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Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Bart Simpson: chaotic, snarky, but ultimately good‑hearted. Their humor is very irreverent and a little violent in a clearly exaggerated way, like saying “I’m going to kill every banana I see.” and “Whoever got me sick I hope you die”, which feels like Bart’s over-the-top threats. They also revel in juvenile, bodily-function humor like “Someone in my class next to me keeps fart and it smells so bad but I have to keep a straight face cuz idk this person” and nose/fart jokes, which is very Bart-coded. At the same time, there’s underlying vulnerability and school-stress, such as “Finals..tomorrow” and anxiety about growing up in “The concept of getting older and having to get a job and learning how to drive”, mirroring Bart’s hidden insecurities under his class clown persona. Their hyperfixations and ADHD mention align with Bart’s impulsive, high-energy nature, and their chaotic fandom posting like “IM BEING FORCE FED ROBERT SEAN LEONARD CONTENT AND IM CHOCKING ON IT BUT I LOVE IT” feels like Bart obsessing over whatever he’s into that week.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted (E) because they constantly interact with and seek engagement from others, e.g. inviting people to play games and join in fandom fun: “I’m playing Roblox if anyone wants to join 😅😅” and asking mutuals for help/favorites: “Please don’t flop pls pls pls 😢😢”. Their interests and humor are highly imaginative and pattern‑oriented, pointing to iNtuition (N)—they spin creative, semi-absurd takes like “Five nights at Robert’s” and dramatize experiences into memes, and they hyperfixate on actors/fandoms more than practical details: “interests + fandoms: DPS, RSL, and HouseMD”. They are clearly Feeling (F) over Thinking: they express intense emotions and moral stances rather than detached logic, e.g. “Whoever got me sick I hope you die” and value-based takes like disliking bigoted bands: “about 95% of black metal bands are some form of a Nazi/bigot so I lowkey have to kill everyone”. Finally, they come off as Perceiving (P): their timeline is impulsive, chaotic, and last-minute (forgetting not to mix meds and caffeine: “Forgot you shouldn’t have caffeine with Adderall and just drank a monster”; staying up until absurd hours: “ITS 4:12 AM ALREADY WHAT THE HELL”), showing flexible, spontaneous behavior rather than structured planning. This blend of outward energy, imaginative fandom obsession, strong emotional expression, and loose, go-with-the-flow lifestyle fits ENFP best.

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17 • DPS / House MD / RSL enjoyer • Adderall, caffeine & too many cats downstairs • Once painted my nails in a closed room and started shaking– @sloobergoober

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is wired on caffeine, just like their Adderall-plus-energy-drink era, inspired by jokes like “Forgot you shouldn’t have caffeine with Adderall and just drank a monster” and “My low dose of Adderall only works when I have caffeine. I think I might be addicted to caffeine but who knows”, so it starts with an espresso–cold brew combo. The citrusy gin and sparkling lemonade keep it bright, hyper, and a little chaotic, matching their all-caps timelines like “IM BEING FORCE FED ROBERT SEAN LEONARD CONTENT AND IM CHOCKING ON IT BUT I LOVE IT”. A splash of blue curaçao nods to their fandom corners and internet aesthetics, from #RSLtwt selfies to “Grandma sicko mode” energy in posts like “I ❤️ MAKING GIF EDITS”. The chili tincture or hot honey adds a sting for their dramatic, occasionally murderous humor—see “Whoever got me sick I hope you die” and “I’m going to kill every banana I see.”—giving the drink a sweet-but-spicy kick. Overall, it’s fizzy, unhinged, and strangely endearing, just like someone who tweets “I like to play the Roblox 🤤🤤” and spends all day thinking about Robert Sean Leonard.

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A well‑known song that suits them is “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance. The track’s chaotic, darkly humorous view of being a teen fits their loud, unfiltered posting style and constant school stress, like “Finals..tomorrow” and “The concept of getting older and having to get a job and learning how to drive”. The song’s theme of adults not really understanding teens matches their frustration with teachers and parents, such as “My English teacher just told a student that girls dig their autism swag” and “Why are my parents cooking and talking just above a normal volume at 3:00am…”. Their mix of morbidity and humor—“I’m going to kill every banana I see.” and “Whoever got me sick I hope you die”—mirrors the song’s edgy, exaggerated angst. Plus, their hyperfixations and ADHD chaos, like “I ❤️ MAKING GIF EDITS” and “My low dose of Adderall only works when I have caffeine”, fit the song’s fast, punchy energy and sense of messy teenage life.

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