girl fuck you and your yaoi” and “I’d block anyone if they were proship or like a piece of shit”.
- Self-neglect: Occasionally ignores basic needs or health, as in “Ok so no dinner for me . No chicken. FUJK”, “I need to eat bro I’m starving”, and “My tummy hurts”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa Simpson fits best because she’s intellectually intense, deeply opinionated, and emotionally online about niche interests in the same way this user is about Kabuto and yuri. Like Lisa’s passionate rants about feminism and justice, they go hard for lesbian discourse and media, e.g. “Lesbianism has NEVER included men. But yall keep trying to include them ” and “EVERY FUCKING WEEK THERES SOME NEW LESBIAN DICOURSE MAKING US LOOK BAD OR AWFUL OR SOMETHING SOMETHING MEN CAN WE GET A BREAK”. Their critical takes on misogyny in fandom, like “My beef w MOST narusasu shippers is the blatant misogyny.” and “Why are we still continuing the Hinata vs Sakura discourse… CAN WE NOT PUT DOWN ONE WOMAN TO UPLIFT ANOTHER???”, mirror Lisa’s constant willingness to call people out even if it’s unpopular. At the same time, they’re self-aware, a bit burnt out, and dramatic in a relatable way—complaining about work and school, e.g. “I hate working god why did I come in early today” and “I’m trying to stop doomscrolling on twt as much since my classes started and I wanna lock in…”—which fits Lisa’s combination of overachiever energy and exhausted teen feelings. Their hyperfixations (Kabuto, scientists, Pokemon, yuri), like “If I had a nickel for every time I fell in love with a scientist I’d have… 3?? Nickels???”, echo Lisa’s obsessive nerdy interests and tendency to dive deep into what she loves.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I) over Extrovert: they talk about being in a “content drought” and doomscrolling rather than going out, and value close mutuals more than broad socializing, as in “I need to interact with my mutuals more. INTERACTIVE TWEET!!!” and “At least on this acc my oomfs actually see my posts 😭 my main is just fucked or something idk. Shadow banned for life”. Their interests and language are strongly Intuitive (N): they fixate on fictional characters, ships, and meta-discourse (e.g. “Lesbianism has NEVER included men. But yall keep trying to include them ”, “Lesbian liking fictional men jokes on you because they were never men to begin with. I wouldn’t like them if they were a man”), and muse about patterns like repeatedly falling for “mad scientists” (“If I had a nickel for every time I fell in love with a scientist I’d have… 3?? Nickels???”). They are clearly Feeling (F): their arguments center on values and emotional harm, such as misogyny in fandom (“My beef w MOST narusasu shippers is the blatant misogyny.”) and not pitting women against each other (“CAN WE NOT PUT DOWN ONE WOMAN TO UPLIFT ANOTHER???”). Their tone is expressive and personal—complaining about work, hunger, and boredom (“I hate working god why did I come in early today”, “I need to eat bro I’m starving”)—rather than detached or system-focused. Finally, they read as Perceiving (P) rather than Judging: they tweet about being bored, disorganized with lists (“Updating my #lists so ignore those notifications cuz I’m #stupid and I accidentally remove and re add people”), and going with the flow of mood and fandom content rather than structured plans (“I don’t have post ideas anymore. But I love u guys my oomfs make my day”). All together, the introspective fandom focus, strong value-based takes, and somewhat unstructured lifestyle cues best fit INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you fell in love with three mad scientists and a certain snake boy… if I tell you I’m ‘spiritually unemployed’ but emotionally devoted to Kabuto Yakushi, does that at least earn me a research assistant position in your lab?
- You begging on main like you’re ‘on the street begging for change’ made me think… what if I just donate myself to your straw.page and call it an Itakabu-level sacrifice?
- As a fellow lesbian sick of Hinata vs Sakura and yaoi nonsense, I promise I’ll treat you better than most Naruto men treat their women—and if anyone disrespects Sakura or Kabuto around you, I’ll go full Tsunade on them. No chakra needed.
- You said some TikToks make you mourn childhood games and foods; I can’t fix nostalgia, but I can take you out for burgers, let you rant about ORAS being peak, and then go home to stare at Kabuto’s beautiful eyes together like it’s a religion.
- You talk about obliterating the butch/femme scale, loving toxic yuri, and calling yourself Kabuto Yakushi’s strongest soldier—if we ever date, is our dynamic ‘codependent yuri but with snakes, glasses, and a shared hatred of retail’ or do we need a whole new label?
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Your new Twitter bio
Retail survivor, yuri scholar, Kabuto Yakushi consultant on call. Once cried over a TikTok cat at 4am and still made it to class.– @sleepisnake
Your signature cocktail
Kabuto’s Spiritually Unemployed Yuri Sour
This drink starts with Japanese whisky for the intense, slightly unhinged devotion to Kabuto, echoing lines like “#薬師カブト gachikoi | please consult me before speaking about Kabuto Yakushi” and “Kabuto. Thats all goodnight”. Yuzu juice brings a sharp, bright sourness for their retail grind and exhaustion, the vibe of “FUUUCK dude I have to go to WORK” and “I hate working god why did I come in early today”. The purple ube syrup is sweet, weird, and distinctly queer-coded, matching tweets like “Waiter waiter more toxic yuri with codependency please” and simply “Yuri”. A kick of ginger liqueur represents their sharp tongue and no-nonsense lesbian discourse, from “Lesbianism has NEVER included men. But yall keep trying to include them” to “Girl fuck you and your yaoi”. Finally, a dash of saline nods to the constant low-level burnout and emotional saltiness behind posts like “I’m so bored dude I’ve got like 4+ hours to go” and “Some of the TikToks I see it’s like man. Okay why don’t you just gut me at this point.”, making it a strong, bittersweet, and slightly feral cocktail—just like their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently show a very Hufflepuff blend of loyalty, work ethic, and fairness. Their attachment to their mutuals is explicit and protective, as seen when they say they’d block bad actors but stay devoted to trusted friends: “I’d block anyone if they were proship or like a piece of shit. I’m loyal to my favoomfs fr though. I trust them”. They’re also openly hardworking (even if they hate it), repeatedly talking about retail shifts and exhaustion, like “I hate working god why did I come in early today” and “I’m finally home from work…”, which fits Hufflepuff’s association with labor and perseverance. Their sense of fairness and ethics is strong; they call out misogyny and anti-woman discourse, for example: “My beef w MOST narusasu shippers is the blatant misogyny… the way they talk abt those two girls is absolutely heinous” and “CAN WE NOT PUT DOWN ONE WOMAN TO UPLIFT ANOTHER???”. Even when discussing fandom and identity issues, they center kindness and boundaries, e.g. “please consult me before speaking about Kabuto Yakushi” and criticism of people who don’t really care about female characters while pretending to: “judging by the shit yall posting and reposting I know damn well you DO NOT CARE about any of those girls, especially Sakura”. This combination of loyalty to friends, grinding through work, and a strong fairness-driven moral stance is quintessentially Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
bad idea right? - Olivia Rodrigo
They have an intense, slightly chaotic, deeply self-aware fandom crush energy that fits bad idea right? perfectly, especially with tweets like “#薬師カブト gachikoi | please consult me before speaking about Kabuto Yakushi” and “Idek bruh… I remember when I started watching a long time ago I just remember telling myself wow I’m either gonna hate or love this guy… I was so down bad it was embarrassing (I still am unfortunately)”. The song’s theme of knowingly giving in to an obsession matches their yume-focused behavior, like “On some real shit. This is your official introduction” and “Kabuto. Thats all goodnight”. There’s a manic, humorous exhaustion in tweets like “I hate working god why did I come in early today” and “I’m so bored dude I’ve got like 4+ hours to go and I’m gonna run out of things to do man” that aligns with the song’s frantic, overdramatic vibe. Their lesbian, butch-femme and yuri-centric posts such as “Waiter waiter more toxic yuri with codependency please” and “Lesbianism has NEVER included men. But yall keep trying to include them” also mirror the song’s messy, knowingly-problematic romantic entanglement. Overall, the combination of self-aware obsession, humor, and emotional chaos makes bad idea right? a strong fit.
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