
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a chaotic, horny, prankish energy and a tendency to say the wildest thing in the room. Like Bart, they’re irreverent and attention‑grabbing, gleefully loud about kinks and sex, as seen in posts like “MEN FARTING IN MY FACE GIVES ME BONERS” and “backshots hurt irl do not let the art fool you”. They have a juvenile sense of humor but in a self-aware, performative way, such as “that one face that gooners make while filming themselves is kinda funny to me” and “im hawk tuahing everywhere oh my goddddddddddddd 😭😭😭😭😭 squirts”. At the same time, like Bart’s occasional moral compass, they show a strong stance on boundaries and ethics, calling out incest and grooming in tweets like “hey man if you want to fuck your brother that’s none of my business , but there’s a reason it’s considered ‘taboo’ so don’t be surprised when people don’t like you for it” and “reminder this guy is a groomer and there are 74 of you following him”. Their mix of mischief, shock humor, and surprisingly firm moral lines fits Bart far better than more earnest characters like Lisa or more mild adults like Marge.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly interact with followers, ask for ideas, and enjoy being very online and visible, e.g. openly running a gay porn/art account and doing surveys like “doing a survey on my followers’ taste.” plus inviting engagement with posts like “what kind of drawings do you guys wanna see from me in the new year”. Their content suggests iNtuition (N) over Sensing: they riff on concepts, social dynamics, and hypotheticals (e.g. “it’s kinda hard when you’re about to take a break and your brain suddenly thinks of so much peak poses and drawing ideas” and reflective takes about AI accusations like “the ai scare is getting out of hand we’re accusing ANYONE of it now…”) more than step-by-step practical detail. They present clearly as Feeling (F): they center values, empathy, and emotional reactions, such as pushing back against harassment and incest content with strong moral framing in “hey man if you want to fuck your brother that’s none of my business , but there’s a reason it’s considered ‘taboo’ so don’t be surprised when people don’t like you for it” and discussing the emotional burden of drama and big followings in “this is the reason i feared having a large following”. They are strongly Perceiving (P): they emphasize spontaneity and lack of rigid structure, e.g. commissions opening at random in “i dont have a schedule for that. so completely random! first person in my dms gets a slot simply” and indecision around future plans like “what should i do after i finish like a few more pieces for 10k… love being indecisive”. Putting this together, the combination of loud social presence, idea/bit-driven humor, emotionally expressive value talk, and flexible, unstructured lifestyle fits ENFP best.

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20 | NSFW illustrator of ridiculous butts and bigger ideas. Once drew on a cracked phone at work break and it paid my rent. Comms: watch for openings.– @slurpjunkk

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This cocktail is loud, teasing, and a little unhinged, just like their timeline – a fizzy, popping tequila base nods to their claim that being gay is natural because “the g spot is there for a reason” and to the delightfully cursed “it tastes like blueberry pop rocks”. The sparkling lemonade keeps it playful and sweet, matching horny-but-goofy posts like “MEN FARTING IN MY FACE GIVES ME BONERS”. A smoky mezcal dash channels the spooky kink energy of their “quick 20 minute ghost cock edit”. The blue curaçao float mirrors their self-described aura – “your dick might be big but do you have aura? didn’t think so.” – and their OC’s bluish comparisons. Finally, the whipped cream with chili-salt is there because they’re equal parts indulgent ass-lover (“i draw a lot of ass”) and spicy callout poster, unafraid to say things like “hey man if you want to fuck your brother that’s none of my business…” while still keeping it campy and fun.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a consistent pattern of fairness and care for community boundaries, which points strongly to Hufflepuff. For example, they call out harmful behavior like incest play while still trying to de-escalate drama and explain their discomfort: “btw i prefer to shut up and draw instead of petty shit like this but this was absurd the amount of backlash i got. fyi, i have a younger sister, so the entire incest topic just makes my skin crawl…” and “hey man if you want to fuck your brother that’s none of my business , but there’s a reason it’s considered ‘taboo’ so don’t be surprised when people don’t like you for it”. They also warn their followers about dangerous or abusive people in the community, as in “reminder this guy is a groomer and there are 74 of you following him”, which shows a fairness- and safety-oriented instinct rather than clout-chasing. Their work ethic and service mindset around art commissions fits Hufflepuff’s hardworking side: they open random commission slots with a simple, egalitarian system (“first person in my dms gets a slot simply”) and apologize when tools or platforms disrupt communication with clients (“this new x chat thing is messing up communication with my oomfs and clients… my apologizes as i figure this dumb shit out”). Even when they’re frustrated about AI accusations, they defend traditional artists as a group rather than just themselves, e.g. “the ai scare is getting out of hand we’re accusing ANYONE of it now…” and “big question but are you really trying to die on this hill. ur literally ruining your own image over harassing someone that doesn’t use ai”, which shows a strong sense of communal fairness and solidarity. The overall picture is a horny, chaotic, but fundamentally loyal and fairness-driven artist—very Hufflepuff at the core.

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A loud, unapologetically horny anthem like WAP fits them perfectly given how openly they talk about their sexuality and kinks, such as “MEN FARTING IN MY FACE GIVES ME BONERS” and “seeing a top’s ass wobble while they’re fucking their bottom is like watching someone jingle a key in front of me”. Their account is explicitly a gay porn/art space, which they acknowledge with posts like “i know this is a gay porn account but do you guys listen to jane remover”, mirroring the song’s proud ownership of sexual identity. They constantly center asses and hypersexual humor, from their bio “i draw a lot of ass” to posts like “damn boy that ass so fat i might kill mysеlf” and “backshots hurt irl do not let the art fool you”, which lines up with WAP's explicit celebration of bodily desire. At the same time, they’re confident and playful about being a bit over-the-top, as shown by “i feel gluttonous as fuck posting this actually”, much like the song’s overblown, campy extravagance. Overall, WAP captures their mix of shameless thirst, humor, and sex-positive bravado.

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