Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Analytical: Critically breaks down games and systems, like matchup analysis in Rivals 2 in “I often wonder how my experience differs so much with other kraggs where fleet is not considered his worst matchup easily.” and commentary on rule enforcement in “Once again leaving the enforcement of this rule up to players on a top 8 stage or whatever is a joke.”
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecation and absurdity, e.g. “Me and bordi came back to go 0 2 in Arcadian dubs, it really is over” and the McGriddle hack in “If you want a sausage mcgriddle you can get a chicken mcgriddle and sausage biscuit together for cheaper…”.
- Community-minded: Engages with gaming communities, critiques clout-chasing in “The smash community being based on Twitter has done irreparable damage to young people.” and runs things like fantasy leagues in “Got a couple slots in a fantasy football league filled with smash players dm or reply for info if you're interested.”.
- Curious: Open to learning and ideas, asking for philosophy recommendations in “Anyone have any suggestions for philosophy readings? No restrictions” and proposing an AI-detection site in “Need a website where you guess if a video is AI or not and it has a ranked ladder”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes own habits and flaws, like tilt in rivals in “I also get this mad when I lose in rivals but my writing skills are worse so I just say bad words” and procrastination dynamics in “Past me is always fucking with my shit but I can't retaliate against him so I'm always taking it out on future me.”.
Weaknesses:
- Cynical: Often frames topics with strong negativity, calling the country a joke in “This country is a fucking joke” and labeling an entire group as “the worst people alive” in “The worst people alive who have also never watched tennis are hyped for this”.
- Harshly-critical: Tends to dismiss people or content outright, e.g. interaction-bait criticism in “Possibly true but posting shit like this with no elaboration is pure interaction bait, why does everyone do this shit” and calling a coach “Corniest most performative coach in the league Jesus Christ” in this tweet.
- Profanity-heavy: Relies on strong language as default expression, like “fuck you have to open the image guys” and “We will be streaking naked through town or killing ourselves no in between.”, which can alienate some audiences.
- Doomerish: Frequently expresses “it’s over” or despair framing, such as travel issues in “If my fucking flight gets delayed again I'm realistically gonna do nothing but I might qt this with 'it's over'” and nerf complaints in “At some point they're gonna stop nerfing shit right”.
- Online-jaded: Shows frustration and burnout with platforms and communities, e.g. “Got a get off this app but my team is all gone from work wtf am I supposed to do” and “Even the official NFL account is posting dogshit interaction bait now 💔”, which can reinforce a negative mindset.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The mix of sports obsession, self-deprecating humor, and impulsive frustration lines up closest with Homer Simpson. They swing between overconfident hype and despair in a very Homer way, like talking about Packers games with lines such as “Packers bears week, insane juice on this one. We will be streaking naked through town or killing ourselves no in between.” and complaining about travel with “If my fucking flight gets delayed again I'm realistically gonna do nothing but I might qt this with 'it's over'”. The tone is often cranky and exaggerated but ultimately playful, as in “Lifetime ive probably lost like 500 elo from rivals 2 loading me into ranked with keyboard controls set for no reason with no way to change back” and “buy procon 2 it doesnt work on switch 1 or steam after many months it works on steam they disable it on steam $80 well spent”. Like Homer, they love simple pleasures—games, football, fast food hacks such as “If you want a sausage mcgriddle you can get a chicken mcgriddle and sausage biscuit together for cheaper and just switch the meats, save 41 cents and have a bonus chicken biscuit.”—and regularly rant about how "this country/app/game is a joke" while still clearly enjoying the chaos. Underneath the sarcasm, there’s a kind of lazy honesty and reluctant self-awareness (e.g., “Past me is always fucking with my shit but I can't retaliate against him so I'm always taking it out on future me.”), which feels very much like Homer trying and failing to be a slightly better version of himself.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They lean Introvert: most posts are about solo hobbies like RuneScape, TFT, reading, and grinding rivals ranked, and even when traveling they narrate internally rather than socially (e.g., the entire Germany delay saga like “On my trip to Germany I had a flight delay on the way there and had to rebook…”). The account feels more like commentary than socializing; even their local-scene mentions (Arcadian dubs, esports program) are reported dryly, not as hyped group experiences, such as “Me and bordi came back to go 0 2 in Arcadian dubs, it really is over”. They read as iNtuitive because they constantly zoom out from specific incidents to general patterns or meta-takes: criticizing interaction-bait formats in general like “posting shit like this with no elaboration is pure interaction bait, why does everyone do this shit”, or turning a single controller issue into a broader principle of design and incentives in games as in “Match quality on r2 online has gotten so bad. I wonder if its just impossible to make a platform fighter where people are incentivized enough to play not super lame.”. Their style is strongly Thinking: they are blunt, argumentative, and critique reasoning rather than cushioning feelings, e.g. “Everyone in the comments: Don’t listen to the haters!... People so eager to brown nose” and “Reminder that if you make a post where you claim to hold the single secret of why Japan is better than NA in smash I’ll probably mute you unless I really like you or you make a really compelling argument.”. Finally, they look more Perceiving than Judging: they complain about chaos from past/future selves like “Past me is always fucking with my shit but I can’t retaliate against him so I’m always taking it out on future me.”, joke about flight delays and going with whatever happens in the moment like “If my fucking flight gets delayed again I’m realistically gonna do nothing but I might qt this with ‘it’s over’”, and their gaming/grind habits (OSRS, rivals, fantasy leagues) are intense but not described as structured plans. The mix of abstract pattern-spotting, meta-critique of systems (game design, social media behavior, sports narratives), impersonal bluntness, and somewhat chaotic day-to-day management fits INTP better than neighboring types like INTP vs INTJ or ENTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can go 6–0 in fantasy leagues and still say ‘yeah I got a problem,’ then I volunteer to be your seventh league: high variance, bad decisions, but an elite sweat every Sunday.
- You talking about Kragg–Fleet like it’s the worst matchup, but honestly the real unwinnable MU is me vs. trying not to check your ranked screenshots and say, ‘wow, they were really moving different… can I queue with you sometime?’
- You survived delayed flights, cursed trains, German cold, police at 3 a.m., AND Procon 2 not working for $80—statistically speaking, you’ve earned at least one smooth flight and one disastrous first date with me. We can start with the date.
- You said Packers–Bears week means ‘streaking naked through town or killing ourselves no in between’—hear me out: third option, we hate‑watch the game together, scream at special teams, and then recover at Viet buffet on January 1 like it’s our shared tradition.
- You roast smash Twitter for clout-chasing and interaction bait, complain about keyboard controls griefing your elo, and still ask for philosophy recs—so what’s your stance on this: is it more moral to DI away from love, or should we just hold in and see where this combo goes?
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Platform fighters, TFT, NFL & trivia nerd. Once got caught stealing a Bakugan in Taiwan; now I just steal Elo and fantasy matchups from Arkansas.– @SmilebotAR
Your signature cocktail
The Ranked Queue Meltdown
This cocktail starts with Taiwanese oolong–infused gin to nod to being 🇺🇲 🇹🇼 and the mix of cultures and perspectives that shows up in everything from Germany trip complaints to Packers takes, like “Reminder that the United States of America is the greatest country on earth…”. Green apple liqueur brings a bright, tryhard energy that fits grinding rivals/TFT/OSRS and going 6–0 in fantasy, echoing posts like “Reaching levels of grind I haven't touched since the pandemic” and “6 0 in fantasy football leagues after week 1 yeah I got a problem ik”. Salty plum syrup adds a nostalgic, slightly sour note for the mix of self-aware salt and affection in tweets such as “I also get this mad when I lose in rivals but my writing skills are worse so I just say bad words” and “Coming back to smash old and washed is gonna be so fire when the next smash game drops in 2027”. A dash of Fernet represents the bitter, no-BS timeline commentary on clout-chasing and interaction bait, like “The smash community being based on Twitter has done irreparable damage to young people” and “Even the official NFL account is posting dogshit interaction bait now 💔”. It’s all topped with fizzy yuzu soda for the chaotic, punchy humor and travel/IRL anecdotes—perfect for someone who can go from “Packers bears week, insane juice on this one” to “On my trip to Germany I had a flight delay… just end my suffering already” in the same feed.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
This account’s strongest throughline is curiosity and analytical thinking rather than pure competitiveness or sentimentality. They explicitly seek out intellectual material, e.g. asking for philosophy recommendations in “Anyone have any suggestions for philosophy readings? No restrictions”, and they enjoy trivia and books per their bio, which aligns with a Ravenclaw-style love of learning. Their tweets often dissect systems or ideas instead of just reacting emotionally: for example, they analyze tournament rule enforcement in “Once again leaving the enforcement of this rule up to players on a top 8 stage or whatever is a joke.” and criticize interaction-bait posts as low-effort in “Possibly true but posting shit like this with no elaboration is pure interaction bait, why does everyone do this shit”. They also think in probabilistic/structural terms, like discussing luck in competitive games in “Chess has very little luck compared to most things but no competition is without luck” and commenting on distributions in “Solid normal distribution good job guys”. The dry, somewhat sardonic wit in posts such as “Need a website where you guess if a video is AI or not and it has a ranked ladder” further underscores a Ravenclaw flavor: clever ideas, meta-commentary on systems, and intellectual playfulness over overt ambition or moral grandstanding.
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All Star - Smash Mouth
A chaotic, extremely online gamer who bounces between platform fighters, TFT, RuneScape, sports, and travel fits the irreverent, never-take-it-too-seriously vibe of All Star. They constantly turn annoyances into jokes, like complaining about controllers and patches with, “buy procon 2 it doesnt work on switch 1 or steam after many months it works on steam they disable it on steam $80 well spent” and “At some point they're gonna stop nerfing shit right”. Their life has that "the hits keep coming and they don't stop coming" energy, from travel disasters (“On my trip to Germany I had a flight delay... now I'm sick, just end my suffering already”) to endlessly suffering through sports fandom (“Packers bears week, insane juice on this one. We will be streaking naked through town or killing ourselves no in between.”). Despite the complaints, there's a playful, self-aware optimism: they still come back to games and scenes they call washed or doomed, like “Coming back to smash old and washed is gonna be so fire when the next smash game drops in 2027”. That mix of sarcasm, perseverance, and being the guy who keeps queueing up for one more game feels perfectly captured by an upbeat, slightly memeified anthem like All Star.
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