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Your Simpsons character
The user’s love of simple, comfort food ("the hottest thing a guy can do is eat a bowl of cereal i swear to god"), carefree spending habits ("spending money is so fun if u just dont check ur account balance after"), and frequent random, nonsensical statements ("the cold water does not get warmer if u jump late") mirror Homer’s gluttonous, impulsive, and often clueless personality. Their admission of feeling like a mess and needing meltdowns ("i know everything is gonna be ok later so the least u can do is let me have a melt‑down first") aligns with Homer’s occasional emotional outbursts and lack of self‑control. Additionally, the user’s self‑deprecating humor about being unemployed and lazy ("i love being an unemployed girl cuz today my plans are to tend to my pinterest boards") reflects Homer’s classic laziness and avoidance of responsibility. Overall, the blend of food obsession, financial irresponsibility, and erratic, meme‑filled commentary best fits Homer Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
Based on the tweets, the user shows a strong introverted orientation, preferring internal thoughts and limited interaction (e.g., "im rubbing my feet together rn don’t try to contact me" and "i wish u could have multiple accounts irl … instead of retard shy"). Their language is highly imaginative and abstract, asking about brain "hiatus" and questioning facts like "the sun is a planet right?" which points to an intuitive (N) style. They frequently express personal feelings and values, such as "i love being an unemployed girl…" and "i promise if i have a son he will not grow up to be an evil white boy," indicating a feeling (F) preference. Finally, their spontaneous, unstructured posting pattern—e.g., "taking a break from twitter to focus on roblox," "spending money is so fun if u just dont check ur account balance after," and "i’m gonna pee my heart out"—shows a perceiving (P) approach. These traits together align best with the INFP personality type.

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Creative mind, meme curator, cookie baker & cereal connoisseur. My cookies once went viral—now I share quirky thoughts & random humor. #StayWeird– @slweepie

Your signature cocktail
This drink mixes sweet vanilla vodka and creamy milk to capture the user’s love of cookies and comfort, while the cereal‑infused bourbon nods to their obsession with cereal as "the hottest thing a guy can do" ("the hottest thing a guy can do is eat a bowl of cereal i swear to god"). A dash of peppermint schnapps adds a cooling bite, echoing the "cooling bra" vibe in their bio. The splash of grenadine gives a dramatic, slightly chaotic red that mirrors their wild, self‑deprecating humor, like when they say they want to be "choked out and spat on" after baking cookies. The cocktail’s unpredictable mix reflects their constant mood swings and desire to "switch to super fucked up extroverted no future girl" ("i wish u could have multiple accounts irl cuz sometimes i wanna switch to super fucked up extroverted no future girl instead of retard shy also no future girl"). Finally, a gummy shark garnish pays homage to their quirky self‑identification as a "gummy shark girl" ("i am a gummy shark girl in a world full of great white sharks").

Your Hogwarts House
The user shows a strong desire for personal advantage and manipulation, such as wanting to send secret subliminal audios to make people love them forever (if i was a guy id send whimpering audios with secret subliminal messages in them so they'd always come back to me and love me forever). They also talk about adopting multiple online personas to get a 'super fucked up extroverted no future girl' (i wish u could have multiple accounts irl cuz sometimes i wanna switch to super fucked up extroverted no future girl instead of retard shy also no future girl), indicating cunning resourcefulness. Their self‑preservation is evident when they say they are scared that real‑life people will connect the dots from their tweets (most of my tweets are real things said by me out loud and im scared someone irl will connect the dots). Additionally, they express ambition for multiple relationships (i deserve like 3 boyfriends) and a willingness to abandon kindness when not rewarded (i gave a homeless dude 5 bucks and he didnt say thanks or anything im never being nice again). These traits align with Slytherin values of ambition, cunning, and self‑interest.

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The tweets reveal a constant sense of alienation and self‑deprecation, such as "i am a cute little suckling baby bnnuy i have 100,000 friends 0 enemies" and "i wish u could have multiple accounts irl cuz sometimes i wanna switch to super fucked up extroverted no future girl". The user repeatedly expresses anxiety about being judged, e.g., "most of my tweets are real things said by me out loud and im scared someone irl will connect the dots" and a desire to be a "neurotypical simpleton". These feelings match the core theme of Radiohead’s "Creep", whose chorus declares "I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo" and captures the feeling of not fitting in. The song’s melancholic tone also reflects the user’s chaotic emotional state, evident in lines like "i love being an unemployed girl cuz today my plans are to tend to my pinterest boards" and "i love being an unemployed girl". Overall, the combination of self‑labeling as weird, longing for acceptance, and raw vulnerability aligns closely with the mood of "Creep".

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