Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows strong, consistent enthusiasm for F1, tennis, football and drivers like Max Verstappen and Carlos Alcaraz, e.g. “DEUS TE AMO TE AMO @MAX33VERSTAPPEN” and “parabéns aí por mais um título @carlosalcaraz”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares joy, frustration, love and heartbreak, like “FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO JIMIN TE AMO TANTO VIDA” and the heartbroken post “💔”.
- Supportive reviewer: Gives positive, detailed feedback and recommendations, as with the seller review “feedback positivo para a @lovely_jmin… chegou tudo certinho, bem embalado” and praising films like 12 Angry Men “My ★★★★★ review of 12 Angry Men on @letterboxd”.
- Humorous critic: Uses sarcasm and jokes to comment on sports and pop culture, such as “bigfoot is a twink” and “explodam a FIA”.
- Caring animal lover: Shows concern and empathy for animals, especially cats, e.g. “todo dia é um gatinho diferente sendo atropelado aqui no bairro e ngm faz nada”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently resorts to insults and swearing when upset, like “jannik é um banana”, “aposentem esse time horrível @EdmontonOilers”, and “nossa vai pra merda”.
- Volatile reactions: Has intense mood swings in response to sports results, from “DEUS TE AMO TE AMO @MAX33VERSTAPPEN” to “desligando a tv aqui” and “péssimo dia para todas as minhas torcidas”.
- Pessimistic outlook: Often frames situations in negative or hopeless terms, such as “NOTHING EVER HAPPENS” and “por que dar as pessoas falsas esperanças se esse sempre vai ser o próximo passo”.
- Confrontational tone: Uses aggressive phrasing even toward favorites or neutrals, like “acorda pra vida porra @janniksin” and “odeio ver o pato o’ward feliz”.
- Stress avoidance: Mentions avoiding responsibilities instead of addressing them, e.g. “tentando ignorar tudo sobre a faculdade se não vou enlouquecer”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user reads, analyzes, and reacts thoughtfully to media and culture in a very Lisa-like way, as seen when they reflect on books and expectations in “‘sobre gatos’ é muito bom e foi o primeiro livro que li dele, imagina minha surpresa abrindo ‘sobre mulheres’” and rate 12 Angry Men five stars in “My ★★★★★ review of 12 Angry Men on @letterboxd”. Their empathy and concern for animals echoes Lisa’s core personality, especially in “fico muito afetada com a irresponsabilidade dos meus vizinhos, todo dia é um gatinho diferente sendo atropelado aqui no bairro e ngm faz nada”. At the same time, they have intense, nerdy fandom energy—whether it’s Formula 1 (“DEUS TE AMO TE AMO @MAX33VERSTAPPEN”, “red bull 2026 constructors champions”), tennis (“acordei cedo só para ver o carlos ******”), or BTS (“FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO JIMIN TE AMO TANTO VIDA”)—which fits Lisa’s overachieving, obsessive side. Their sarcastic, cutting commentary like “explodam a FIA” and “jannik é um banana” also mirrors Lisa’s sharp moral indignation when things feel unfair, whether in sports, institutions, or everyday life. Overall, they combine earnest passion, emotional sensitivity, and principled frustration in a way that aligns much more with Lisa than with the more apathetic or chaotic members of the Simpson family.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): their feed is mostly reactions to sports, media, and personal feelings rather than descriptions of parties or large social gatherings, and even when referencing others it’s often in a one‑to‑one, parasocial or intimate tone like “será que ela é obcecada por mim como eu sou obcecada por ela” and personal venting such as “tentando ignorar tudo sobre a faculdade se não vou enlouquecer”. They seem more iNtuitive (N) than Sensing, frequently focusing on opinions, narratives and meanings around events rather than concrete detail, for instance reframing a race result into a broader narrative of injustice or frustration like “explodam a FIA” or using hyperbolic, imaginative takes like “bigfoot is a twink”. Their reactions are highly emotional and value‑driven, suggesting Feeling (F): they complain about unfairness or hurt (e.g. “fico muito afetada com a irresponsabilidade dos meus vizinhos, todo dia é um gatinho diferente sendo atropelado aqui no bairro e ngm faz nada”) and use affection and intensity more than cool logic, as in “FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO JIMIN TE AMO TANTO VIDA”. The tone and behavior point to Perceiving (P) over Judging: they tweet in the moment with lots of spontaneous emotional swings like “péssimo dia para todas as minhas torcidas” and “WHERES THE FUCKASS RAIN”, and there is little evidence of structured planning; instead they react as things unfold (e.g. live‑commenting races: “P3 😁” and then quickly shifting mood with “desligando a tv aqui”). Overall, the combination of inwardly focused emotional intensity, imaginative and sometimes dramatic framing, and flexible, reactive posting style aligns best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can wake up early just to watch Carlos play, imagine the commitment you’d have waking up next to me for a Max Verstappen pole and a fresh carrot cake from 12/07/2025.
- You lit a candle for Max on 31/08/2025… should I be worried you’ll start doing the same for me every time I see a yellow flag in your DMs?
- You said Spa is only bad in F1 because of the current regulations—good thing there are no regulations on how fast I can fall for a Max-Verstappen-believer-from-Porto-Alegre-who-cries-at-Wicked.
- You once tweeted ‘bigfoot is a twink’ and honestly that tells me your standards are flexible enough that a short nerd who loves 12 Angry Men and F1 might actually have a podium chance with you.
- You’re out here calling Jannik a banana, cursing the Oilers, begging for BAKUSTAPPEN and still finding time to cry at Wicked; if ‘dataslop daughter’ ever wants a co‑driver for this chaos, I volunteer as your full‑time teammate.
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Motorsport & tennis-obsessed film lover. Once woke up early for Alcaraz and fell asleep on match point. Porto Alegre, cats, and stats in between.– @slintcat
Your signature cocktail
The VER5TAPPEN Twink Serve
This drink is a wired, race-day-level pick‑me‑up built on espresso‑infused cachaça: strong, Brazilian at heart, and caffeinated enough to wake up early “just to watch Carlos” as in “acordei cedo só para ver o carlos ******”. Red grapefruit juice gives a sharp, slightly bitter hit for all the rage-tweets at drivers and teams like “jannik é um banana” and “aposentem esse time horrível @EdmontonOilers”, while still staying bright and refreshing. A splash of Fernet/amaro is the dark, nerdy motorsport/fandom obsession, from “red bull 2026 constructors champions” to full devotion in “agora sim me declaro parte do #VER5TAPPEN believers”. Topped with sparkling guava soda, it keeps things playful and a little chaotic, like screaming “WHERES THE FUCKASS RAIN” or sobbing through Wicked in “chorando de soluçar assistindo wicked de novo”. The smoked salt-sugar rim is for the mix of sweetness and saltiness in their timeline – from soft posts like “foto linda 🩷” to lethal one‑liners like “explodam a FIA” and unhinged takes such as “bigfoot is a twink”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Rai shows a very sharp, competitive streak and a focus on winning that aligns strongly with Slytherin ambition, especially in sports contexts like F1, tennis, and football. They celebrate dominance and ruthlessness in competition, as in “DEUS TE AMO TE AMO @MAX33VERSTAPPEN” and the boastful “max verstappen se cuide estarei te desafiando em breve”, which reflects a desire to measure themselves against the very best. Their tone often leans cutting or contemptuous toward perceived incompetence or weakness, such as “aposentem esse time horrível @EdmontonOilers”, “jannik é um banana”, and “tirem essa piranha do max verstappen da minha tml”, suggesting a Slytherin-style bluntness and low tolerance for anything that threatens their favorites or standards. At the same time, they are fiercely protective and ride-or-die about their chosen people and idols, from “FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO JIMIN TE AMO TANTO VIDA” to lighting a candle for Max in “lit a candle for max 🙏🏻”, showing the intense, selective loyalty typical of Slytherins. Even their dark humor and dramatic reactions to setbacks, like “explodam a FIA”, read more as strategic, emotionally-charged tribalism than simple Gryffindor hot-bloodedness. Put together—ambition, competitiveness, sharp tongue, and deep but selective loyalty—these traits fit Slytherin much more than the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Dynamite - BTS
A well‑suited song is Dynamite by BTS, because it matches their mix of high-energy fandom, sports passion, and playful drama. They literally quote the lyrics in one tweet — “shining through the city with a little funk and soul” — showing a direct connection to the song’s upbeat vibe. Their timeline swings between intense emotions about F1 and tennis, like “explodam a FIA” and “acordei cedo só para ver o carlos ******”, which fits the song’s theme of turning stress into celebration. They’re also clearly a BTS fan, as seen in “FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO JIMIN TE AMO TANTO VIDA”, so a BTS anthem feels personally fitting. Overall, Dynamite captures their bright, chaotic, fandom-driven energy and their tendency to meet frustration with humor and sparkle.
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