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Your Simpsons character
The user’s deep concern for the planet and environmental love ("( he / they ) love the earth, for you have come from it. and one day, you will return.") mirrors Lisa’s well‑known eco‑activism and love of nature. Their ongoing journey of healing and confronting past abuse ("i went from living in a very abusive household, to getting kicked out, to buying a car with cash to move in with my fiance next month.") combined with a hopeful self‑care mantra ("i will be okay. i will find healing and i will no longer be in pain.") aligns with Lisa’s introspective, often vulnerable side. The user’s strong advocacy for LGBTQ+ rights ("anyways, fuck transphobes. trans rights!!!" and "you cannot pick and choose which 'letters' of the lgbt+ community you support.") is exactly the kind of progressive activism Lisa frequently champions. Their supportive, empathetic tone toward friends ("if i support you, please know that you don't owe me anything.") and request for community safety ("please, please tell me if i am following someone problematic or toxic or abusive.") reflect Lisa’s role as the moral compass and compassionate friend in the Simpson family. Finally, their love of music, poetry, and spiritual practices ("the judgement card has kept showing up for me..." and "simple ways to cleanse your tarot deck: a thread") resonates with Lisa’s artistic side (saxophone, poetry) and curiosity about deeper meaning.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s tweets are heavily introspective, focusing on personal feelings such as "i turn 19 tomorrow and i’m not looking forward to it," which signals introversion. They frequently discuss abstract, symbolic topics like tarot and cosmic metaphors ("the judgement card has kept showing up for me…," "building a vehicle from the defeated pieces… and piloting that vehicle through the cosmos"), indicating a preference for intuition. Their language is driven by empathy and values, e.g., "just because your abuser can be nice or kind sometimes does not mean they aren’t still an abuser" and "anyways, fuck transphobes. trans rights!!!," showing feeling. They also share concrete plans and timelines, such as "i’m moving on august 7th" and "life update (nov. 10): i am now sleeping on an air mattress… therapy is going well," reflecting a judging orientation. Together these traits point to an INFJ personality type.

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Barista trainer ☕️ | Tarot & Mountain Goats fan 🎶 | 20-yr-old navigating mental health, art & growth. Once got a ring stuck on my thumb.– @SlXOFSWORDS

Your signature cocktail
The cocktail, named The Judgement Rose, takes its name from the frequent appearance of the Judgement tarot card in their timeline ('the judgement card has kept showing up for me and i'm both amazed and confused.') and their fascination with rose quartz plugs ('i've been at 4g for about a month and a half, and my ears refuse to stretch (which makes sense), but i keep seeing all these cute rose quartz plugs and i'm getting inpatient.'). Gin serves as the botanical backbone, echoing their earth‑loving ethos ('( he / they ) love the earth, for you have come from it.') and the grounding feeling they describe in 'through all of this pain and struggle, the earth is giving me what my heart desires and for me, that's enough right now.'. Beetroot juice adds a deep, earthy hue that mirrors their resilience and personal growth, recalling the tweet about overcoming an abusive past: 'i went from living in a very abusive household, to getting kicked out, to buying a car with cash to move in with my fiance next month. i might be struggling, but i'm proud of how far i've come.'. Rose water and lavender syrup bring a soothing floral sweetness, reflecting their dedication to healing and self‑care, as they wrote 'i will be okay. i will find healing and i will no longer be in pain. someday.'. A dash of orange bitters nods to the folk‑rock spirit of The Mountain Goats ('i am extremely pleased at the fact that i finally decided to buy a cassette player. all thanks to @mountain_goats.') giving the drink a bittersweet finish that captures both their struggles and optimism.

Your Hogwarts House
Through tweets such as "i went from living in a very abusive household, to getting kicked out, to buying a car with cash to move in with my fiance next month. i might be struggling, but i'm proud of how far i've come," they show courage in confronting adversity. They also defend others, e.g., "anyways, fuck transphobes. trans rights!!!" and "this isn't gatekeeping. ... do NOT practice witchcraft before you are educated. it's dangerous," demonstrating a protective, bold stance typical of Gryffindor. Their willingness to speak out about abuse, "just because your abuser can be nice or kind sometimes does not mean they aren't still an abuser," further highlights bravery. While they also display loyalty and kindness, the dominant theme of daring to stand up for truth and justice aligns best with Gryffindor.

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The song "Fix You" by Coldplay captures the user’s journey of pain, resilience, and hope. They tweet, "i will be ok. i will find healing and i will no longer be in pain. someday. but now, i can sit and feel this and respect it," which mirrors the lyric “When you love someone but they’re falling apart, I’ll try to fix you.” Their statement, "i went from living in a very abusive household, to getting kicked out, to buying a car with cash to move in with my fiance next month," reflects the song’s theme of rebuilding after hardship. The chorus “Lights will guide you home” aligns with their love for the earth, as they write, "through all of this pain and struggle, the earth is giving me what my heart desires and for me, that's enough right now." Finally, the supportive line “I’ll be right here” resonates with their gratitude toward their boyfriend, "i will thank my boyfriend for never failing to like every single tweet i post..... love u baby."

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