Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self‑aware: Shows insight into her own condition, e.g. realizing severity of self-harm after therapy in “my therapist made me realize how extreme my sh is. She told me how it’s life threatening sh.” and joking about a BPD diagnosis in “Hahahahahah it was BPD all along!!!!”.
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares intense feelings and vulnerability, such as “I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!” and “Everything about this diseased planet is fucked up. Oh god I can’t take this anymore.”.
- Humorous: Uses humor and irony even in dark contexts, like “I just got triggered and now I have to take a turbo turd” and “Stalking my own account it so fun”.
- Community‑oriented: Engages actively with others and wants interaction, e.g. “SMEONE TALK TO MEE”, “Someone interact pls ;(”, and replying to/quoting many tweets across her timeline.
- Clear‑boundary: States and enforces boundaries in bio and tweets, such as “Basic DNI under 16 DO NOT INTERACT” and emphasizing it in “Guys.. it says DO NOT FOLLOW UNDER 16!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑destructive: Repeatedly glorifies extreme self-harm, e.g. “I am not going to rest unless I skin myself.”, “IM GOING TO DISEMBOWEL MYSELF IM SO EXCITED”, and “I almost bled out to death on Saturday omg”.
- Suicidal ideation: Frequently expresses desire to die or expectation of death, such as “I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!”, “Im gonna write my suicide notes you guys!!”, and “I think I’m going to die soon.”.
- Risk‑seeking: Pursues increasingly dangerous behavior, e.g. wanting to remove thigh skin in “I’m going to remove some pieces of my thighs.” and describing hitting a nerve and being unable to walk in “I THINK I ACTUALLY HIT A NERVE”.
- Maladaptive‑coping: Uses self-harm and substances as primary coping tools, like “I love drinking and cutting myself.”, “I love shrooms. I’m gonna take more so that my imaginary friends come back!!”, and “sh is genuinely a hobby for me”.
- Attention‑seeking: Openly chases validation around self-harm, e.g. “Im gonna sh tonight!!!!! Who is ready for sesh pics???”, “I haven’t gone viral yet”, and bragging about cutting as a ‘hobby’ to friends in “I sometimes slip up and brag to friends”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely resembles Lisa Simpson, particularly a darker, more unstable version of her. Like Lisa, they are intensely introspective and aware of their own mental state, as shown when they reflect on therapy and self-awareness: “I just had a therapy appointment today and my therapist made me realize how extreme my sh is. She told me how it’s life threatening sh. Oh my god what am I doing with my life.” and “Everyday I learn new things about my disorder that makes everything make sense.”. They show strong, opinionated reactions to the world and other people’s morality, similar to Lisa’s righteous anger: “I think it’s soooo hilarious how so called ‘empaths’ and ‘normal’ people look down on us mentally ill people, especially us with more severe conditions. It pisses me the fuck off.” and “This makes me want to die. Everything makes me want to die. Oh lord I have lost faith in humanity.”. Their intense emotionality, fixation on suffering, and tendency to intellectualize their pain resemble a version of Lisa whose sensitivity and overthinking have curdled into self-destruction: “Will I sound delusional if I say that sh is genuinely a hobby for me and that I have lots of fun doing it??” and “This sounds so fucking corny and cringe… whenever I watch really graphic and severe sh videos I just start giggling like a fucking creep.”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They seem more introverted (I): a lot of their activity is solitary, focused on internal pain and private online spaces rather than real‑life socializing, e.g. “I have no friends!!! Time to cut myself!!!” and “SOMEONE TALK TO MEE” show loneliness and reaching out from isolation rather than an energetic social life. Their interests and language are strongly intuitive (N), centering on fantasies and symbolism more than day‑to‑day practicalities, like the elaborate dream with the cat hugging their wounded arm in “I had a dream about a cat…” and the way they treat self‑harm as a kind of narrative or ‘hobby’ in “Will I sound delusional if I say that sh is genuinely a hobby for me…”. They clearly favor feeling (F) over detached logic, reacting with intense emotion and moral hurt rather than structured arguments, as in “I think it’s soooo hilarious how so called ‘empaths’ and ‘normal’ people look down on us mentally ill people… It pisses me the fuck off.” and the raw distress in “I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!”. Their lifestyle and tweets look very perceiving (P): impulsive, driven by current feelings, and inconsistent plans (e.g. “Hehe if the friendship ends for real then I am going to have a DEEP session tonight” and the sudden decisions like “Im gonna sh tonight!!!!! Who is ready for sesh pics???”) rather than structured long‑term organization. Taken together—the inward focus, imaginative and symbolic thinking, heavy emotional expression, and spontaneous, mood‑driven behavior—fit INFP more than any other type.
Some pickup lines for you
- You stalking your own account and laughing that it was “BPD all along” made me think… if you ever need a new favorite person to obsess over, I volunteer as tribute.
- You said Danganronpa is “so fucking gay (I love it)” — how about we make it even gayer and argue Komahina lore together while you infodump and I just fall harder every rant.
- You joked that sh is ‘genuinely a hobby’ and dedicate days to it — I’d rather dedicate a whole day to listening to you talk about your OCs, your cat dream, and every oddly specific thing that makes your brain light up.
- You said you can’t stop adding -chan and -kun to names… so if we ever talk, can I be your favorite kun if you promise to be the reason I stop doomscrolling shtwt for a while?
- You almost went viral, almost bled out, almost disemboweled yourself, and still came back to scream about Danganronpa 2 and AliExpress reviews — I don’t want you to almost die; I just want to almost make you believe someone actually likes you alive.
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Your new Twitter bio
18 • navigating big feelings & recovery one day at a time • Danganronpa enjoyer, therapy regular, occasionally takes life advice from dreams about cats– @slitsmyballs
Your signature cocktail
The Barcode Blood Moon
The overproof dark rum captures how intense and life‑threatening their self-destructive streak is, echoing tweets like “I almost bled out to death on Saturday omg” and “Oh my fucjing god I CANT WALK!!! I THINK I ACTUALLY HIT A NERVE”. Cherry liqueur adds a deceptively cute sweetness, mirroring their playful fandom side in posts like “Danganronpa is so fucking gay. (I love it)” and the Konata reference in “Konata is telling me to stay positive.. I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE KONATA.”. Fresh lime juice brings sharp acidity for their biting humor and sudden emotional swings, seen in “I just got triggered and now I have to take a turbo turd” and “I think it’s soooo hilarious how so called ‘empaths’ and ‘normal’ people look down on us mentally ill people”. Activated charcoal simple syrup makes the drink inky-black, reflecting both #shtwt aesthetics like “I’m gonna sh tonight!!!!! Who is ready for sesh pics???” and their obsession with cutting in “Mmfffgggh…~ Need to cut myself. Need to cut myself.”. Finally, a dash of absinthe nods to their love of altered states and surreal mental space, as in “I love shrooms. I’m gonna take more so that my imaginary friends come back!! Hahahaha!!!!” and the way they treat sh as a “hobby” in “Will I sound delusional if I say that sh is genuinely a hobby for me and that I have lots of fun doing it??”. This experimental, strong, bittersweet cocktail is chaotic, intense, and strangely playful—just like their timeline, right down to the barcoded scars hinted at in “Ok guys, I’m actually gonna do it. I’m going to remove some pieces of my thighs. 😖😖😖 I’m so scareddd!!!! #shtwt #988twt #barcodetwt”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their defining traits are recklessness, pain-tolerance framed as courage, and a kind of thrill-seeking in dangerous situations, which align most closely with Gryffindor’s impulsive and risk-heavy side. They repeatedly show a willingness to push their body past life-threatening limits, as in “I just had a therapy appointment today and my therapist made me realize how extreme my sh is. She told me how it’s life threatening sh. Oh my god what am I doing with my life.” followed not by backing off, but by continued plans for more extreme behavior like “Ok guys, I’m actually gonna do it. I’m going to remove some pieces of my thighs. 😖😖😖 I’m so scareddd!!!!” and “IM GOING TO DISEMBOWEL MYSELF IM SO EXCITED”. Even when terrified, they describe forcing themselves forward: “IM SO SCARED I EANNA SKIN MYSELF BUT IM SO FUCKING SCARED”, which is essentially bravery misdirected toward self-destruction rather than noble causes. There is little evidence of long-term ambition or self-preservation for Slytherin, nor the steady loyalty and care that would point to Hufflepuff; their focus is on intense, immediate experiences and acting on overwhelming urges. While they show some introspection, it’s not the structured curiosity or analytical detachment typical of Ravenclaw; instead, their identity seems bound up with dramatic, high-risk acts and enduring extreme pain, a warped but distinctly Gryffindor-style relationship with danger and fear.
Your movie
Your song
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
The song Bury a Friend captures a mix of horror, self-destruction, and dark humor that closely mirrors how they talk about their self-harm and mental health. They describe self-harm as almost a hobby and source of excitement, saying things like “Will I sound delusional if I say that sh is genuinely a hobby for me and that I have lots of fun doing it??” and “I love drinking and cutting myself.”, which fits the song’s disturbing comfort with pain and damage. The song’s theme of being haunted by one’s own mind and impulses parallels tweets like “I think I’m going to die soon. Not just that I’m suicidal, but I genuinely think I’m going to die soon.” and “This makes me want to die. Everything makes me want to die.”. Their repeated fixation on extreme self-harm, such as “IM GOING TO DISEMBOWEL MYSELF IM SO EXCITED” and “I’m actually gonna do it. I’m going to remove some pieces of my thighs.”, resonates with the song’s visceral, body-focused imagery and its exploration of self-inflicted horror. Even their giggling at graphic content, as in “whenever I watch really graphic and severe sh videos I just start giggling like a fucking creep.”, aligns with the song’s unnerving blend of eeriness and detachment.
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