Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Artistic Ambition: Ezra expresses a strong desire to “finish all of my unfinished art” and get tattoos once they recover.
- Social Transparency: He is very open about his life, even sharing his “slut era” and new relationship milestones with his followers.
- Nutritional Awareness: He consistently tracks intake, like noting a “high protein” breakfast with 67 grams of protein.
- Resilience: Despite battling “mild to severe depression”, he continues to commute long hours for therapy.
- Humor: He uses self-deprecating wit to cope, joking about “moving to the moon” or his obsession with bots.
Weaknesses:
- Self-Harm Urges: He frequently mentions the “urge to just sl1t my arm open” when struggling to stay clean.
- Disordered Eating: Ezra identifies with edtwt and often engages in “OMAD” (One Meal A Day) with restrictive calorie counts.
- Impulsive Spending: He admits to having a “problem with spending money” after dropping 130€ in a single city trip.
- Body Image Obsession: He expresses extreme distress over his height, even suggesting “ending it” because he is shorter than expected.
- Health Neglect: He continues to smoke despite knowing his “hair is thinning” due to lack of vitamins.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa best matches Ezra because they both possess a highly analytical, self-critical nature and experience intense emotional fluctuations. Ezra is constantly tracking data and metrics, often feeling “invalidating” if their struggles don't meet a specific severity, much like Lisa’s perfectionism. They share a deep sense of cynicism toward their surroundings, with Ezra noting, “How can someone be so stupid…” regarding their mother’s logic. Furthermore, Ezra expresses a “desperate” search for specific discipline and meaning in their habits, mirroring Lisa’s recurring existential crises and her desire to “leave everything behind and move to the seaside starting life again as someone else.”
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
Ezra exhibits Introversion through his focus on solitary experiences and internal struggles, often tweeting about “leaving everything behind and moving to the seaside starting life again as someone else”. His Sensing trait is clear in his meticulous tracking of concrete data like calories and protein counts, such as “Lunch 537cal 52gr protein”, and his focus on physical aesthetics and immediate sensations. He displays Feeling by prioritizing his emotional states and values, frequently sharing his moods and reactions like “I swear if I tell anyone that i barely know him they’ll think im crazy”. Finally, his Perceiving nature is shown through his spontaneous lifestyle and lack of rigid scheduling, evidenced when he admits he “don’t remember if the appointment was at 10am or at 12pm” and his sudden shifts in mood and activity.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a blueberry muffin from a 3-hour train ride? Because you’re the only thing I’d travel all the way to a mystery therapy appointment for.
- I’m no German voice actor, but I promise I’d never pull an Aaron Hotchner and change my tone on you after season seven.
- If you’re worried about being too short, you can just stand on my heart—I hear the view is better from up there anyway.
- Forget the move to Australia; you don’t need to worry about the spiders there when I’m already caught in your web right here.
- I’m not a protein bar, but I’d happily be the 16 grams of support you need to make your OMAD a little more sweet.
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Your new Twitter bio
18. GER/ENG. Aspiring artist and marathon walker with a talent for finding the best blueberry muffins. Future Australia resident—pending spider negotiations.– @slvt4protein
Your signature cocktail
The High-Protein Relapse Refresher
This drink captures Ezra's chaotic energy, starting with a bitter base because his “sandwich tastes literally like cigarette ash”. It is a strong, experimental cocktail for someone who isn't the “best anorexic” and needs a heavy protein kick to keep going. The vibrant blue color represents the sudden mood shifts when he's “not depressed anymore” after weeks of absolute shit. Finally, it’s served with a burnt garnish to match his “disgusting” goal weight aesthetic.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Ezra demonstrates a strong core of self-preservation and resourcefulness, particularly through an analytical focus on metrics to achieve specific goals, such as tracking protein and calories to reach a 'ugw' (ultimate goal weight). Their resourcefulness is evident when they navigate workplace mishaps by plotting a clever cover-up, stating, “I’m gonna say someone tried to break in so they can give me a new one”. While they experience emotional volatility, they possess an ambitious drive to “leave everything behind and move to the seaside starting life again as someone else”, showcasing the Slytherin desire for reinvention and autonomy. Even their social interactions are often framed through a lens of personal impact or status, such as when they note, “Lost 3 followers and it sure weren’t the bots”. Ultimately, Ezra's focus on personal transformation and strategic thinking aligns them most closely with the house of ambition and cunning.
Your movie
Your song
Prom Queen - Beach Bunny
The song's themes of body image and the obsessive nature of diet culture perfectly mirror Ezra’s focus on calorie counting and weight goals, as seen in his bio mentioning “gw: 53 ugw:47”. The lyrics' emphasis on feeling inadequate despite extreme efforts resonate with his self-deprecating remarks about his eating habits, such as when he says he is “not best anorexic and can survive on 300cal unfortunately”. Additionally, the song captures the emotional volatility of being 18 and struggling with mental health, which Ezra displays through his “mild to severe depression” diagnosis and his “suddenly switched to being happy” episodes. Ultimately, Prom Queen reflects the painful intersection of self-harm, restrictive eating, and the desperate desire for a fresh start expressed in his tweets.
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