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Milhouse Van Houten is the quintessential 'lovable loser' who constantly seeks validation and feels lonely, which mirrors @slmn_o3's self‑description as a 'day 1 bisexual loser' in the bio. The user repeatedly posts desperate pleas such as "i need someone to love me NOW PLEASEpleasePLEASE ill do anything" and "i wanna get fucked NOW", showing the same insecure yearning Milhouse displays when he pines for acceptance. Their frequent expressions of self‑pity, like "cryin in a cinema stall cause i feel a lil alone" and the angry outburst "I hate him I HATE HIM", echo Milhouse's habit of overreacting to social rejection. The habit of posting numerous "pre haircut" pictures also reflects Milhouse's need for attention and validation from peers. Together, the combination of being labeled a loser, craving affection, and emotional volatility aligns best with Milhouse's character.

Your MBTI personality Type
Extraverted: The user frequently posts vivid, attention‑seeking updates and seeks interaction, e.g., "i need someone to love me NOW PLEASEpleasePLEASE ill do anything" and "i wanna get fucked NOW". Sensing: They focus on concrete, sensory details such as haircuts and visual content, as seen in "pre haircut [2 pictures]" and comments about specific game mechanics like "the concept of putting kiragi here and not takumi". Feeling: Their reactions are driven by strong emotions and personal values, illustrated by lines like "i hate him I HATE HIM" and "i love bein a ehoe". Perceiving: Their language shows a spontaneous, unstructured style and a dislike for planning, evident in "idgaf idgaf idgaf" and "i wanna get fucked NOW", indicating a preference for flexibility.

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Content creator & gamer: Fire Emblem strategist, Overwatch support, anime enthusiast. Known for the 'pre‑haircut' countdown—once trimmed my own hair live.– @slmn_o3

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The vodka base mirrors the blank slate of a "day 1 bisexual loser", letting the other flavors shine just like the user's shifting moods. A splash of strawberry liqueur gives the drink a neon pink hue and sweet punch that nods to the frantic desire in the tweet "i wanna get fucked NOW [picture]". Chili‑infused simple syrup adds a burning heat that reflects the angry outburst "i hate him I HATE HIM [picture]". A shot of energy drink (Red Bull) references the self‑identified "e‑whore" vibe from the tweet "i love bein a ehoe [picture]". Finally, a dash of Campari brings a bitter edge echoing the self‑described "bitter upset person" sentiment, while a tiny hair‑clip garnish pays homage to the recurring "pre haircut [2 pictures]" posts.

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The user shows strong ambition and a willingness to do whatever it takes for personal gain, as seen in tweets like 'I need someone to love me NOW PLEASEpleasePLEASE ill do anything [picture]' and 'so excited to be an e whore again [picture]'. They also display a desire for dominance and disregard for others' feelings, e.g., 'I think every street fighter fan should die im sick of this "why is she indian" bullshit DIEEE [picture]'. Their repeated focus on self‑promotion and craving attention, such as 'i stopped playing overwatch and marvel rivals because people stopped calling me a good boy when i played support [picture]', aligns with Slytherin’s core traits of ambition and resourcefulness. Additionally, their bold, unapologetic self‑expression and willingness to break social norms reflect the cunning, self‑serving drive typical of Slytherin. Overall, these patterns suggest the user would be sorted into Slytherin.

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The user repeatedly declares urgent sexual and emotional cravings, like 'i wanna get fucked NOW' and 'i need someone to love me NOW PLEASEpleasePLEASE ill do anything', which aligns with the song’s obsessive refrain 'I want your love… I want your love'. Their self‑destructive and contradictory feelings – 'day 1 bisexual loser', 'i hate him I HATE HIM', and 'and i dont wanna be in love with another EVER… I LOVE YOU' – echo the lyric 'I want your love and I want your revenge', a mix of desire and resentment. The sense of loneliness and yearning for validation, shown in 'cryin in a cinema stall cause i feel a lil alone' and 'pre haircut [pictures]', matches the dramatic, yearning tone of 'Bad Romance'. The song’s theme of a tumultuous, 'bad' romance captures the user’s pattern of seeking intense connection while simultaneously pushing people away, as seen in tweets like 'ill start slutting myself out for oomfs again i promise' and 'i love bein a ehoe'.

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