Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Critical: Frequently questions NZ government policies, e.g., tweet on NZ aligning with US empire
- Investigative: Shares detailed documents like IPCA report and passport images
- Resourceful: Compiles multi‑image threads linking tickets, resumes, and official forms
- Persistent: Continues to expose police misconduct over many months
- Networked: Engages with other accounts, retweets, and links to external outlets such as Exit from AFFCO
Weaknesses:
- Conspiracy-prone: Links Mossad, CIA, Epstein and AUKUS narratives without solid evidence
- Polarizing: Uses hostile language toward groups, e.g., calling NZ a ‘white empire’
- Sensationalist: Exaggerates claims like ‘NZ police are fundamentally rotten institution’
- Disorganized: Mixes unrelated memes, pop‑culture references, and inconsistent formatting
- Hostile: Employs aggressive phrasing, e.g., ‘the long white babylon shall fall’
Your Simpsons character
Mr. Burns
Mr. Burns is the archetypal corporate overlord who manipulates governments, militarizes nations, and hides his agenda behind secrecy, which matches the user’s focus on hidden power structures. The user’s tweet that 'rocket lab is only but one of the many players turning NZ into a substantial military target locked into the US empire' mirrors Burns’s world‑domination schemes. Their criticism of the NZ police as 'a fundamentally rotten institution' and the government’s UN abstention echoes Burns’s contempt for democratic institutions. The repeated references to AUKUS, Mossad, and the apocalyptic line 'the long white babylon shall fall' reflect the same grand‑scale conspiratorial thinking that drives Mr. Burns’s plots. Finally, the self‑identification as a 'Kill List Survivor' and obsession with secret dossiers parallels Burns’s habit of keeping hidden 'kill lists' on his enemies.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
The user’s communication is inward‑focused, often reflecting personal guilt or introspection rather than seeking external interaction, as seen in "i’m sorry, i guess it was going to come out eventually. i betrayed all of the trust you all have put in me. i will be walking into the tasman sea harold holt style". They rely heavily on intuition, connecting disparate events into broad conspiratorial narratives, e.g., "the entire justification of the GWOT security state that has been constructed in the wake of 9/11 is that the state has extraordinary powers to prevent terrorism" and "Part 2 of EXIT FROM AFFCO's Mossad & New Zealand series". Their decision‑making is driven by logical analysis and critical evaluation of institutions, illustrated by "the NZ police are a fundamentally rotten institution and no “reform” or “investigation” stops this from happening". Finally, they exhibit a judging preference by organizing content into structured series and milestones, such as "thank you all for 2000 followers. the long white babylon shall fall" and consistently releasing multi‑part investigations. This combination of introverted, intuitive, thinking, and judging traits aligns with the INTJ type.
Some pickup lines for you
- If we were a Rocket Lab launch, you'd be the payload that makes my heart reach orbit—ready for a mission to the stars over Aotearoa?
- I might not be a Mossad agent, but I can infiltrate your inbox and steal a kiss—consider it an EXIT FROM AFFCO operation for love.
- Let's skip the NZ police cover‑ups and investigate the mystery of why your smile makes my pulse go rogue.
- If the NZ government abstains from voting against love, I'll cast my vote for us—no UN veto can stop this coalition.
- Your tweets about the long white Babylon falling inspire me—let's build a new empire together, one where your laugh is the anthem.
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Your new Twitter bio
NZ political sleuth & former yacht deckhand. I chase hidden ties from passport finds to foreign policy, all with a coffee and a dash of dark humor.– @smithkstead
Your signature cocktail
The Kiwi Conspiracy
The name "The Kiwi Conspiracy" captures @smithkstead’s relentless focus on hidden power struggles in New Zealand, echoing their tweet that "rocket lab is only but one of the many players turning NZ into a substantial military target locked into the US empire". The smoky New Zealand whisky base mirrors the “fundamentally rotten institution” they decry, as they wrote "the NZ police are a fundamentally rotten institution and no “reform” or “investigation” stops this from happening". Manuka honey adds a uniquely Kiwi sweetness that is twisted by the bitter Campari, a nod to the ominous warning "the long white babylon shall fall" they posted after reaching 2000 followers. A splash of pomegranate liqueur and a sea‑salt rim recall the “Mossad & New Zealand” intrigue and the haunting line "the ocean calls me", tying together the foreign‑spy, maritime, and conspiratorial flavors that dominate their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
The user repeatedly calls out powerful institutions despite potential backlash, showing the courage typical of Gryffindor. For example, they write, "the NZ police are a fundamentally rotten institution and no “reform” or “investigation” stops this from happening. didn’t work the last 11 times". They also admit personal sacrifice, saying, "i’m sorry, i guess it was going to come out eventually. i betrayed all of the trust you all have put in me. i will be walking into the tasman sea harold holt style". Their willingness to confront foreign policy is evident in, "with very little pushback or attention, NZ's foreign and military policy is rapidly aligning with the new military alliance the US is building against china". This pattern of daring confrontation over personal gain aligns most closely with Gryffindor.
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Killing in the Name - Rage Against the Machine
The user repeatedly denounces the New Zealand police, writing “the NZ police are a fundamentally rotten institution and no “reform” or “investigation” stops this from happening” (tweet). They also call out government complicity, noting “the NZ government has just abstained from a UN vote calling the israeli occupation of golan heights illegal for the first time ever since occupation started in 1954” (tweet) and proclaim “the long white babylon shall fall” (tweet). These themes of police oppression, systemic corruption, and a call to resist authority echo the angry defiance of Rage Against the Machine’s “Killing in the Name,” whose chorus repeats “Some of those that work for the police are the same…” and urges listeners to “fight back.” The song’s raw, confrontational tone matches the user’s relentless exposure of conspiracies and the desire to “fight the power” in a world they view as dominated by hidden agendas and empire. Consequently, “Killing in the Name” captures the user’s anti‑establishment, whistle‑blowing persona.
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