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They most closely resemble Homer Simpson: chaotic, emotional, and constantly swinging between self-deprecation and big, sincere affection. Like Homer getting irrationally mad at small things, they explode over games and media, e.g. “todo dia eu desejo a morte de todos os executivos da pierrot” and “pq todo site do órgão publico é uma merda meu deus detran morre morre morre”. At the same time, they’re openly, almost comically devoted to their partner in a very Homer-to-Marge way, with tweets like “AMO MINHA NAMORADA RAAAH”, “minha namorada é tão linda que as vezes eu so fico olhando pra foto dela assim”, and even the over-the-top joke “eu depois de colocar minha namorada dentro do microondas”. They’re a passionate nerd into games and anime, loudly opinionated but fundamentally soft, as shown by “amo meus amigos rapaziada” and their obsessive gaming posts about Final Fantasy, League, and gachas. The mix of dramatic gamer rage, goofy self-awareness, and heartfelt love for family and friends is very much Homer at his most modern, online-core version.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets revolve around solitary games and media—FF7, FFXIV, League, JRPGs, emulators—rather than parties or big social gatherings, and even when social, it’s via games/streams, e.g. talking about playing badly on stream in “jogando super mal de vlad DITO ISSO YASUO ARC IS REAL” rather than in-person events. Their interests and language suggest Intuition (N) over Sensing: they love big narratives and thematic media like Gurren Lagann (“espalhando a palavra de gurren lagann, meses de insistência”), and joke in exaggerated, metaphorical terms such as wanting to study dark arts to haunt someone out of longing in “quando você tá com tanta saudade que começa a estudar artes das trevas…”. They seem more Feeling (F) than Thinking: they repeatedly center emotions and relationships—loving his girlfriend in “AMO MINHA NAMORADA RAAAH” and “minha namorada é tão linda que as vezes eu so fico olhando pra foto dela assim”—and react with strong value-laden language (hate for greedy monetization or bad studios) rather than detached analysis, as in “por mais que eu tenha amado o jogo essa monetização da bandai é o bgl mais feio do mundo… W CAPITALISMO”. Their tone is blunt and full of swearing, but it’s usually defending personal tastes, relationships, or artistic integrity (e.g. wishing death on studio executives in “todo dia eu desejo a morte de todos os executivos da pierrot”), which is more F-driven moral outrage than T-style dispassionate critique. Finally, they read as Perceiving (P): they complain about procrastination and disorganization, such as regretting their college choice in “todo dia me arrependo de ter escolhido essa faculdade fuleira pra cursar”, repeatedly stopping and restarting long JRPGs (“situação que acontece todo ano em que eu vou tentar rejogar ff7 e parar na metade do disco 2”), and preferring to follow impulses (randomly wanting to replay Kingdom Hearts 2 in “vontade absurda de rejogar kingdom hearts 2”) rather than structured, goal-oriented planning. Put together—emotion-driven, idealistic, highly attached to stories/relationships, introspective and somewhat chaotic in execution—this profile fits INFP best.

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League & JRPG enjoyer, FFVII/FFXIV addict, part-time video editor. Once fell asleep to a Megaman X4 speedrun and woke up in a Pathologic 2 lecture.– @Sly_Zeed

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This cocktail hits like a late-night ranked session: strong, chaotic, but secretly affectionate. Overproof rum embodies his explosive, ranty energy and all-caps moments like “TODO DIA EU DESEJO A MORTE DE TODOS OS EXECUTIVOS DA PIERROT” and “pq esse porra de mes n acaba”. Strawberry liqueur is for the unexpectedly soft, romantic core under the toxicity, like “AMO MINHA NAMORADA RAAAH” and “minha namorada é tão linda que as vezes eu so fico olhando pra foto dela assim”. An espresso shot reflects his gamer-grind insomnia and tilt, from “eu acho que to tendo a pior fase do mundo puta que pariu eu sou muito ruim” to “fui dormir assistindo uma speedrun de megaman x4 e acordei com uma playthrough de pathologic 2 longa pra caralho tocando”. Spicy cinnamon syrup brings the heat and unfiltered takes found in “a sensação de jogar de ghost ignite é basicamente isso aqui” and “acho que prefiro tomar um tiro na cabeça do que ver 2 minutos do anime de tokyo ghoul”. Finally, a dash of saline solution adds balance like the rare moments of hope and camaraderie in “pra sempre vou ser um esperançamaxxer, sejam felizes e acreditem nos seus sonhos amigos” and his love for community vibes in FFXIV like “de longe a melhor coisa do ffxiv é esse senso de comunidade”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show very strong loyalty and attachment to the people they care about, which is quintessentially Hufflepuff: they repeatedly gush about their girlfriend, as in “AMO MINHA NAMORADA RAAAH” and “minha namorada é tão linda que as vezes eu so fico olhando pra foto dela assim”. This loyalty extends to friends as well, with open affection like “amo meus amigos rapaziada” and playful dedication such as “league de hoje ta pago ft dreamerlol”, showing commitment to shared time and activities. They also exhibit a self-deprecating, hardworking attitude toward games and life: they complain about their own performance rather than blaming others in tweets like “eu acho que to tendo a pior fase do mundo puta que pariu eu sou muito ruim” and still keep grinding through difficult content such as FF14 raids and ranked League. Even when frustrated with work and studies, as in “se eu não tivesse que ficar arrumando erro dos outros todo dia trabalhar seria tão menos torturante” and “todo dia me arrependo de ter escolhido essa faculdade fuleira pra cursar”, they endure rather than posturing about dominance or grand ambition, which leans more toward perseverance than Slytherin-style ambition. While they are witty and very online (which might suggest Ravenclaw) and sometimes aggressive in humor, the most consistent through-line in their tweets is devotion to loved ones, valuing shared experiences, and pushing through irritating situations, all of which align best with Hufflepuff.

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A fitting song for them is “Gurren no Yumiya” by Linked Horizon, the first Attack on Titan opening, because of its dramatic, over-the-top energy and themes of fighting against impossible odds. They clearly love hype, larger-than-life narratives and mecha/epic anime vibes, as seen when they’re “espalhando a palavra de gurren lagann, meses de insistência” and shouting “dito isso row row fight the power”. Their personality oscillates between self-deprecating frustration and fiery determination, like when they say “eu acho que to tendo a pior fase do mundo puta que pariu eu sou muito ruim” but also claim “pra sempre vou ser um esperançamaxxer, sejam felizes e acreditem nos seus sonhos amigos”. Gurren no Yumiya captures exactly that: intense struggle, shouted conviction, and a dramatic, anime-protagonist sense of purpose that matches how they talk about games, life, and their friends.

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