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The overall vibe of @slowmeal is closest to Bart Simpson: chaotic, jokey, impulsive, and extremely online. Their posts swing between goofy desperation and playful scheming, like wanting a sugar daddy to fund gacha pulls for Banyue in “Lwk need a sugar daddy so I can M6 Banyue 😭”, which matches Bart’s habit of coming up with ridiculous plans to get what he wants. The dramatic gamer energy and lighthearted whining in posts like “IT’S ALWAYS TSUKASA’S DUMBASS WHEN I MESS UP 💔 [3 pictures]” and “overwatch has fried my brain I have been saying ‘and dey say’ for the past 8 hours send immediate help :3” resemble Bart’s obsessive, mischievous streak. They’re also self-aware and a bit melodramatic about boredom and life, as in “what the fuck do I do when bored other than scroll here or play crk ; ;” and “man what has life come to 😭”, echoing Bart’s exaggerated teen angst. Even their aesthetic and fandom hopping—from furries to rhythm games to gacha—feels like Bart’s restless, trend-chasing energy, just translated into modern internet culture.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most posts are about games, fandoms, and personal thoughts rather than big social outings, and they even say they “don’t know what to do with this acc tbh” and might post more but are unsure, showing some reluctance to be very outward-facing: “don’t know what to do with this acc tbh. Might post more but idk.”. They come across as Intuitive (N) because they’re highly focused on fictional characters, future pulls, and ‘what could be’ (gacha planning, events, hype), e.g. “Should I pull M0W0 Dialyn for my future M2W1 Banyue?” and the repeated countdowns like “159 days until mizu5”, which show future-oriented thinking rather than present sensory detail. Their tone is strongly Feeling (F): they openly express affection and emotional reactions—“I love Banyue so much, i’ll m6 him because I love him so much.”, “Happy Valentines day @Axelmilton_ ❤️”, and emotional exaggerations like “man what has life come to 😭”—rather than logical analysis. Finally, they seem more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they vacillate and ask others what to do (“Should I buy thigh highs for $66 :3”), complain about boredom and lack of structure (“what the fuck do I do when bored other than scroll here or play crk ; ;”), and show spontaneous fandom reactions like “GIVE US THE DAMN DRIP MARKETING HOYO 😭”, suggesting a flexible, in-the-moment lifestyle. Overall, their introspective, fandom-focused, emotionally intense, and somewhat indecisive/spontaneous posting style fits INFP best.

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Furry they/them | Gacha enjoyer saving for Banyue & mizu5 | Overwatch brainrot, rhythm games & keyboards | Once owned a fish for 3 legendary hours– @slowmeal

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is a bright, slightly chaotic fizz to match their gacha and rhythm-game brainrot, sweet but a bit dangerous—just like needing a sugar daddy to M6 a husbando, as in “Lwk need a sugar daddy so I can M6 Banyue 😭”. Lychee soju keeps it playful and not too heavy, fitting someone who says “what the fuck do I do when bored other than scroll here or play crk ; ;”. Blue curaçao brings in the cool, game-UI aesthetic vibes from posts like “got my M2 Yixuan :3” and the obsession with pulls like “Should I pull M0W0 Dialyn for my future M2W1 Banyue?”. Yuzu soda or lemonade gives a sharp, zesty hit to echo their dramatic reactions in tweets such as “GIVE US THE DAMN DRIP MARKETING HOYO 😭” and “yo tiktok down LMAO”. Cotton-candy syrup mirrors the soft, furry, :3 side evident in “Should I buy thigh highs for $66 :3” and their cute Valentine energy in “Happy Valentines day @Axelmilton_ ❤️”. The edible glitter is for the streaming-UI, lightstick, and keyboard aesthetics—think “Ado lightstick box :3” and the custom build in “Brutal 65 V2 with gmk moomin and durock cherry blossoms :3”—making the drink look as extra as their timeline feels.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest throughline in @slowmeal’s posts is emotional loyalty and attachment rather than ambition or intellectualism. They show sustained dedication to their interests and gacha characters, e.g. their commitment to Banyue in “I love Banyue so much, i’ll m6 him because I love him so much.” and the joking plea “Lwk need a sugar daddy so I can M6 Banyue 😭”, which fits Hufflepuff’s ‘I’ll grind for what I care about’ energy. Their countdowns like “160 days tell mizu5” and “155 days tell mizu5” show patient, steady excitement rather than impulsive Gryffindor behavior or cold Slytherin calculation. There’s also a soft, affectionate side in posts like “Happy Valentines day @Axelmilton_ ❤️” and the way they grieve a small loss in “How do I cope with the loss of my fish that lived for 3 hours?”, which points to kindness and emotional sensitivity. While they enjoy games and fandoms, there’s little evidence of Ravenclaw-style analysis or Slytherin-style long-term strategy; instead, their feed reads like a down-to-earth, feelings-first Hufflepuff who cares deeply about their friends, OCs/sonas, and favorite characters.

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A fitting song for @slowmeal is bad idea right? by Olivia Rodrigo because it captures impulsive, chaotic, and slightly self-aware gremlin energy. They tweet things like “Lwk need a sugar daddy so I can M6 Banyue 😭” and “Should I buy thigh highs for $66 :3”, which feel very much like acting first and thinking later. Their timeline is full of hyperfixations and dramatic gaming/anime reactions such as “GIVE US THE DAMN DRIP MARKETING HOYO 😭” and “IT’S ALWAYS TSUKASA’S DUMBASS WHEN I MESS UP 💔”, similar to the song’s over-the-top internal monologue. Even their boredom and brain-fried posts like “overwatch has fried my brain I have been saying ‘and dey say’ for the past 8 hours send immediate help :3” echo the song’s messy, spiraling vibe. Overall, the track’s mix of humor, self-deprecation, and reckless decisions matches their furry, gamer, gacha-obsessed, and slightly chaotic online persona.

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