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Your Simpsons character
They resemble Lisa Simpson: sharp, opinionated, politically engaged, and extremely online about their interests. Like Lisa, they mix moral outrage with sarcasm and dark humor, calling out injustices and bigotry, e.g. “vocês tem que começar a ter a casa bombardeada tbm pra levar genocídio um pouco mais a sério” and “acho que já deu de homofobia recreativa tbm né gente mesmo se é meme vamo parar pra pensar nossa seraq é de bom tom”. They’re also a huge nerd for their favorite media, doing literal theorycrafting and math for games, as in “eu fazendo tc pra saber qual o melhor time da xinyan” and “ja que NINGUEM calcula ela decidi eu mesma fazer isso, então tomem aqui xinyanzetes calculo de xinyan overload…”. Their mix of passionate fandom, overthinking mechanics, and socially conscious rants fits Lisa’s blend of gifted-kid energy and righteous, occasionally abrasive activism. Even the way they critique writing and representation in games, like “desculpa mas vcs tem q começar a aceitar q genshin não é esse woke todo q vcs acham”, is very Lisa-coded: idealistic, critical, and still deeply invested.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come across as more introverted (I) than extroverted: their timeline is centered on games, theorycrafting, and media analysis rather than their offline social life, and they describe doing math on their own like “eu fazendo tc pra saber qual o melhor time da xinyan” and waking up already theorycrafting “acordei fazendo theorycraft a natureza é linda”, which suggests mentally driven solitary hobbies. They lean strongly toward intuition (N): they enjoy lore speculation and big-picture themes, such as discussing character/worldbuilding relationships in Genshin “personagens também existem para construção de mundo… as duas brincam com o tema de Liyue sobre diferenças e avanços generacionais”, and imagining meta-conditions for buffs like “espero que diversifiquem tipo 'Pra cada Favonius aumenta o buff'…” rather than just describing surface gameplay. Their tone suggests thinking (T) over feeling: they argue about game balance and design with analytical language, e.g. criticizing systems “ô gente mas se ele não liga então não vende um sistema de ordem todo maltrapilho caro e feito as coxas” and publishing detailed damage comparisons like “tomem aqui xinyanzetes calculo de xinyan overload com e sem durin pra comparação… resumo: xinyan fisica em time de durin é melhor doq pyro”; even when emotional, their stance is often framed as a judgment of logic or consistency. They fit perceiving (P) more than judging: they show flexibility and experimentation—starting new games on a whim “comecei”, considering impulse purchases like “não posso ter dinheiro na mão pq eu tô considerando comprar uma boosterbox de genshin tcg”, and frequently reacting in-the-moment to new leaks and buffs rather than presenting a structured long-term plan. Overall, their combination of introverted, analytical, theory-heavy, and improvisational behavior most closely matches INTP.

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Theorycrafting Xinyan damage, defending pixel lesbians & overanalyzing gacha lore. Once calculated fanfare instead of answering a work email.– @sleepycryo

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with a smoky mezcal shot for their rock‑star, Xinyan‑obsessed side and the constant theorycrafting grind, like when they say “eu fazendo tc pra saber qual o melhor time da xinyan” and scream about “XINYAN NA FRENTE DO DILUC”. The spiced hibiscus syrup is bold, red, and a little fiery, mirroring their Genshin pyro love and their sharp, political edge calling out genocide in “vocês tem que começar a ter a casa bombardeada tbm pra levar genocídio um pouco mais a sério”. A long pour of sparkling energy drink or soda keeps the energy chaotic and online‑coded, perfect for someone who wakes up doing math like “acordei fazendo theorycraft a natureza é linda” and yells “PQP XINYAN LAYLA EMILIE PQPPPO MEUDEUS SAO ELAS”. The dash of coffee liqueur adds a slightly bitter, late‑night gamer vibe, fitting their tired but relentless mood when they joke about choosing between “tomar um tiro ou calcular fanfarra da furina”. Finally, the lime peel and chili‑salt rim is there because they are funny, salty, and delightfully aggressive, from wanting to kill lagartixas in “a gente tem que assassinar essa lagartixa anêmica nojenta” to declaring “amphoreus esta morrendo curta para morrer mais rapido”. This is a strong, punchy, slightly unhinged highball—exactly the vibe of someone who proudly announces “vocês sabiam que a xinyan foi promovida pra hexerzinkel” and builds their whole personality around it.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently show a very analytical, theorycraft-focused mindset, especially around games like Genshin. For example, they talk about doing calculations and comparisons themself: “eu fazendo tc pra saber qual o melhor time da xinyan” and later share full results and methodology: “ja que NINGUEM calcula ela decidi eu mesma fazer isso, então tomem aqui xinyanzetes calculo de xinyan overload com e sem durin pra comparação… resumo: xinyan fisica em time de durin é melhor doq pyro”. They also critique others’ math and builds, showing comfort with numbers and optimization: “que builds são essas pq meu cálculo de xinyan bate mais doq isso”. Beyond raw calculation, they enjoy dissecting lore and narrative consistency, such as questioning character dynamics and story decisions: “acho que a única coisa q n gostei da missão mesmo foi a Sandrone… a relação dela com o traveler virar tao amigável… me deixou muito errrrrr” and engaging with meta-lore like: “uma representação só, já que a columbina ainda não era a deusa trilunar no passado mas por causa do loop sempre existiu”. This blend of curiosity, critical thinking, and enjoyment of detailed systems and lore points most strongly to Ravenclaw over the other houses.

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A chaotic, self-aware pop‑rock song like bad idea right? fits them because it’s loud, messy, and very online, just like their timeline. They’re irreverent and dramatic, from joking about theorycraft pain in Genshin (“tomar um tiro ou calcular fanfarra da furina”) to over-the-top crushes (“esse homem é tão lindo quero casar com ele”, “quero devorar esse twink”). The song’s half-joking, half-serious tone mirrors the way they balance irony and sincerity when talking about fandom and representation (“desculpa mas vcs tem q começar a aceitar q genshin não é esse woke todo q vcs acham”, “acho que já deu de homofobia recreativa tbm né gente”). Their timeline is full of impulsive, slightly unhinged passion for characters like Xinyan and Columbina (“EU SEMPRE FALO DO MIKA NINGUEM ACREDITA”, “CARALHO ESSA SPLASH DA COLUMBINA”), which matches the song’s head‑first, bad‑idea-but-I’m-doing-it-anyway energy. Like the song, they read as someone who knows exactly how messy they are and leans into it with style rather than pretending to be calm or detached.

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