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Your Simpsons character
His constant juggling of on‑call duties and family mirrors Homer's chaotic work life at the nuclear plant, as shown by his tweet 'I am once again on call [picture]' and his exhausted update 'I have been in meetings since 9am it is now 5pm I am hungry this is like working at Docusign all over again MAKE THE TALKING STOP [picture]'. He also shares Homer's comedic self‑deprecation, evident in 'I turned 31 today and my wife hit me with 'when you were just 30 it was fine. but now you're in your 30s and I dont know if I can handle that' it's so over [picture]'. Like Homer's occasional attempts at self‑improvement, he posts gym‑related updates such as 'Time for leg day boys [picture]' and celebrates small wins like 'Crazy how when I stop constantly consuming content I actually get dopamine from getting things done around the house [picture]'. His devotion to his children shines through baby‑centric posts like 'My son just got hiccups while I was changing him and each time he hiccuped a little pee would come out, funniest thing ever [picture]' and 'Kala loves her bald baby [picture]'. Overall, his blend of work stress, family devotion, tech‑savvy humor, and occasional self‑improvement mirrors the classic, well‑meaning but often overwhelmed Homer Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
Samuel shows a strong introverted focus, often reflecting on personal habits and internal motivations (e.g., "Crazy how when I stop constantly consuming content I actually get dopamine from getting things done around the house"). He prefers abstract, future‑oriented thinking, especially about technology and AI, as seen in his long‑form rant on LLMs and the need for deep business context. His decision‑making is logical and analytical, emphasizing trade‑offs, system design, and efficiency (e.g., "my team and I have to navigate 4 outages… this is simply not replaceable by an LLM"). Finally, he displays a judging preference through structured planning, goal‑setting, and a desire for order in his work and life (e.g., "time to lock in and write documentation" and "my new role has come with some unfortunate requirements").

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Backend engineer for churches & car washes, dad of a 3-week old, AI-obsessed, gym lover. I've coded a car wash while changing diapers at 2am.– @sm0olr

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail mixes the raw strength of bourbon with a shot of cold‑brew espresso, echoing Samuel’s "Time for leg day boys" and his "I am extremely AI pilled and use it pervasively at work and in contract/hobby work" mindset. A dash of vanilla syrup adds the sweet dopamine rush he describes when he says "Crazy how when I stop constantly consooming content I actually get dopamine from getting things done around the house". The blue curaçao gives the drink an AI‑tinted hue, nodding to his "Having kids is a life hack" and the tech‑savvy vibe of building dashboards with Opus. Finally, chocolate bitters represent the occasional outages he navigates, like the "on call" grind, grounding the drink in his reality.

Your Hogwarts House
The user consistently demonstrates a love for learning and analytical thinking, hallmark of Ravenclaw, as seen in tweets like 'I am extremely AI pilled and use it pervasively at work and in contract/hobby work.' They also write reflective essays about the limits of LLMs and the importance of business context, e.g., 'LLMs will, naturally, displace some junior engineers...' which shows wisdom. Their focus on problem solving and deep technical understanding, such as 'currently dealing with an API that has a rate limit of 20 reqs in 15 seconds I just keep staring at the documentation in disbelief,' underscores intellectual curiosity. While they also display loyalty and ambition, the dominant trait across their tweets is the pursuit of knowledge and clever problem solving, aligning them with Ravenclaw.

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The Daft Punk track "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger" captures Samuel’s relentless drive to improve both his code and his body. He often tweets about workouts ("Time for leg day boys") and about using AI to make his work more efficient ("I am extremely AI pilled and use it pervasively at work"), echoing the song’s mantra of becoming "harder, better, faster, stronger." His on‑call struggles and constant debugging ("two days and two outages while I’m the only backend Eng on during US hours") show the same mechanistic grind the lyrics describe. The chorus’s celebration of a machine‑like work ethic fits his self‑portrait of a dad who still hunts for focus ("I have achieved actual focus for about 5 minutes") while constantly iterating on code ("2500 lines of car wash software goodness on a Tuesday night").

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