Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Playful humor: Frequently uses jokes and innuendo, e.g. “Inside me there’s 2 wolf (and I hope they get me pregnant)” and “Just beat up an elderly woman for 20 primos”.
- Passionate fan: Shows deep enthusiasm for Genshin, Pokémon, and music, like detailed banner pulls in “Summary of my 110 pulls (with 49 pity)” and excitement in “Genshin is under maintenance I can’t wait to wake up tomorrow and immediately log in to pull for Columbina”.
- Community oriented: Engages with others’ needs and discourse, e.g. offering in-game help in “If anyone on EU server needs some Columbina flowers let me know” and commenting on coop etiquette in “I hate when people play coop without knowing any coop etiquette”.
- Self-awareness: Openly acknowledges their own flaws and limits, like joking about builds in “Idc if Varka hits 100k dps or not I’ll be pulling anyways and give him a shitty build” and artifact luck in “One thing about me and artifacts is that I’ll always have a lot of luck on crit rate rolls but never on crit dmg”.
- Protective values: Defends queer ships and calls out bias, as in “I hate those TikToks… they give high ratings to all straight ships and low ratings to gay ships” and celebrates identity in “God I love being bisexual”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Often uses aggressive wording like “that fuckass dog omg I can’t even clear that thing” and calling a character “the ugly flop can die” in “Belluga the ugly flop can die idc”.
- Impulsive posting: Tweets in the heat of frustration, such as banning a character in “oh Neflop you’re banned from my account” and venting about “miserable people” in “let’s hope that the miserable people in my mentions will have calmed down”.
- Appearance insecurity: Lets self-image heavily affect actions, shown in “Skipping class because I look chopped today and I don’t want my situationship to see me like that”.
- Public oversharing: Shares personal frustrations and situationship details on a public account, like complaints about mentions in “Sometimes having a public Twitter account reminds me of how dumb some people can be omg” and teasing bookmarks in “Now who bookmarked this…”.
- Conflict reactive: Engages strongly with drama and negativity, e.g. calling others “miserable people” in “Good night oomfies (let’s hope that the miserable people in my mentions will have calmed down)” and highlighting how “dumb some people can be” in “Sometimes having a public Twitter account reminds me of how dumb some people can be omg”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read as a very online, sharp, and self-aware nerd, which lines up most with Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, they’re academically engaged but also dramatic about it, joking about overwork and complexity in posts like “I’m already bisexual and bilingual and biracial why am I forced to study bilinear algebra”. Lisa is passionate and opinionated about her hobbies and media, just as this user is intensely invested in Genshin meta, ships, and leaks, for example “Let’s not pretend that Wriothesley isn’t cooked…” and “Sometimes having a public Twitter account reminds me of how dumb some people can be omg”. Their posts mix idealism and frustration about other people’s behavior, echoing Lisa’s tendency to be morally and intellectually annoyed by everyone around her, like when they complain about coop etiquette in “I hate when people play coop without knowing any coop etiquette…”. Finally, despite all the salt and horny jokes, there’s an undercurrent of caring and enthusiasm for their faves and friends (e.g., “Good night oomfies (let’s hope that the miserable people in my mentions will have calmed down by the time I wake up)”), which fits Lisa’s blend of cynicism and genuine heart.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted (E): their timeline is highly interactive and performative, constantly addressing oomfs, discourse, and co-op etiquette, e.g. the socially charged complaint in “Sometimes having a public Twitter account reminds me of how dumb some people can be omg” and flirting with their audience like “If anyone on EU server needs some Columbina flowers let me know”. They seem iNtuitive (N) rather than detail-focused, spinning jokes and possibilities from leaks and meta predictions instead of concrete optimization, such as theorizing in “Wait until Sandrone revives electro conduct and Wriothesley’s best team becomes Bineffa + Sandrone” and musing about banner sales in “I really need to see a graph of which banners made the most and least sales since the launch of Genshin”. Their tone is heavily Feeling (F): they center personal attachment, aesthetics, and social values over pure efficiency, like prioritizing husbands/wives in “100% finished exploring the new area 🥰 I did it to see my beautiful wife Nicole smile as well as to see my beautiful husband Varka smile (Belluga the ugly flop can die idc)” and defending queer ships in “I hate those TikToks ... wdym you ship Itadori and Nobara but draw the line at Satosugu?”. They come off as Perceiving (P): chaotic, impulsive, and flexible rather than structured, for example skipping class for vibes in “Skipping class because I look chopped today and I don’t want my situationship to see me like that” and openly embracing scuffed builds like “Idc if Varka hits 100k dps or not I’ll be pulling anyways and give him a shitty build just like all my characters”. Taken together—social, expressive, fandom-driven, strongly value-oriented, and playfully disorganized—they best fit ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you skipped class because you ‘looked chopped’ and didn’t want your situationship to see you like that…but as your future main DPS, I’m gonna need you on-field no matter how scuffed the build is.
- You’re AR60, richest person in Teyvat, crowned Furina, maxed Columbina day one and still calling yourself a brick builder — if that’s what a ‘brick’ looks like, I’d like to be hard carried by you in both Spiral Abyss and life.
- You spent 1h30 suffering with Nefer on floor 12 then cleared it in 5 minutes with Wriothesley; if you let me into your party I promise I’ll be more ‘Wrio clutch’ than ‘Neflop’, zero deaths, full emotional support buffs.
- You said inside you there are 2 wolves and you hope they get you pregnant — I can’t offer lycanthropy, but I do come with 100% uptime on affection and a guaranteed crit rate on making you laugh.
- Bisexual, bilingual, biracial and stuck with bilinear algebra…if you ever need help with linear transformations, I’ll be your Navia: I take all your stress as input and transform it into pure damage against anyone who ever disrespected Wriothesley.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
AR60 Genshin theorycrafter on EU, Wrio & Varka enthusiast. Once spent 90 minutes failing a floor, swapped teams and cleared in 5. Opinions may crit.– @sleepygengar13
Your signature cocktail
Wrio’s Gym-Rat Teyvatini
This cocktail hits like a cracked Genshin rotation and a PR at the gym: strong, bright, and just a little unhinged. The vodka–cold brew infusion is for skipping class yet still grinding, like when they said they were “Skipping class because I look chopped today and I don’t want my situationship to see me like that” and still ego-lifting through life with “Ego lifting is kinda fun”. Blue curaçao mirrors their cryo prince and hydro faves (Wriothesley, Furina, Columbina) and all the theorycrafting angst like “Let’s not pretend that Wriothesley isn’t cooked…” and “My poor Wriothesley getting powercrept in every way possible”. Pomegranate liqueur adds a dramatic red slay for their bisexual chaos, echoing “God I love being bisexual” and their love for hot, messy characters and ships, from “Art of Varka giving back shots to Flins on my tl that’s what we want to see!” to clowning on straight-ship bias in “I hate those TikToks of ‘rating insert anime or game ships’...”. The sparkling yuzu soda keeps it fun and experimental like their wild team comps and exploration grind—“That’s my new favorite team it’s so fun to play” and “100% finished exploring the new area 🥰”. Finally, the edible silver glitter rim is a nod to being “the richest person in Teyvat” in “Sometimes I forget that I’m like the richest person in Teyvat” and their constant drip, because if they’re going to suffer through Lunar mode and abyss bricks, they’re at least going to sparkle doing it.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They consistently show sharp ambition and a willingness to do whatever serves their goals or enjoyment, even when it’s a bit ruthless. For instance, they openly joke about self‑preservation and gaming the system, like “Wait actually scamming fascists sounds like a good side hustle” and “Just beat up an elderly woman for 20 primos”, which reflects Slytherin’s darker humor around getting what they want. Their approach to Genshin is also very min‑max and status‑oriented: they talk about being "the richest person in Teyvat" in “Sometimes I forget that I’m like the richest person in Teyvat” and obsess over DPS rankings and powercreep in tweets like “Still can’t get over the fact that some washed up khias like Cyno Mizuki and Scara have teams with higher dps than my sweet baby Wriothesley”. They’re also very strategic about pulls and banner timing, as in “Escoffier is on the 2nd phase I’m so happy I’ll have some time to save for her after pulling for Varka”, showing long‑term planning and resourcefulness. Even socially, they prioritize image and advantage, saying “Skipping class because I look chopped today and I don’t want my situationship to see me like that”, which fits Slytherin’s self‑presentation and self‑preservation focus. Overall, the blend of ambition, calculation, dark humor, and image‑consciousness points most strongly to Slytherin rather than the other houses.
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Your song
Bejeweled - Taylor Swift
The song Bejeweled fits them because it’s all about knowing your own worth and sparkling even when others underestimate you, which matches their confident, dramatic vibe and humor about looking “chopped” while still having a situationship: “Skipping class because I look chopped today and I don’t want my situationship to see me like that”. They’re openly bisexual and thirsty on main, leaning into their desires in a playful, unapologetic way, just like the flirty, self-assured tone of the song: “God I love being bisexual” and “Inside me there’s 2 wolf (and I hope they get me pregnant)”. The intense Genshin min-maxing and bragging about their in-game wealth and pulls echoes the song’s glittering, main-character energy: “Sometimes I forget that I’m like the richest person in Teyvat” and “Account unbricked”. Finally, as a Taylor Swift fan who revels in drama, aesthetics, and being a little extra online, their whole presence reads like someone who’d walk into a room (or a timeline) and "still make the whole place shimmer."
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