Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate gamer: Frequently expresses love for specific games and series, like wanting to replay Kingdom Hearts 2 in “vontade absurda de rejogar kingdom hearts 2” and frustration/affection for FF7 in “situação que acontece todo ano em que eu vou tentar rejogar ff7 e parar na metade do disco 2”.
- Affectionate partner: Openly shows love and admiration for his girlfriend, as in “AMO MINHA NAMORADA RAAAH” and “minha namorada é tão linda que as vezes eu so fico olhando pra foto dela assim”.
- Supportive friend: Talks positively about friends and shared activities, like “amo meus amigos rapaziada” and inviting people to play/watch in “league de hoje ta pago ft dreamerlol”.
- Self-aware humor: Often jokes at his own expense, such as “eu to jogando tão mal que ta me dando ânsia de vomito olhar minha própria tela” and “com certa frequência eu paro pra ver meus próprios republicados do tiktok, e eu sempre fico ‘puta que pariu esse cara sabe das coisas’”.
- Media enthusiast: Shows genuine enthusiasm for anime, OSTs, and niche titles, e.g. spreading love for Gurren Lagann in “espalhando a palavra de gurren lagann, meses de insistência” and recommending “amigos joguem devil survivor”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses aggressive phrasing like “todo dia eu desejo a morte de todos os executivos da pierrot” and “ODEIO ESSE FILHO DA PUTA”, which can come off as overly hostile.
- Death talk: Uses self-harm or death expressions casually, e.g. “eu vou me matar” and “acho que prefiro tomar um tiro na cabeça do que ver 2 minutos do anime de tokyo ghoul”.
- Chronic frustration: Shows strong frustration with games, work, and systems, such as “todo dia me arrependo de ter escolhido essa faculdade fuleira pra cursar” and “pq todo site do órgão publico é uma merda meu deus detran morre morre morre”.
- Self-criticism: Talks very negatively about his own performance, for instance “eu acho que to tendo a pior fase do mundo puta que pariu eu sou muito ruim” and “jogando super mal de vlad”.
- Work dissatisfaction: Expresses strong discontent with job and studies, e.g. “se eu não tivesse que ficar arrumando erro dos outros todo dia trabalhar seria tão menos torturante” and “quero pedir demissão da silva”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
They most closely resemble Homer Simpson: chaotic, emotional, and constantly swinging between self-deprecation and big, sincere affection. Like Homer getting irrationally mad at small things, they explode over games and media, e.g. “todo dia eu desejo a morte de todos os executivos da pierrot” and “pq todo site do órgão publico é uma merda meu deus detran morre morre morre”. At the same time, they’re openly, almost comically devoted to their partner in a very Homer-to-Marge way, with tweets like “AMO MINHA NAMORADA RAAAH”, “minha namorada é tão linda que as vezes eu so fico olhando pra foto dela assim”, and even the over-the-top joke “eu depois de colocar minha namorada dentro do microondas”. They’re a passionate nerd into games and anime, loudly opinionated but fundamentally soft, as shown by “amo meus amigos rapaziada” and their obsessive gaming posts about Final Fantasy, League, and gachas. The mix of dramatic gamer rage, goofy self-awareness, and heartfelt love for family and friends is very much Homer at his most modern, online-core version.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets revolve around solitary games and media—FF7, FFXIV, League, JRPGs, emulators—rather than parties or big social gatherings, and even when social, it’s via games/streams, e.g. talking about playing badly on stream in “jogando super mal de vlad DITO ISSO YASUO ARC IS REAL” rather than in-person events. Their interests and language suggest Intuition (N) over Sensing: they love big narratives and thematic media like Gurren Lagann (“espalhando a palavra de gurren lagann, meses de insistência”), and joke in exaggerated, metaphorical terms such as wanting to study dark arts to haunt someone out of longing in “quando você tá com tanta saudade que começa a estudar artes das trevas…”. They seem more Feeling (F) than Thinking: they repeatedly center emotions and relationships—loving his girlfriend in “AMO MINHA NAMORADA RAAAH” and “minha namorada é tão linda que as vezes eu so fico olhando pra foto dela assim”—and react with strong value-laden language (hate for greedy monetization or bad studios) rather than detached analysis, as in “por mais que eu tenha amado o jogo essa monetização da bandai é o bgl mais feio do mundo… W CAPITALISMO”. Their tone is blunt and full of swearing, but it’s usually defending personal tastes, relationships, or artistic integrity (e.g. wishing death on studio executives in “todo dia eu desejo a morte de todos os executivos da pierrot”), which is more F-driven moral outrage than T-style dispassionate critique. Finally, they read as Perceiving (P): they complain about procrastination and disorganization, such as regretting their college choice in “todo dia me arrependo de ter escolhido essa faculdade fuleira pra cursar”, repeatedly stopping and restarting long JRPGs (“situação que acontece todo ano em que eu vou tentar rejogar ff7 e parar na metade do disco 2”), and preferring to follow impulses (randomly wanting to replay Kingdom Hearts 2 in “vontade absurda de rejogar kingdom hearts 2”) rather than structured, goal-oriented planning. Put together—emotion-driven, idealistic, highly attached to stories/relationships, introspective and somewhat chaotic in execution—this profile fits INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep trying to replay FF7 and stopping at disc 2—how about we speedrun a route where you actually finish the game, and I’m your emotional support Aerith the whole way through?
- You’re out here saying Dragoon, Ninja, Astro and Gunbreaker are ‘classes de gente do mal’, but with how much you love your namorada and gush over her photos, I’m starting to think you unlocked a secret S‑tier Husband material job.
- You said you’d study dark arts just to manifest as a espírito obsessor on your girl’s shoulder while she works—if you ever need a co-op build, I can be the supportive familiar who also brings snacks and saves your phone battery from 10-hour Pathologic 2 videos.
- You complain that updating Genshin feels worse than taking a bullet, yet you’ll grind gacha, FF, Monster Hunter, FFXIV and LoL in the same week—how about we queue for a duo where the only RNG is how hard we fall for each other?
- If you really walk into the barbershop and ask for ‘iconic character Zack Fair from Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core for the Sony PlayStation Portable’, I promise I’ll be there, because anyone that specific about their hair is probably that specific about how they treat their partner—and I’d like to roll that 0.6% rate-up.
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League & JRPG enjoyer, FFVII/FFXIV addict, part-time video editor. Once fell asleep to a Megaman X4 speedrun and woke up in a Pathologic 2 lecture.– @Sly_Zeed
Your signature cocktail
Row Row Fight the Power-Up
This cocktail hits like a late-night ranked session: strong, chaotic, but secretly affectionate. Overproof rum embodies his explosive, ranty energy and all-caps moments like “TODO DIA EU DESEJO A MORTE DE TODOS OS EXECUTIVOS DA PIERROT” and “pq esse porra de mes n acaba”. Strawberry liqueur is for the unexpectedly soft, romantic core under the toxicity, like “AMO MINHA NAMORADA RAAAH” and “minha namorada é tão linda que as vezes eu so fico olhando pra foto dela assim”. An espresso shot reflects his gamer-grind insomnia and tilt, from “eu acho que to tendo a pior fase do mundo puta que pariu eu sou muito ruim” to “fui dormir assistindo uma speedrun de megaman x4 e acordei com uma playthrough de pathologic 2 longa pra caralho tocando”. Spicy cinnamon syrup brings the heat and unfiltered takes found in “a sensação de jogar de ghost ignite é basicamente isso aqui” and “acho que prefiro tomar um tiro na cabeça do que ver 2 minutos do anime de tokyo ghoul”. Finally, a dash of saline solution adds balance like the rare moments of hope and camaraderie in “pra sempre vou ser um esperançamaxxer, sejam felizes e acreditem nos seus sonhos amigos” and his love for community vibes in FFXIV like “de longe a melhor coisa do ffxiv é esse senso de comunidade”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show very strong loyalty and attachment to the people they care about, which is quintessentially Hufflepuff: they repeatedly gush about their girlfriend, as in “AMO MINHA NAMORADA RAAAH” and “minha namorada é tão linda que as vezes eu so fico olhando pra foto dela assim”. This loyalty extends to friends as well, with open affection like “amo meus amigos rapaziada” and playful dedication such as “league de hoje ta pago ft dreamerlol”, showing commitment to shared time and activities. They also exhibit a self-deprecating, hardworking attitude toward games and life: they complain about their own performance rather than blaming others in tweets like “eu acho que to tendo a pior fase do mundo puta que pariu eu sou muito ruim” and still keep grinding through difficult content such as FF14 raids and ranked League. Even when frustrated with work and studies, as in “se eu não tivesse que ficar arrumando erro dos outros todo dia trabalhar seria tão menos torturante” and “todo dia me arrependo de ter escolhido essa faculdade fuleira pra cursar”, they endure rather than posturing about dominance or grand ambition, which leans more toward perseverance than Slytherin-style ambition. While they are witty and very online (which might suggest Ravenclaw) and sometimes aggressive in humor, the most consistent through-line in their tweets is devotion to loved ones, valuing shared experiences, and pushing through irritating situations, all of which align best with Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Gurren no Yumiya - Linked Horizon
A fitting song for them is “Gurren no Yumiya” by Linked Horizon, the first Attack on Titan opening, because of its dramatic, over-the-top energy and themes of fighting against impossible odds. They clearly love hype, larger-than-life narratives and mecha/epic anime vibes, as seen when they’re “espalhando a palavra de gurren lagann, meses de insistência” and shouting “dito isso row row fight the power”. Their personality oscillates between self-deprecating frustration and fiery determination, like when they say “eu acho que to tendo a pior fase do mundo puta que pariu eu sou muito ruim” but also claim “pra sempre vou ser um esperançamaxxer, sejam felizes e acreditem nos seus sonhos amigos”. Gurren no Yumiya captures exactly that: intense struggle, shouted conviction, and a dramatic, anime-protagonist sense of purpose that matches how they talk about games, life, and their friends.
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