Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Devoted: Consistently expresses deep love and commitment to John Doe, e.g. anniversary posts like “♥️ Happy 2 Years, My Love ♥️” and year recaps like “2025 Year recap… i love Doe”.
- Creative: Regularly draws, redesigns, and commissions art of their yousona and Doe, such as “Fem Doe cuz I love my beautiful wife 🥰” and “One too many people said my yousona looked like a child so I redesigned her ☺️”.
- Communicative: Openly shares thoughts and feelings, and invites interaction via things like “Ask them questions? ☺️ I wanna interact with ya’ll!” and posting their Strawpage link for others to read.
- Boundary-aware: Clearly states comfort limits and redirects NSFW talk to a separate account in posts like “I’d like to clarify that I’m not against sexual content… but when it’s the very first thing someone says to me, that’s weird to me.”.
- Self-reflective: Frequently reflects on personal growth and challenges, such as acknowledging improvement from love in “Apparently falling in love will motivate you to improve. It did for me anyways 🥰” and noting outdated art in “Note to self: I gotta redo this cuz I did it like two years ago and my original is outdated lol”.
Weaknesses:
- Rejection-sensitive: Directly mentions RSD and how small interactions affect them in “Everything is setting off my RSD lately… my depression has been super bad too”, showing emotional pain tied to perceived rejection.
- Socially anxious: Describes struggling with social cues and worrying about annoying others in “One of my least favorite parts about being autistic is very frequently missing social cues/being incredibly awkward and over talkative…”.
- Self-critical: Tends to judge themselves harshly, like calling their posts ‘whining’ in “(I’ll stop whining on main now sorry ya’ll)” and expressing dread about aging in multiple birthday posts such as “I still don’t wanna be 30…. 🥲”.
- Boundary-stressed: Feels worn down when people ignore their stated boundaries, evident in “Could you all like, maybe read my strawpage before interacting with me please? 😅 … when my boundaries are constantly being ignored, it starts to get irritating.”.
- Emotionally overwhelmed: Reports being mentally and physically overwhelmed and asking for support in “Mentally and physically struggling so much at this point… If anyone wants to say nice things I’d appreciate it lots 🫶🏼” and struggling with a new diagnosis in “Really struggling with a diagnosis I got recently. My whole life has to change…”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa Simpson fits best because she’s thoughtful, introspective, and intensely passionate about her interests, much like this user’s deep, focused love for John Doe and their fandom. The user openly discusses mental health and neurodivergence, such as being autistic and struggling with social cues, in a reflective way that mirrors Lisa’s self-awareness and sensitivity, for example when they write about how missing social cues makes them feel bad about being "over talkative" and "annoying" in a tweet like “One of my least favorite parts about being autistic is very frequently missing social cues…”. Lisa often pours her whole heart into causes or people she loves, much like this user’s ongoing, earnest devotion to John Doe, demonstrated in posts like “2025 Year recap January: i love Doe February: i love Doe March: i love Doe…” and “1 year and 10 months with Doe. ♥️ Believe me when I tell you…. Doe is best thing that’s ever happened to me 🥰”. They also show creativity and artistic dedication through constant fanart and redesigns, similar to Lisa’s drive in music and academics, as seen in tweets like “Doe, my muse ♥️ ~ #johndoe #johndoegame #johndoefanart” and “One too many people said my yousona looked like a child so I redesigned her ☺️”. Like Lisa, they balance vulnerability and earnestness with a strong sense of personal boundaries and principles, shown when they clarify comfort levels around NSFW interaction in posts such as “I’d like to clarify that I’m not against sexual content… but when it’s the very first thing someone says to me, that’s weird to me. I don’t know you like that.”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: much of their joy centers on an internal fantasy relationship and solitary hyperfixations (John Doe, specific songs), and they explicitly ask people to read their boundaries before interacting, e.g. “Could you all like, maybe read my strawpage before interacting with me please? 😅 I don’t like to be rude about things but when my boundaries are constantly being ignored, it starts to get irritating.”. They seem Intuitive rather than strictly Sensing: their timeline is full of inner-world imaginings and symbolism, such as romanticized dreams and scenarios like “I dreamt of mine and Doe’s first kiss actually… We were hanging out in my room, cuddled up (ya know; as friends do)… It was in fact reciprocated 🥰” and playful abstract text art about loving John Doe. Their communication style is strongly Feeling: they are emotionally expressive, relationship-focused, and set boundaries through values rather than detached logic, e.g. “I’d like to clarify that I’m not against sexual content… but when it’s the very first thing someone says to me, that’s weird to me. I don’t know you like that. You don’t know me like that.” and their repeated affirmations like “1 year and 10 months with the love of my life 🥰 I love you so much, John Doe ♥️”. They lean Perceiving over Judging: although they celebrate dates and anniversaries, their posts show more spontaneous, present-moment sharing than structured planning, like casually deciding on a giveaway end date in “I’ve decided this ends on Valentine’s Day btw ☺️” and frequently posting in reaction to their current mood or sudden ideas (e.g. “I should draw this”). Taken together, a highly emotional inner fantasy life, idealized romance, value-driven boundaries, and a somewhat unstructured, feelings-led way of interacting with others align most closely with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep saying 2024 was when you and Doe had your first kiss, but I think 2026 is when I caught feelings—for the autistic goth Latina who redesigned her yousona because she ‘looked like a child’ and somehow just made herself even hotter.
- So you’re bringing a Doe plush when you meet Weird Al because he’s Doe’s voice claim… if I show up as your plus-one, do I get to be your IRL voice claim for all those ‘I love you, John Doe’ posts? I promise I can hit every line from ‘Do I Creep You Out’ on command.
- You joked that 2025 was just ‘January: I love Doe, February: I love Doe…’ — if you ever want to diversify your schedule, I’m available to pencil in a recurring event called ‘Ezzie feels genuinely cherished by someone who actually read their strawpage.’
- You imagined checking your blood sugar and Doe immediately kissing the spot you pricked; as a potential partner, I respectfully offer an upgrade: I’ll help you manage the diabetes, then kiss your finger, your forehead, and your worries in that exact order.
- You turned on your PC and called Doe your ‘gorgeous girlfriend,’ designed a custom Doe cursor, and even your TV is rebooting out of jealousy over ‘Mittens’—if you ever need a break from fictional boyfriends, I’m just saying: I come with real eyebrows, a working jacket, and I’d never leave you alone sick on your birthday.
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Your new Twitter bio
Ezzie • 30 • autistic artist & chronic daydreamer • perpetually sketching John Doe, quoting Weird Al, and fixing my strawpage instead of sleeping– @smilehoya1995
Your signature cocktail
♥️ Doe-ble Shot of Ezzie ♥️
This cocktail is sweet, effervescent, and a little intense—just like someone who writes “2025 Year recap January: i love Doe February: i love Doe ... December: i love Doe” and “I ♥️ Doe ~ #johndoe #johndoegame #yumetwt #yumeship”. The blackberry lemonade vodka reflects their love of water and lemonade from “fav drink: water & lemonade”, but adds a stronger kick for their intense yume devotion. Sparkling water with lemon captures their bubbly, eager-to-interact side in posts like “Ask them questions? ☺️ I wanna interact with ya’ll! 😃♥️”. The red grenadine that sinks to the bottom represents the deep, sometimes overwhelming feelings they share in tweets like “Mentally and physically struggling so much at this point… If anyone wants to say nice things I’d appreciate it lots 🫶🏼”. The purple rock candy stirrer nods to their goth, purple-loving aesthetic from “fav colors: red, black, purple” and all their lovingly dramatic Doe art like “Doe, my muse ♥️ ~ #johndoe #johndoegame #johndoefanart”. The glittery sugar rim is for the celebratory, romantic milestones they obsess over, such as “1 year and 10 months with the love of my life 🥰 I love you so much, John Doe ♥️” and “♥️ Happy 2 Years, My Love ♥️”, making this drink a sparkling toast to their Doe-filled heart.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their defining traits are loyalty, devotion, and care for others, which align strongly with Hufflepuff. The most obvious loyalty is their unwavering, tender fixation on John Doe; their entire timeline is saturated with affection, like “2025 Year recap January: i love Doe February: i love Doe … December: i love Doe” and “1 year and 10 months with Doe. ♥️ Believe me when I tell you…. Doe is best thing that’s ever happened to me 🥰”. They also go out of their way to be kind and supportive to others, thanking artists and mutuals repeatedly, such as “Thank you so very much @erizoenby 🫶🏼” and “I like your yousona. I hope I did her justice! ☺️♥️ @Atomi1609”. When setting boundaries, they do it from a place of fairness and respect rather than hostility, e.g. “I’d like to clarify that I’m not against sexual content or talk… but when it’s the very first thing someone says to me, that’s weird to me. I don’t know you like that. You don’t know me like that.” and “Could you all like, maybe read my strawpage before interacting with me please? 😅 I don’t like to be rude about things but when my boundaries are constantly being ignored, it starts to get irritating.”. Even while struggling with mental and physical health, they frame their needs gently and invite warmth from others, as in “If anyone wants to say nice things I’d appreciate it lots 🫶🏼”, which reflects emotional vulnerability and trust. Overall, the combination of steadfast devotion, gentleness, and emphasis on mutual care makes Hufflepuff the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
Mittens - Frank Turner
The song that best suits them is clearly Mittens by Frank Turner, because they are openly and repeatedly obsessed with it and tie it directly to their feelings for John Doe. They reference it multiple times, like when they say “Hahaha Mittens by Frank Turner haha” and when they simply caption a post “Mittens by Frank Turner”, signaling that the song is emotionally significant rather than just background music. Thematically, Mittens is about intense, consuming affection and the ache of attachment, which mirrors how they describe Doe as their soulmate and life-changer, for example: “Doe is best thing that’s ever happened to me 🥰”. Their timeline is full of romantic devotion like “♥️ Happy 2 Years, My Love ♥️” and “1 year and 10 months with the love of my life 🥰 I love you so much, John Doe ♥️”, which aligns with the song’s heartfelt, longing tone. They even joke that their TV is tired of the song already, writing “I was listening to Mittens for the millionth time today and my TV rebooted. Even my own TV is sick of my obsession with this song 😭”, showing how central Mittens is to their daily emotional soundtrack and to how they frame their love for Doe.
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