Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows deep enthusiasm for favorite bands and shows, e.g. detailed praise for shoegaze and Deftones in “Mas shoegaze é música de verdade, convenhamos.” and “Saturday night wrist ganhando #healing #loveandkindness”.
- Culturally engaged: Engages with music, series, fandoms, and broader pop culture across languages, as in critiques of Supernatural and Heartstopper in “De vdd,amadurecer é aceitar q tanto ele, quando o dean são héteros…” and “A série não recebe hate por causa disso…”.
- Socially aware: Calls out issues like homophobia and problematic creators, e.g. “Bro is giving his life to defend this trash, even derailing discussions about homophobia 😭🖐🏻 no bitch” and criticism of accounts defending accused artists in “Eu quando sou fa do msi e quero falar sobre pedófila”.
- Humorous snark: Uses sharp humor and memes to make points, like mocking metal Twitter in “Uns npc com 0 criatividade…” and joking about nu metal page admin in “Quero cortar minha garganta em filé quando lembro que o adm daquela página retardada de nu metal…”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly expresses affection, annoyance, and obsession, e.g. admiring characters and ships in “To encantado com esse desenho pq sim,Na minha cabeça eles só transariam nessa posição” and “EUUUU QUANDO SE TRATA DELES”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses insults and slurs toward others (e.g. “retardada”, “amebas chatas”), as in “Cada vez mais notando como fã de nu metal é real rê dms pqp gosto do gênero e td mas vcs são muito debiloides amebas chatas e falantes meu senhor” and “Não tem jeito, ela vai é posar pelada, ta até no nome porra NU metal”.
- Ragebait tendency: Openly admits to starting conflicts just for ragebait, e.g. “Sinto que meus mutuals ficam assim me vendo arrumar briga fznd ragebait com fandons” and “Quando vc entra em uma discussão apenas por ragebait…”.
- Judgmental tone: Often dismisses people or tastes as “lixo” or “npc”, such as “Dois lixo” and “Uns npc com 0 criatividade,as piadas são sempre as mesmas duas…”.
- Appearance-shaming: Repeatedly insults others’ looks (calling actors or users ugly, “trabuco”), e.g. “They look #ugly” and “Ah tenho que admitir que ele é meio gostosinho sim diferente do outro que é um trabuco com a cara do Jeff the killer”.
- Conflict-seeking: Regularly frames interactions as fights or beef, like “A briga é boa” and harshly dragging fandoms or genres in “Desconheço bolha mais chata,cheia de gente rê e soberba que o metal twt e o music twt pqp ranço”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They align most with Lisa Simpson: opinionated, intellectually engaged, and often exasperated with everyone else’s lack of depth or ethics. Like Lisa, they mix strong moral stances and social awareness with a sharp, sometimes cutting tone, e.g. criticizing fandom and creators for bad representation and trivializing mental health in “Alice oseman is pessima como roteirista e representa pessimamente transtornos e problemas psicológicos, fazendo disso um circo.” They show a very niche, somewhat pretentious cultural taste (shoegaze, nu metal, Hannibal, Supernatural meta) and sneer at more mainstream or superficial tastes, as in “Mas shoegaze é música de verdade, convenhamos… É muito melhor que essas porcarias de funk.” At the same time, they’re very emotionally invested in media and characters, overanalyzing queer coding and ships, for example in their long reflections on Supernatural and Destiel like “amadurecer é aceitar q tanto ele, quando o dean são héteros… os roteiristas simplesmente não levam aquileanos a sério.” The mix of idealism, overthinking, and frustration with a world that seems dumber or crueler than it should be is very Lisa-coded, just with a much more chaotic, adult-online-Twitter edge.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They read as more introverted than extroverted: despite lots of tweets, the content centers on media, fandom, and inner reactions rather than their own social life, and they even describe themselves in observer terms like “Sinto que meus mutuals ficam assim me vendo arrumar briga fznd ragebait com fandons”, which implies online performance more than offline sociability. Their focus is strongly intuitive: they constantly generalize from specific events to broad patterns about fandoms or genres, like “Desconheço bolha mais chata,cheia de gente rê e soberba que o metal twt e o music twt pqp ranço” and critiques of how Supernatural structurally treats queerness, rather than staying with concrete details. The tone is sharply analytical and critical, favoring blunt, logic‑styled judgments over harmony, as in “A série não recebe hate por causa disso… os diálogos são podres de cringe e Alice oseman é pessima como roteirista e representa pessimamente transtornos e problemas psicológicos, fazendo disso um circo.” and their repeated calling out of fandom behavior. They show clear Perceiving traits: they thrive in spontaneous online chaos, admit to joining discussions just for ragebait (“Quando vc entra em uma discussão apenas por ragebait…”), jump between topics (shoegaze, nu‑metal, TV series, politics) fluidly, and there’s no sign of structured planning or orderly life updates. Overall, an INTP profile fits best: introverted, highly opinionated and abstract, driven by analysis and deconstruction of media and subcultures, and operating in a flexible, improvisational way rather than a planned, organized one.
Some pickup lines for you
- If shoegaze is ‘real music’ and funk is trash, what does that make me if I put on Slowdive at your place on a Saturday Night Wrist? A real catch or just another nu metal NPC in your mentions?
- You hating that Supernatural is ‘everything hetero’ is so real… how about we fix the canon: I’ll be your sad Will Graham, you be my deranged Hannibal, and we finally give at least one series the queer storyline it deserves.
- You wanting to be a 90s shoegaze legend with ‘deeply emotional writing’ is funny, because your ragebait threads about nu‑metal stans and ugly casting are already more poetic than half the Ringo Deathstarr discography.
- Your dad binge‑watching The O.C., you obsessing over Hannibal, Castiel and Chino, and your sister complaining New York smells like weed and trash… I feel like I’ve watched the pilot of your life and I’m ready to renew it for 10 more seasons with a romance arc starring you and me.
- You said being a ragebaiter is tiring because people start taking the discussion seriously—so let me make this simple: no ragebait, no fandom war, just me asking if I can be the reason your Saturday night wrist is holding a glass of wine and my hand instead of a quote tweet.
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Your new Twitter bio
Brazilian in Sacramento. Shoegaze + nu metal apologist, Hannibal/Supernatural critic, part‑time ragebaiter. Once lost a night to one Deftones song.– @slowdivoo
Your signature cocktail
Saturday Night Wristed Shoegaze Sour
This cocktail starts with Brazilian cachaça for their 🇧🇷 roots and loud, chaotic sense of humor, the same energy they bring when they say they get tired of being a ragebaiter but keep doing it anyway: “Ai é mt cansativo ser ragebaiter”. A red wine float nods to their obsessive love for Saturday Night Wrist and Deftones moodiness: “Saturday night wrist ganhando #healing #loveandkindness” and their dream of being a ‘shoegaze astro’ with emotional lyrics: “Queria mesmo era ser um astro do shoegaze aclamadissimo...”. The charcoal-infused citrus syrup stands for their dark, cutting takes that still have bite and brightness, like calling out music snobs and fandoms: “Cada vez mais notando como fã de nu metal é real rê dms...” and “Desconheço bolha mais chata... que o metal twt e o music twt”. A bitter herbal liqueur captures their sharp judgments and moral disgust (at bad writing, abusers, and messy fandom behavior), as when they drag a series’ writing and mental health portrayal: “Alice oseman é pessima como roteirista e representa pessimamente transtornos...”. Finally, a light sea-salt foam on top represents the softness under all the venom—the romantic, fannish side that melts over characters and ships: “É isso que nois quer porra vinho e beijos” and “To encantado com esse desenho pq sim,Na minha cabeça eles só transariam nessa posição”. Strong, slightly bitter, a little salty, and unexpectedly comforting once you sit with it—just like their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They show a consistently combative, strategic way of using Twitter that fits Slytherin’s cunning and confrontational edge more than any other house. They openly describe themselves as someone who deliberately provokes fandoms for effect, writing about getting into arguments "apenas por ragebait" and then complaining that people want real discussion: “Quando vc entra em uma discussão apenas por ragebait…”. That willingness to stir people up for entertainment, plus their disdainful, status‑policing tone toward scenes and fandoms, like calling nu‑metal fans "muito debiloides amebas chatas" while still liking the genre: “gosto do gênero e td mas vcs são muito debiloides amebas chatas e falantes meu senhor”, reflects a Slytherin focus on insider hierarchies and superiority. They frequently frame things in terms of winners and losers and use sharp, cutting put‑downs, for example mocking metal/musictwt as "bolha mais chata,cheia de gente rê e soberba" while setting themselves apart from it: “Desconheço bolha mais chata,cheia de gente rê e soberba que o metal twt e o music twt”. Even their humor around politics and ethics is phrased like an attack or a dare (e.g. calling out people defending problematic artists or minimizing genocide with snarky, weaponized jokes), such as parodying fans who excuse pedophilia with: “Eu quando sou fa do msi e quero falar sobre pedófila”. A skeptic might argue this is just Gryffindor bluntness, but the calculated use of ragebait, the obsession with scene status, and the relish in verbal ‘kills’ all align much more closely with Slytherin’s cunning, self‑protective, and reputation‑aware nature than with straightforward bravery or kindness.
Your movie
Your song
Beware of Darkness - Deftones
A fitting song for them is Beware of Darkness by Deftones, both because of their open devotion to the band and the song’s moody, conflicted atmosphere. Their display name and bio center Chino Moreno and Saturday Night Wrist, and they celebrate the album winning in a poll: “Saturday night wrist ganhando #healing #loveandkindness”. The song’s themes of inner turmoil and bleak romanticism mirror the way they talk about themselves and fandom, like when they joke about wanting to self-destruct over sharing a fandom: “quero cortar minha garganta em filé quando lembro que o adm daquela página retardada de nu metal é muito fã do chino moreno também”. Their mix of tenderness and venom, shifting from admiring art to harshly roasting people and media, matches the song’s contrast between softness and aggression, as seen in tweets like “Queria mesmo era ser um astro do shoegaze aclamadissimo” versus “Cada vez mais notando como fã de nu metal é real rê dms pqp”. Overall, Beware of Darkness captures their aesthetic—melancholic, dramatic, a little poisonous, and deeply tied to Deftones.
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