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Moe Szyslak is the perpetually depressed, self‑destructive bartender who constantly jokes about suicide and feels like an outcast, just like @SlSC0N’s tweets such as "its #letsallkillourselvesthursday" and "life is so easy if u have no spine tbh". The user’s cynicism about society – "the year is 2025 and if u abuse someone it doesnt matter because people will still b friends with u anyways" – mirrors Moe’s bleak view of the world. Their admission of feeling broken and victimized, "i am 2 broken 2 b appealing 2 anyone besides people who want 2 hurt me", aligns with Moe’s frequent lament that "no one cares about me". Both use dark humor to cope, as seen in the tweet "i call her big sis during sex #icallherbigsisduringsex" and Moe’s habit of making jokes about his misery. Overall, the combination of chronic sadness, self‑harm ideation, and sarcastic coping points to Moe as the closest match.

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The user displays a strong introverted orientation, focusing on inner feelings and self‑reflection in tweets such as "i think in 5 10 years i will either look back on this moment and b like wow i really was just incredibly stupid... or i'll b dead" and "i am 2 broken 2 b appealing 2 anyone besides people who want 2 hurt me". Their language is dominated by abstract, future‑oriented ideas and pattern‑spotting, e.g., "transgender discourse on this app rotates between polyamory, passing, and kink discourse depending on the week" and "the year is 2025 and if u abuse someone it doesnt matter because people will still b friends with u anyways", indicating an intuitive (N) style. They prioritize personal values and emotions over logical analysis, as seen in "really sucks how i just have 2 live with the fact that all of the people who have abused me in my life will never face any consequences" and "i want my life back". Their tweets lack a clear plan or structure and often express spontaneous, chaotic feelings like "i’m getting real tired of being the ideal victim i want 2 experience love" and "they should make rasis fatter", suggesting a perceiving (P) preference. Together these traits point to an INFP type.

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Arcade enthusiast, tech geek, & writer. Once chased a perfect high score till sunrise. Advocating mental health, gaming, & inclusive dialogue. She/Her– @SlSC0N

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Pixelated Heartbreak captures @SlSC0N’s bittersweet mix of bright, chaotic internet culture and deep emotional scars. The electric blue curaçao reflects the neon glow of arcade nights and online memes, like when they say "im going 2 the arcade~ !!". The sweet grenadine masks the bitter vodka, echoing their tendency to hide pain behind humor, as in "i am 2 broken 2 b appealing 2 anyone besides people who want 2 hurt me". A splash of hot chili syrup adds a spicy, kink‑laden kick, nodding to the tweet "why r feet so fucking cute". Finally, the lime’s sharp bite mirrors the raw honesty of "i want my life back" and the frustration in "the year is 2025 and if u abuse someone it doesnt matter because people will still b friends with u anyways".

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The user frequently offers sharp, analytical commentary on social topics, such as noting that "transgender discourse on this app rotates between polyamory, passing, and kink discourse depending on the week and i think we really need some new topics 2 spice things up," which shows a keen interest in understanding and critiquing complex discussions. They also display self‑reflection and a logical perspective on societal behavior, as seen in "the year is 2025 and if u abuse someone it doesnt matter because people will still b friends with u anyways. what do u mean this is how it has always been." Their critical stance on other content, like "that peta tweet is inspiring some of the most retarded discourse i have ever seen," further highlights a witty, discerning mindset. While expressing emotional pain, they consistently analyze their experiences, for example, "im not gonna pretend like there's not some amount of luck involved with transitioning but like 90% of it is effort even if it is painful," demonstrating a thoughtful, knowledge‑seeking attitude. These traits align closely with Ravenclaw’s values of wisdom, wit, and intellectual curiosity.

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The recurring themes of pain, brokenness, and hopelessness in SlSC0N's tweets closely match the bleak introspection of 'Hurt'. For example, they write 'i am 2 broken 2 b appealing 2 anyone besides people who want 2 hurt me' and 'im getting real tired of being the ideal victim i want 2 experience love', echoing the song's lines about self‑inflicted hurt and longing for connection. Their lament 'i think in 5 10 years i will either look back on this moment ... or i’ll b dead' mirrors the lyric 'If I could start again, a million miles away, I would keep you close'. The tweet 'life is so easy if u have no spine tbh' reflects the song's critique of numbness and emptiness. Overall, the raw vulnerability and self‑destructive tone in their posts align with the emotional weight of 'Hurt'.

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