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Lisa best matches Ezra because they both possess a highly analytical, self-critical nature and experience intense emotional fluctuations. Ezra is constantly tracking data and metrics, often feeling “invalidating” if their struggles don't meet a specific severity, much like Lisa’s perfectionism. They share a deep sense of cynicism toward their surroundings, with Ezra noting, “How can someone be so stupid…” regarding their mother’s logic. Furthermore, Ezra expresses a “desperate” search for specific discipline and meaning in their habits, mirroring Lisa’s recurring existential crises and her desire to “leave everything behind and move to the seaside starting life again as someone else.”

Your MBTI personality Type
Ezra exhibits Introversion through his focus on solitary experiences and internal struggles, often tweeting about “leaving everything behind and moving to the seaside starting life again as someone else”. His Sensing trait is clear in his meticulous tracking of concrete data like calories and protein counts, such as “Lunch 537cal 52gr protein”, and his focus on physical aesthetics and immediate sensations. He displays Feeling by prioritizing his emotional states and values, frequently sharing his moods and reactions like “I swear if I tell anyone that i barely know him they’ll think im crazy”. Finally, his Perceiving nature is shown through his spontaneous lifestyle and lack of rigid scheduling, evidenced when he admits he “don’t remember if the appointment was at 10am or at 12pm” and his sudden shifts in mood and activity.

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18. GER/ENG. Aspiring artist and marathon walker with a talent for finding the best blueberry muffins. Future Australia resident—pending spider negotiations.– @slvt4protein

Your signature cocktail
This drink captures Ezra's chaotic energy, starting with a bitter base because his “sandwich tastes literally like cigarette ash”. It is a strong, experimental cocktail for someone who isn't the “best anorexic” and needs a heavy protein kick to keep going. The vibrant blue color represents the sudden mood shifts when he's “not depressed anymore” after weeks of absolute shit. Finally, it’s served with a burnt garnish to match his “disgusting” goal weight aesthetic.

Your Hogwarts House
Ezra demonstrates a strong core of self-preservation and resourcefulness, particularly through an analytical focus on metrics to achieve specific goals, such as tracking protein and calories to reach a 'ugw' (ultimate goal weight). Their resourcefulness is evident when they navigate workplace mishaps by plotting a clever cover-up, stating, “I’m gonna say someone tried to break in so they can give me a new one”. While they experience emotional volatility, they possess an ambitious drive to “leave everything behind and move to the seaside starting life again as someone else”, showcasing the Slytherin desire for reinvention and autonomy. Even their social interactions are often framed through a lens of personal impact or status, such as when they note, “Lost 3 followers and it sure weren’t the bots”. Ultimately, Ezra's focus on personal transformation and strategic thinking aligns them most closely with the house of ambition and cunning.

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The song's themes of body image and the obsessive nature of diet culture perfectly mirror Ezra’s focus on calorie counting and weight goals, as seen in his bio mentioning “gw: 53 ugw:47”. The lyrics' emphasis on feeling inadequate despite extreme efforts resonate with his self-deprecating remarks about his eating habits, such as when he says he is “not best anorexic and can survive on 300cal unfortunately”. Additionally, the song captures the emotional volatility of being 18 and struggling with mental health, which Ezra displays through his “mild to severe depression” diagnosis and his “suddenly switched to being happy” episodes. Ultimately, Prom Queen reflects the painful intersection of self-harm, restrictive eating, and the desperate desire for a fresh start expressed in his tweets.

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