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Your Simpsons character
They’re closest to Lisa Simpson, but as if Lisa grew up online in a much darker world. Like Lisa, they’re hyper-verbal, introspective, and morally opinionated: for example, they go on intense rants about predators and power like “IF ONE MAN CAN HOLD YOU DOWN TWO CAN RAPE YOU!!! STAND UP!!! STOP FALLING FOR THE PATRIARCHY’S PROPAGANDA!!!!”, and aggressively defend younger kids with “IF YOU ARE STILL GROWING ( 14) PLEASE EAT!!! … ION WANNA SEE 12YR OLDS ON HERE NO MORE”. They’re very self-aware about mental health, therapy, and diagnoses, wondering about intrusive thoughts in “I get rlly violent thoughts a lot of the time and my therapist said they’re intrusive…” and talking openly about OCD tests and meds, which echoes Lisa’s tendency to intellectualize her struggles. At the same time they’re alienated and precociously cynical, mixing dark humor and self-destruction—like “Is it worse for you to smoke weed or cut yourself?” and “If sigma isn’t in the next chapter I’m slitting my wrists open and bleeding out”—in a way that feels like Lisa’s angst turned up to 11. Their fandom brain (BSD, MLP, fanfiction, cosplay) and love of niche hyperfixations, shown in tweets like “Writing smth w scientifically accurate mermaids is such a humiliation ritual…”, also mirrors Lisa’s obsessive passions for books, causes, and specific media. Overall, they match an edgier, traumatized, online-era Lisa who uses intellect, dark humor, and activism to cope with anger and pain.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E): they actively seek interaction and attention from an audience, asking people to chat and celebrate follower milestones, e.g. “Pls chat #edtwt #shedtwtᅠ” and “YAYY 100 FOLLOWERS 🥹 shall I cut as a reward?”. They show strong iNtuition (N) with abstract, speculative thinking and symbolic frames like “I am a wizard and my food baby belly is my crystal ball” and their BSD predictions in “Sigma wakes up and starts working for the ADA… #manifesting”, focusing more on ideas and narratives than concrete data. Their style fits Thinking (T): they use blunt, analytical takes, often challenging others’ logic and calling out hypocrisy, e.g. “‘Mdni’ GET OUT OF MY DM REQUEST THEN??? TF WRONG W U” and critiquing body‑image discourse in “Honestly all “—spo” doesn’t work on me cause… IF ONE MAN CAN HOLD YOU DOWN TWO CAN RAPE YOU!!! STAND UP!!!”. They appear Perceiving (P) because they are spontaneous, impulsive, and comfort‑seeking in the moment, bouncing between options like “Mmmm sleep or cutting while I’m high……” and improvising around weed, food, and walks instead of structured plans, as in “Last night while I was faded I accidentally finished the box of hot honey cheezits… anyways I’m geeked again so imma raid the cabinet”. Overall, the combative humor, constant ideation, moral/ideological rants, and chaotic flexibility align most closely with ENTP.

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16 • she/her • gym, walks & cartoons instead of self-destruction (most days). Once finished a box of hot honey Cheez-Its by ‘accident.’– @slicersid

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with a smoky mezcal shot for their constant weed adventures and chaotic plug hunts, like “I’m high as FUCK RN” and “Out in the cold waiting for the plug getting bit by mosquitoes 💔”. Sour cherry liqueur captures the mix of sweetness and violence in their intrusive thoughts and rage, echoing “I hate that my violence and anger is back, I feel rabid” and their graphic revenge fantasies like “I want her head blown up I want her torn to shreds…”. A layer of honey-infused cold brew nods to their love of caffeine, grind, and unhinged ED logic, inspired by “SICK CALS DONT COUNT!!! THE CALORIES IN THE OBSCENE AMOUNT OF HONEY I PUT IN MY TEA ARENT REAL” and “Acoustic creep by Radiohead on repeat as I bust my ass in the gym”. The NyQuil-colored mint syrup gives a sharp, medicinal chill that mirrors their dramatic sensory takes like “Taking NyQuil is so violating… the minty torture overwhelms my senses” and their self-harm struggle posts such as “How it feels to go on a walk instead of cutting myself”. Finally, it’s topped with sparkling water and an apple peel garnish as a nod to their playful edtwt food lore and tiny joys, like “I love apples” and celebratory moments such as “ONE YEAR AGO TODAY I GAINED MY DIGNITY, MY LIBERTY, AND MY FREEDOM!!!”. This drink is strong but glittery, volatile yet oddly hopeful—just like watching SpongeBob while faded and wheezing at the colors, as in “Watching SpongeBob while faded is amazing omg this is so funny and colorful”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their dominant traits are intensity, ruthlessness toward enemies, and a survival-focused ambition that fits Slytherin best. They openly revel in being "evil" toward predatory men, celebrating that “I love being evil to yucky men 🥹 awww look who blocked me cause I made him cut ties with the other girls he was victimizing”, which shows a delight in outplaying and manipulating people they see as threats. The violent revenge fantasies in tweets like “I want her head blown up I want her torn to shreds and I want to force feed her to her friends before they get fucking obliterated too” reveal an extreme, almost theatrical retributive mindset that aligns with Slytherin’s darker edge. They’re also very strategic and self-preserving around adults and groomers, noting how predatory people behave on the app in “I feel like the perverts on this app have a group chat and talk to each other and send mentally ill girls accounts and talk about which ones are easy to groom”, which shows wary, calculating awareness. Even their joking ambition about followers and attention around self-harm, like “Do you reckon if I cut myself I’ll get to 100 followers 🤔🤔🤔 (I just wanna relapse)”, has that Slytherin blend of dark humor, goal-orientation, and willingness to weaponize their own image. While they have some Gryffindor-like boldness and Hufflepuff protectiveness toward younger users (“IF YOU ARE STILL GROWING ( 14) PLEASE EAT!!!”), the overarching pattern is cunning, intense self-preservation, and vengeful drive—hallmarks of Slytherin.

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A well-suited song is Control by Halsey, which captures feeling monstrous, unstable, and conflicted about your own mind. Your bio’s line about never understanding what you were born for echoes the song’s identity confusion and darkness. You talk about violent intrusive thoughts and feeling ‘rabid,’ like in “I hate that my violence and anger is back, I feel rabid” and “I get rlly violent thoughts a lot of the time”, which fits the song’s ‘I’m bigger than my body / I’m colder than this home.’ Your struggles with self-harm, like “Tomorrow is the 1 year anniversary of me cutting contact with my abuser, should I break the strawberry cups she gave me and cut with them to celebrate?”, and posts such as “If sigma isn’t in the next chapter I’m slitting my wrists open and bleeding out” mirror the self-destructive, haunted tone of the track. At the same time, you show self-awareness and dark humor—“How it feels to go on a walk instead of cutting myself”—just like Control balances vulnerability with strength in owning the chaos inside.

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