Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Empathetic: Gives supportive 'Frankie advice' to others, like reassuring people that reaching out for help is okay and expressing love for strangers in “Frankie advice! It's okay to reach out for help...” and “Frankie advice! I love you. I don't know who you are...”.
- Self-reflective: Openly examines their own mindset and growth, e.g. wanting to become kinder in “When did I get so cynical and pessimistic I need to become kind again” and acknowledging breakdowns in “sorry if I act strange or post odd stuff i've begun to break down recently...”.
- Affectionate: Expresses love and care frequently, such as 'I love you all stay safe' in “Frankie advice! It's okay to reach out for help...” and 'i adore you all thank you for being so kind' in “i adore you all thank you for being so kind”.
- Imaginative: Shows strong fantasy and daydreaming abilities in posts like “In 10 years I see me and her happy, in an apartment an hour away from our hometown...” and considering yumeshipping ideas in “should I start yumeshipping i'm getting ideas”.
- Appreciative: Frequently praises others and details what they love about people, such as complimenting pretty women in “i love pretty ladies so much 🩷🩷🩷 pretty ladies.... waow...” and appreciating internet friends and interests in “5 things I love except I get nervous about tagging people ahah ^_^”.
Weaknesses:
- Low self-esteem: Describes themselves as unattractive and disgusting in “God how I wish I was touchable. I'm unattractive, annoying, unenergetic, and downright creepy at times...” and a 'loser' in “wow I am kind of a loser. It is okay though I will deal with this fact”.
- Emotional volatility: Shifts between loving messages and intense anger or distress, such as hating their dad in “I actually fucking hate my dad and I cannot wait for the day all of his horrible actions to come back to haunt him. ^_^” and feeling on the verge of doing 'something unfortunate' in “had a downright disgusting horrible inhuman day today I am going to do something unfortunate”.
- Self-destructive: Mentions burning instead of cutting in “i feel like such a fake chud loser being on shtwt because I don't even cut myself I just burn” and expresses harmful ideation like 'should I die' in “My girlfriend hates me should I die or should I pull all my teeth out”.
- Validation-seeking: Repeatedly asks for reassurance and affection, such as wanting to be told it will be okay in “someone tell me it's going to be okay and that they love me...” and asking 'Who want me' in “Who want me”.
- Boundary-blurring: Expresses intense or violent fantasies involving others, like wanting to pull someone’s teeth in “I have a fantasy of watching someone pull their teeth out... Maybe even they hand me the pliers.” and digging nails into someone’s arms until they bleed in “Who is gonna let me dig my nails into their arms until they bleed...”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa Simpson fits Frankie best because she’s hyper‑emotional, introspective, and unusually empathetic for her age. Frankie openly wrestles with cynicism and wanting to be kind again, like when they say “When did I get so cynical and pessimistic I need to become kind again”, which mirrors Lisa’s constant struggle between disillusionment and idealism. Their poetic, philosophical side in “That everything, no matter what it is, comes from a place of love… everything has a consciousness” is very Lisa-coded, as is the way they give gentle advice like “It's okay to reach out for help… I love you all stay safe”. Lisa’s strained relationship with Homer parallels Frankie’s with their dad, shown in “I actually fucking hate my dad and I cannot wait for the day all of his horrible actions to come back to haunt him. ^_^”. Like Lisa, Frankie is a lonely overthinker who craves love and connection, seen in “God how I wish I was touchable… I wish I was easily loved”, yet still turns that pain into care for others.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert because they often feel like an outsider and express insecurity about being around others, e.g. feeling "stuck on the outside" and "in the backyard of the house party" in “I want to love everybody but it's so hard when i've been stuck on the outside my whole life. Can't appreciate all the details when you've never been close enough to even see them. Always in the backyard of the house party. I could never own a seat at their table.”, and worrying about being "unattractive" and "creepy" in “God how I wish I was touchable. I'm unattractive, annoying, unenergetic, and downright creepy at times.”, yet they still enjoy 1‑on‑1 connections like “Hey oomfs if you want to my dms are always open im cool and chill i promise”, which fits a socially open but internally focused I. They clearly favor Intuition over Sensing: they dwell on meanings and future possibilities, as in the poetic metaphor of “I feel like a river flowing with an ecosystem of everything i've ever loved and hated, I'm always flowing away, i always carry everything with me” and the spiritual belief that "everything has a consciousness" in “That everything, no matter what it is, comes from a place of love. That there is beauty in ever last action, and that everything has a consciousness, EVERYTHING, we just don't have the ability to understand it”. Their decision-making is strongly Feeling: they lead with values, compassion, and emotional language, comforting others in “Frankie advice! It's okay to reach out for help. It doesn't make you weak or invalid… I love you all stay safe” and “Frankie advice! I love you. I don't know who you are… I love you for being alive and existing as a human.”, and reacting to injustice in emotional terms like “my girlfriend is in the fucking mental hospital now and my mom has the fucking audacity to call her a danger to me and that she needs to be 'put down'.”. Their lifestyle is more Perceiving than Judging: they are spontaneous, fluctuate emotionally, and often unsure or impulsive (e.g. “highkey might just make a roleplay account and be as cringe and free as possible”, “should I start yumeshipping i'm getting ideas”, and the lack of structured plans around school, like “hey do you guys think if I hide in my room my dad will give up on taking me to school”). Taken together—idealistic, emotionally intense, imaginative, self-reflective, and a bit unstructured—they best match INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said smell is your favorite sense… if we ever meet, I hope I end up on your list of ‘lovely experiences’ right between oranges and your girlfriend’s perfume.
- You called yourself ‘highkey a vampire irl’—if that’s true, can I be your willing victim? I’ve got clean veins, good conversation, and I promise not to complain if you chew on me a little.
- You give ‘Frankie advice’ to everyone else, so here’s mine for you: in 10 years, when you’re in that apartment an hour from your hometown with the cat and the happiness, save a little space in your daydreams for someone who thinks your androgynous, broad-shouldered, Usahana-loving self is completely touchable.
- You said you feel like a river carrying everything you’ve ever loved and hated—mind if I be the little fox or rabbit sitting on the bank, just happy to watch you flow and occasionally get pulled in for a spin?
- You’re out here on shtwt feeling like a ‘fake chud loser’ because you burn instead of cut, ranting about emus, hating school, loving Danganronpa and pretty ladies… statistically speaking, I think the only thing you’re actually guilty of is being exactly my type.
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Your new Twitter bio
Frankie • he/she • teen scribbling vampire daydreams, Danganronpa takes & late-night advice threads. Once diagnosed with scoliosis, still spins friends.– @sleepyetoiles
Your signature cocktail
Sleepy Starlet Sangre Spritz
The sparkling pink lemonade mirrors their soft, bubbly and slightly self‑effacing charm, from loving pretty things and androgynous aesthetics to asking for gentle affection, like “can someone kiss me real quick it's for my mental health” and “I love the hair on my arms and my broad shoulders… I still have masculine traits that make me a bit androgynous”. Blood orange juice nods to their vampire/gore edge and love of smell and blood, as in “my girlfriend always smells sickly sweet but her blood is surprisingly clean tasting” and “highkey a vampire irl”. Lavender syrup represents their nurturing, advice‑giving side, soothing anxiety like “Frankie advice! It's okay to reach out for help… I love you all stay safe” and “Frankie advice! If you're spiraling, there's about a 60% chance a good nap will lessen the panic :}”. A dash of bitters reflects their cynicism, family hurt, and self‑loathing—“I actually fucking hate my dad” and “wow I am kind of a loser. It is okay though I will deal with this fact”—without overwhelming the sweetness. Finally, edible glitter and a sprig of mint capture their starry, hopeful vibe and desire to be loved, sparkling like “stay safe everyone, love you! 💫” and their dream of a future where “We own a cat. She's happy. I'm happy. We're happy. She's happy.”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Frankie consistently centers kindness, care, and emotional support, which are core Hufflepuff traits. They explicitly encourage others to seek help and offer unconditional care in tweets like “Frankie advice! It's okay to reach out for help. It doesn't make you weak or invalid. It doesn't make you evil or a burden. It's only the truth, and it's the best option. I love you all stay safe” and “Frankie advice! I love you. I don't know who you are, when or why you're reading this. I love you for being alive and existing as a human. Even if you feel irredeemable, even if no one gives you the kindness you deserve, just know someone out there loves you. I love you.”. Their deep loyalty and devotion to their girlfriend, especially imagining a gentle, stable future together in “In 10 years I see me and her happy, in an apartment an hour away from our hometown... She's happy. I'm happy. We're happy. She's happy.” and their worry and protectiveness when she’s hospitalized in “my girlfriend is in the fucking mental hospital now and my mom has the fucking audacity to call her a danger to me and that she needs to be 'put down'. ”, show the classic Hufflepuff loyalty to loved ones. They also show a desire to be kind and fair even when they’re hurting, reflected in “When did I get so cynical and pessimistic I need to become kind again” and their nuanced, empathetic take on drama in “Okay I understand thinking on first glance that this seems off, but overall I think the other guy is just tryna seem nonchalant... Also who are you or I to say anything at all.”. Even their self-deprecating and anxious posts are surrounded by efforts to uplift others, like “I adore you all thank you for being so kind” and the open-door friendliness of “Hey oomfs if you want to my dms are always open im cool and chill i promise”. Taken together, their focus on love, emotional safety, and loyal care fits Hufflepuff more strongly than the ambition of Slytherin, the intellect-focus of Ravenclaw, or the glory-seeking bravery of Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
A song that best suits Frankie is Teen Idle by MARINA. The track’s mix of self-loathing, morbid fantasy, and yearning for softness mirrors tweets like “God how I wish I was touchable. I'm unattractive, annoying, unenergetic, and downright creepy at times. I wish I was easily loved.”. MARINA’s lyrics about wanting power, beauty, and control over one’s life resonate with their desire for emotional dominance and influence in relationships, as in “I wish I had the power in at least one relationship in my life. I wanna know what it feels like to pull the leash. I want to be the outlines of someone's whole life. I want to have power”. The song’s dark, slightly theatrical tone also fits their fascination with blood, pain, and unsettling imagery, seen in “my girlfriend always smells sickly sweet but her blood is surprisingly clean tasting” and “I have a fantasy of watching someone pull their teeth out… Maybe even they hand me the pliers.”. Yet beneath the morbidity there’s a clear longing for safety, love, and a gentler future, reflected in their hopeful daydreams about their girlfriend’s happiness, like “In 10 years I see me and her happy… We own a cat. She's happy. I'm happy. We're happy. She's happy.”. This blend of vulnerability, angst, and romanticized suffering makes Teen Idle an especially fitting match.
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