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This user feels most like Bart Simpson: chaotic, dramatic, and constantly bouncing between silliness and complaining about pain or school. They have Bart’s loud, mischievous stream‑of‑consciousness energy, jumping from “SPIDERMANS REAL NAME IS PETER PARKER!!!” to gaming posts like “Ok it’s roblox o’clock” and “can it stop giving me 16 17 I WANT 18 20. I HATE U ROBLOX”. Like Bart, they’re constantly in some minor crisis or over-the-top complaint, such as “my hips and my private parts hurt so bad someone help” and “my exam is in 20 freaking minutes i’m still at home Are u serious”. Their sense of humor is irreverent and slightly unhinged, seen in tweets like “i hope jacob tierney dies a very painful and slow death” and “korean accounts have the best gay porn 😊”, which fits Bart’s boundary-pushing attitude. At the same time, there’s a softer, teen side under the chaos—crushing on fictional characters and aesthetics in posts like “i feel so Cute wearing pink set and white sweat pants with a baby Pink hoodie”—similar to Bart’s occasional vulnerability beneath his class clown persona.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is highly social, full of direct bids for interaction like “Can someone make a blend with me on spotify i am bored of my songs”, inviting people to play Roblox or Magic Tiles (“can someone download magic tiles 3 and play with me😊😊🐭🐭🤔🤔”), and sharing embarrassing moments openly, such as “my test Had a wet spot i Wiped my face so fast That was embarrassing”. They are strongly Sensing, focused on concrete bodily sensations and immediate experiences—pain, food, weather, school—e.g. “i just ate buldak my teeth hurt my mouth is watering my ears i feel like there is freakinf Smoke” and “cola light makes me constipated and have to poop My stomach hirts”. Their decision-making is clearly Feeling: they prioritize emotions, relationships and values, whether it’s affection for fictional characters (“i love you eddie ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️”) or venting personal hurt and irritation like “i’m actually super fucking pissed right now this girl just reposted about marvel…”. Finally, they appear Perceiving rather than structured: they often react in the moment (“my exam is in 20 freaking minutes i’m still at home Are u serious”), change plans impulsively (suddenly wanting to play Among Us, Roblox, word searches, etc.), and rarely talk about long-term planning or rigid organization. Overall, their energetic social presence, sensory focus, emotional expressiveness and spontaneous lifestyle best align with ESFP.

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16 • professional oversharer with old-lady hips, Roblox addiction, and a vendetta against the Ottoman Empire. Currently crying over High School Musical.– @slushyloona

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is fizzy, chaotic, and a little too honest—just like someone who tweets about hips, exams, and Roblox in the same breath. The spicy mango soda with chili salt mirrors their dramatic reactions to food and pain, like “i just ate buldak my teeth hurt my mouth is watering my ears i feel like there is freakinf Smoke or whatever coming out of them. I’m literally dying” and “cola light makes me constipated and have to poop My stomach hirts”. A shot of vanilla vodka represents the deceptively sweet but unfiltered personality of someone who can say “i’m in lesbians with you” and also “korean accounts have the best gay porn 😊”. The strawberry syrup is for the soft, cute side that loves cozy outfits and crushes, like “i feel so Cute wearing pink set and white sweat pants with a baby Pink hoodie And smelling like eosfresh and Cozy” and “juria i love u she’s so cutie”. A dash of espresso captures their over-caffeinated, overtyped brain that screams about Marvel and exams, as in “my head hurts i hate the ottoman empire” and “my exam is in 20 freaking minutes i’m still at home Are u serious”. Finally, the whipped cream cloud with crushed chocolate cookie is the chaotic dessert energy of a teen who wants “biscoff cheesecake so bad” and begs, “who wanna shove a burger down my throat”, turning all that hunger and hormonal drama into one messy, lovable drink.

Your Hogwarts House
Joury reads as a very feelings‑driven, cozy, loyal person whose life revolves around friends, comfort media, and small pleasures – very Hufflepuff-coded. They show a nurturing, almost mom-like side when they talk about getting their friends onto Letterboxd and feeling proud of them: “i forced 2 of my Irls to Download and get letterboxd… i feel like a proud Mom 😊😊 So cute”. Their timeline is full of domestic, sensory comfort and softness – outfits and scents (“i feel so Cute wearing pink set and white sweat pants with a baby Pink hoodie And smelling like eosfresh and Cozy”), food cravings and cozy rain sounds (“i’m listening to rain sounds on my airpods on noise cancellation 🤤🤤🤤🤤goodniht imgonnHave the best sleep ever”) – which fits Hufflepuff’s love of comfort and simple joys. They’re open about bodily discomfort and vulnerability without bravado, asking for help when in pain (“my hips and my private parts hurt so bad someone help”, “i’m sick Afain i keep throwing up i want my mom”), which points more to earnestness than Gryffindor-style swagger. While they can be sharp or dramatic (e.g., “i hope jacob tierney dies a very painful and slow death”), it reads as reactive venting rather than calculated Slytherin ambition or Ravenclaw detachment. Overall, the combination of emotional openness, loyalty to friends and comfort characters (like their repeated love for Eddie Kaspbrak: “i love you eddie ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️”), and a focus on cozy, everyday happiness aligns strongest with Hufflepuff.

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A well-known song that suits them is Teenage Dream by Katy Perry, because their timeline is full of chaotic, dramatic, and funny teenage moments. They talk about school and exams, like when they said “my exam is in 20 freaking minutes i’m still at home Are u serious”, and being 16 with aching hips in “i’m 16 freaking years old why do i have hips of a 60 year old woman”, which fits the intense, over-the-top feelings the song captures. Their bio, “i’m in lesbians with you,” plus posts like “who wanna be in a toxic relationship 😊😊🤔🤔🤔”, show a messy, romantic, slightly ironic approach to love that mirrors the dramatic teen romance of the song. They constantly bounce between feeling cute and cozy and being annoyed or in pain, such as “i feel so Cute wearing pink set and white sweat pants with a baby Pink hoodie” versus “my hips and my private parts hurt so bad someone help”, matching the emotional highs and lows of Teenage Dream. Their pop-culture obsession with movies, Marvel, and games, like “BOP BOP BOP BOP TO THE TOP” and “Ok it’s roblox o’clock”, also fits the song’s bright, cinematic, teenage-movie energy.

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