
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They match Bart Simpson best: chaotic, mischievous, but ultimately affectionate and loyal to their friends. Their timeline is full of playful troublemaker energy, like “beefing with a 13yo rn” and jokes about manipulation or conflict in Minecraft servers such as “MINECRAFT'S MANIPULATION KING HAS RETURNED”. The absurdist, juvenile humor also fits Bart, with posts like “i put the tubby into teletubby”, “what if it was called cellephone and it was orange”, and “i am a grub and i live in the soil....”. At the same time, like Bart’s occasional sincerity, they show a big heart and community-minded side with things like the long New Year thank-you doc in “for those of you who made this year a joy; for those of you from just a small little idiot; for those that i love.” and their philosophical stream invite in “during this stream i will be discussing random ethical and philosophical ideas, and i want YOU to contribute some!”. The mix of chaotic pranks, gaming drama, self-deprecating jokes, and bursts of genuine sentiment is very Bart-coded.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert: they constantly seek interaction and shared experiences, often inviting others to join streams like “hanging out in minecraft for the final ten minutes of the year come join up!!” and openly celebrating community moments such as “6.5 hour flow hangout i'm lightheaded feeling incredibly sick and so joyous”, showing energy gained from social engagement. Their humor and interests are highly Intuitive, revolving around surreal, conceptual bits like “what if it was called cellephone and it was orange” and long-form speculation about story/worldbuilding such as the UU theory in “okay op theory time! ... what if the season ends with a mass genocide where basically the entire server is killed?”. They show a clear Feeling preference, foregrounding relationships and emotional tone in posts like “after three hours of doing my absolute best to express my joy for meeting all of you, it's time for me to rest. good night everyone” and their long, heartfelt New Year thanks in “for those of you who made this year a joy; for those of you from just a small little idiot; for those that i love.”. Their style is chaotic, playful, and improvisational, pointing to Perceiving: they joke about impulsive conflicts like “beefing with a 13yo rn” and spontaneous bits such as “just did something so awesome but i cant leak so it more cool w hen i reveal it” rather than structured planning. Altogether, the highly social, imaginative, emotionally expressive, and go-with-the-flow nature of their tweets fits ENFP best.

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Minecraft storyteller, admin & streamer. Once read Moby Dick mid-event and still calls it strategy. Two-Spirit creator studying ethics, chaos, and chuds.– @SmallMathClouds

Your signature cocktail
The Somnic Grubspritz is fizzy, chaotic, and a little feral—just like someone who says “i am a grub and i live in the soil....” and also identifies as a wizard in their bio. Cloudy hard apple cider gives it an earthy, playful base for the self-described soil-dweller, while blood orange liqueur nods to absurdist bits like “what if it was called cellephone and it was orange”. Matcha syrup adds a thoughtful, slightly bitter depth for the person planning streams to discuss ethics and philosophy in “during this stream i will be discussing random ethical and philosophical ideas”. A splash of energy drink captures the unhinged gamer-streamer grind of “SOLAR SKIRMISH!!! i am a chud” and twelve-hour New Year’s streams like “I INTEND ON DOING A TWELVE HOUR STREAM FOR THIS NEW YEARS!!!”. Finally, the charcoal sugar rim represents the dramatic, slightly cursed edge of lines like “god, please smite that guy thank you” and “it is within the depths of despair that i have once more found true hope. i will not stop. for him...”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show strong emphasis on community, loyalty, and kindness, which are core Hufflepuff traits. They celebrate and uplift friends and collaborators, like when they proudly showcase art made for them and credit the artist: “goodbye kona and cheese startecg banner... HELLO CONSOLE BANNER!! made by the expertly wondrous @LarkfuI” and when they gush about other creators: “wemmbu heard people complaining about his upload schedule and decided never again absolute goat i love you wemmbu”. They invest a lot of effort into making others feel appreciated, as seen in their New Year’s thread where they spend hours writing thank-yous: “4 hours behind schedule on posting a new years thing because i've been typing my thank yous to everyone i can think of for the past two hours” and follow it with a heartfelt message “for those that i love”: “for those of you who made this year a joy; for those of you from just a small little idiot; for those that i love. happy new years.”. They also show a cooperative, fair-minded spirit in multiplayer contexts, describing themselves as “the best admins ever” with others rather than centering themselves: “we're the best admins ever”, and they frame even competitive or chaotic events around shared fun and camaraderie, like their long Flow SMP and Aviecraft hangouts: “6.5 hour flow hangout i'm lightheaded feeling incredibly sick and so joyous”. While they’re witty and creative (Ravenclaw-adjacent) in posts like “what if it was called cellephone and it was orange”, the dominant throughline is devotion to friends, community-building, and a kind of earnest, hard-working care for others—classic Hufflepuff energy.

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A well‑known song that fits them best is Welcome to the Internet by Bo Burnham, because it captures their chaotic, hyper-online, bit-heavy personality and humor. Their timeline is a rapid-fire swirl of inside jokes and absurdity, like “what if it was called cellephone and it was orange” and “having fun eating my phone right now i really am such a single celled organism”, mirroring the song’s barrage of bizarre internet content. They’re deeply embedded in niche Minecraft/creator spheres, tweeting about servers and events like “this aviecraft shit gets SERIOUS” and “MINECRAFT'S MANIPULATION KING HAS RETURNED”, which aligns with the song’s theme of living fully inside online culture. At the same time, there’s an undercurrent of sincerity and reflection, shown in things like their long New Year thank-you note “for those of you who made this year a joy…” and the thoughtful philosophy stream invite “i will be discussing random ethical and philosophical ideas, and i want YOU to contribute some!”, echoing the song’s shift from playful chaos to more serious commentary. Their self-aware, meta jokes such as “hey guys... i know this is a lot to suddenly put on all of you but, i have to be honest with all of you and myself. as of today, i'm coming out as a mineimator user.” fit right in with Bo Burnham’s ironic yet earnest style, making this song a strong thematic match.

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