Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate Fan: Frequently gushes about movies, games, and music, like calling The Suicide Squad a film they could watch forever in “I could watch The Suicide Squad for the rest of my life and never get sick of it”.
- Supportive Ally: Speaks clearly against prejudice, e.g. calling out biphobia in “Crazy how common it is to see Biphobia these days if you do that shit ur weird and corny asf”.
- Enthusiastic Creative: Enjoys making and sharing things, like late‑night creations in “I love making random stuff right before bed”.
- Emotionally Honest: Open about feelings, from being moved by films in “If I had a nickel every time I cried watching a Brendan Fraser film I would have 2 nickels” to bad days in “Today wasn’t that great but that doesn’t mean tomorrow won’t be”.
- Community Oriented: Engages with friends and fandoms, e.g. offering codes only to mutuals in “Which oomfs need a 2XKO code and when i say oomfs i mean oomfs only” and sharing FGC/EVO hype in “EVO twitch chat is scientifically proven to reduce brain cells youve been warned”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh Language: Uses aggressive phrasing that can come off abrasive, like “if you do that shit ur weird and corny asf” and “i should be allowed to blow up one person of my choosing with my mind once a year”.
- Public Frustration: Vents strongly online about conflicts and disappointments, such as feeling betrayed in “Isn't it awesome when you get blocked by someone you've been there for…with 0 explanation as to why” and raging at Riot in “I DONT WANNA PLAY 2XKO RIOT”.
- Self‑Critical: Puts themself down or implies low mood, like “i think ive lost my whimsy” and joking about being “cooked” in “chat am i cooked”.
- Impulsive Posting: Tweets intense reactions in the moment, from demanding announcements in “GEOFF YOU GOT ONE MORE ANNOUNCEMENT PLEASE BRO” to exasperation at long games in “18 innings im good goodnight”.
- Negativity Bias: Focuses on annoyances or disappointments in several posts, like ranting about bad game sessions in “hop on dbd…hop on minecraft…hop on overwatch 2…maybe i shouldnt be playing games today” and a messed‑up comic pull in “Out of all the weeks my comic shop couldve fucked up…”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The mix of chaotic hobbies, impulsive enthusiasm, and genuine heart most closely matches Homer Simpson. Like Homer, they throw themselves fully into whatever they love—movies, comics, music, and games—gushing about films like “I could watch The Suicide Squad for the rest of my life and never get sick of it” and events like “Went to the MGS Delta Pop Up and got to play the game early...I am so excited for this games release.” They have a chaotic, self-deprecating sense of humor, seen in posts like “how tf do you drink coffee without burning yourself this stuff hurts” and “hop on dbd... hop on minecraft... hop on overwatch 2... maybe i shouldnt be playing games today”, which feels very Homer in its comic frustration with everyday life. At the same time, there’s a clear emotional core and strong moral streak, calling out bigotry in “Crazy how common it is to see Biphobia these days if you do that shit ur weird and corny asf” and expressing hurt in “Isn't it awesome when you get blocked by someone you've been there for...with 0 explanation as to why”. Their love of goofy fun (fighting games, memes, Halloween candy debates) combined with bursts of sincerity and devotion to their favorite media makes them feel like a modern, online Homer: clumsy and loud, but ultimately kind-hearted and passionate.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: their feed centers on solitary enjoyment of films, games, music, and comics, like repeatedly posting Now Watching updates such as “Now Watching” and reflecting on long solo viewing experiences like “best 4 hours and 35 minutes of my life”, rather than describing big social outings or parties. They seem more Intuitive than Sensing, often framing things in emotional or imaginative terms—calling a movie “psychotic and poetic 10/10” and describing a show as “such a visually stunning show with incredible effects and intense scenes”, focusing on mood, symbolism, and overall vibes rather than practical details. Their values-driven, empathetic tone points to Feeling: they call out prejudice in tweets like “Crazy how common it is to see Biphobia these days if you do that shit ur weird and corny asf” and criticize harmful platforming in “People focused on the fact that Asta is being platformed... its honestly pathetic”, grounding their opinions in ethics and concern for marginalized groups. Finally, they read as more Perceiving than Judging: their timeline is full of spontaneous, in-the-moment reactions like “i should be allowed to blow up one person of my choosing with my mind once a year” and gaming mishap rants like “hop on dbd... maybe i shouldnt be playing games today”, with little evidence of structured planning or rigid scheduling. Taken together—introverted media immersion, imaginative and emotional language, strong personal values, and a go-with-the-flow lifestyle—INFP fits them best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You say you’ll ‘command grab’ me in your bio, but judging by how hard you cried at Brendan Fraser movies and Frankenstein, I think the real mixup is that you’re secretly a grappler with plus frames in feelings.
- You watching The Suicide Squad on loop, loving Peacemaker, and calling The Batman will-what has me thinking… if we were a DC project together, we’d easily be your new ‘peak fiction’ double feature.
- You tweet about losing your whimsy, getting blocked for no reason, and bad days at the comic shop—but you still find joy in Moon Knight, Martian Manhunter, and Alex Ross covers. That kind of resilience is honestly way more attractive than any thirst post.
- Since you love Steely Dan, Tame Impala, Katamari Damacy, and Gorillaz with ‘no bad albums,’ I’m starting to think your taste is flawless—so clearly the logical next step is you adding me to your rotation and seeing if I fit the discography.
- You survived 18 innings of baseball, 4 hours 35 minutes of cinema bliss, cursed EVO Twitch chat, Silent Hill puzzles, and Deadlock gen-rush gaming nights—so be honest, would going out with me be an S-rank joyride or just another fun chaotic film in your marathon?
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FGC enjoyer, movie & comic nerd, Steely Dan apologist. Once survived 18 innings and a 4.5-hour cut in the same week.– @SmallzRulez
Your signature cocktail
Command Grab Highball
This drink starts with Japanese whisky for their love of games and anime like JJBA and Silent Hill, and that competitive FGC edge from their bio “will command grab you”. A layer of strawberry milkshake syrup nods to their softness and comfort-food vibes, inspired by their favorites list: “Fav drink Strawberry Milkshakes” and cozy movie nights like “I could watch The Suicide Squad for the rest of my life and never get sick of it”. A hit of cold brew coffee captures their late-night energy and gaming marathons, like “first puzzle in Silent Hill f got me looking like this” and surviving 18 innings: “18 innings im good goodnight”. The Indian mango-chili shrub represents their weak-but-willing spice tolerance: “Ordered some Indian food and got reminded of how weak my spice tolerance is”, adding sweet heat that sneaks up on you like a mix-up. Topped with fizzy soda water for bubbly, chaotic joy—fitting their film takes like “fun chaotic joyride of a film” and their hype for music and comics such as “DEADBEAT IS SO GOOD 10/10 GLORY TO TAME IMPALA” and “Jed MacKAY does it again Nova: Centurion is peak fiction”. Overall it’s strong but playful, sweet with a kick, and just experimental enough to match someone who tweets “More people should listen to Steely Dan” while grinding fighting games and crying at Brendan Fraser movies.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently show a warm, loyal, and community‑oriented vibe that fits Hufflepuff best. They clearly care about friends and shared experiences in games, joking about bad gaming nights but still valuing playing with pals, like when they say they "forgot how fun dbd is with pals" even though their friends "keep body blocking" them (“i forgot how fun dbd is with pals but my glorpshit friends keep body blocking me”). There’s a strong sense of fairness and calling out hurtful behavior, such as their blunt stance on biphobia: “Crazy how common it is to see Biphobia these days if you do that shit ur weird and corny asf”. They also show emotional loyalty and being there for others, which makes it sting when that loyalty isn’t returned, as seen in “Isn't it awesome when you get blocked by someone you've been there for, helped out, and listened to multiple times with 0 explanation as to why”. Even when they’ve had a rough day, their attitude leans optimistic and encouraging—“Today wasn’t that great but that doesn’t mean tomorrow won’t be”—which reflects the perseverance and gentle kindness characteristic of Hufflepuff more than the sharper ambition of Slytherin or the showy bravery of Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Deacon Blues - Steely Dan
A Steely Dan track fits them perfectly, and Deacon Blues in particular captures that mix of introspective melancholy, niche passion, and self-aware humor they show online. Their timeline is soaked in Steely Dan love, from saying “This Steely Dan shit is not a game to me” to insisting “More people should listen to Steely Dan” and putting the band at the top of both their "8 artists" and "15 artists" lists. The song’s vibe of being happily offbeat and living in your own lane fits someone who’s deep into fighting games, comics, and cult-favorite media, from being hyped about Metal Gear Solid Delta and a Foxhound pin (“Went to the MGS Delta Pop Up and got to play the game early”) to joyfully declaring “Christmas rocks”. Lyrically, Deacon Blues is about embracing being a bit of an outsider but doing it with style, which matches their mix of sardonic humor (“EVO twitch chat is scientifically proven to reduce brain cells”) and sincere enthusiasm for the stuff they love. It’s reflective, jazz-infused, and quietly defiant—just like a person who can say “Today wasn’t that great but that doesn’t mean tomorrow won’t be” while still geeking out over comics, movies, and music.
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