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This user most closely matches Milhouse Van Houten: intensely devoted, a little dramatic, and extremely down-bad for their crush. Like Milhouse pining after Lisa, they orbit Drew with obsessive, romantic–sexual adoration, saying things like “Doctor said I need his cum to live, someone help me, I'm barely breathing 😖” and “Can someone do this to me with Drew? The way I know I'd immediately fall on my knees to worship him and that box 😖😖😖”. Their entire identity is organized around being a fanboy—"Your go to source for charts and news" and carefully tracking Drew’s follower milestones, as in “Drew's follower count has surpassed 30.7k Congratulations, @drew_erz! Here's to more bulge pics in the future! 🥂”. Milhouse-level melodrama also shows up in sexual frustration and exaggerated longing, like “Reinstalling Grindr just to feel something hard and long” and “Sucking (& probably riding) a pretty dih later 😵💫 I missed Grindr”. Even when they assert boundaries—“This post is for dumb people. I AM NOT DREW.”—it still circles back to their unrequited, worshipful obsession, which is peak Milhouse energy.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extrovert (E): they constantly broadcast intense emotions and sexual fantasies publicly, e.g. “Sucking (& probably riding) a pretty dih later 😵💫 I missed Grindr” and “Reinstalling Grindr just to feel something hard and long”, and eagerly engage with a fandom, celebrating follower milestones for Drew like “🚨| Drew's follower count has surpassed 30.7k … Here's to more bulge pics in the future! 🥂”. Their focus leans Intuition (N) rather than Sensing: while they reference concrete things (pics, follower counts), they mostly spin them into imaginative, exaggerated narratives about Drew as a “god,” e.g. “Biblically accurate alpha god” and “He plays the role of a dominant top God in the series called 'My Life'”. The tone is highly Feeling (F): tweets are emotionally charged, worshipful, and relational rather than analytical, such as “You are my priority 🥺” and “I'm not afraid to say I love him”, and even gratitude is expressed warmly: “Please know that I'm eternally grateful and I appreciate you.”. They appear Perceiving (P) rather than Judging: they are impulsive, led by momentary desire (“Skater boys with beanies are unbelievably hot 😖😖😖”; “Doctor said I need his cum to live, someone help me, I'm barely breathing 😖”), and their organization around Drew (birthday countdowns, follower tracking) is enthusiastic but playful, not rigid or structured. The overall combination—expressive, horny-hyperbolic humor, intense stan energy, warm emotional tone, and spontaneous, desire-driven posting—best fits ENFP.

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Charts, updates & unhinged admiration for 10x BWC king Drew (@drew_erz). Once reinstalled Grindr ‘just to feel something hard and long.’– @slvt4drew

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Their defining trait is intense loyalty and devotion to Drew, far more than any ruthless ambition or detached analysis. They repeatedly center Drew as a priority and express emotional dedication, e.g. “You are my priority 🥺” and “Happiest birthday, army boy! Have a great one! We, Drewbies, love you! Enjoy your day, daddy!”. They work consistently to promote and support him, tracking his follower counts and celebrating them in detail, as seen in “🚨| Drew's follower count has surpassed 30.7k Congratulations, @drew_erz! Here's to more bulge pics in the future! 🥂” and “🚨 | Drew's follower count is slowly climbing again. Thank fucking god”. Even their bio frames them as a dedicated service account — “Your go to source for charts and news about the 10x BWC Award winner — Drew | I AM 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗗𝗥𝗘𝗪 | Follow Drew (@drew_erz)” — emphasizing support rather than personal glory. This steady, loyal, hardworking stan-energy, combined with a warm, affectionate tone toward their fave, aligns most strongly with Hufflepuff.

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The song that best suits @slvt4drew is …Ready For It? by Taylor Swift. Their bio explicitly shows they’re a Taylor fan ("Taylor Swift") and obsessed with a dominant love interest, just like the song’s fantasy of a powerful, almost mythic partner, which fits tweets like “Drew (@drew_erz). He plays the role of a dominant top God in the series called 'My Life' (2025).” and “Literally a Greek God”. The song’s dark, sexual bravado mirrors their extremely thirsty, playful tone in posts such as “Doctor said I need his cum to live, someone help me, I'm barely breathing 😖” and “Sucking (& probably riding) a pretty dih later 😵💫 I missed Grindr”. The lyrics about being enchanted by a dangerous, godlike figure fit their worshipful fixation on Drew, seen in “I’m not afraid to say I love him” and “You are my priority 🥺”. Overall, …Ready For It? captures their mix of obsession, sexual intensity, and dramatic stan energy.

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