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Your Simpsons character
Port's sarcastic, pop-culture-heavy humor aligns well with Comic Book Guy. Like Port, Comic Book Guy is known for his sharp wit and deep knowledge of niche topics, such as when Port critiques 'The Joker (2019)' or makes a joke about 'Arrakis' from Dune. Both have a love for absurd and geeky humor, evident in tweets like 'Hate when Ender’s Game happens to me.' They would likely bond over their shared love of media and their ability to find humor in the absurd.

Your MBTI personality Type
Port demonstrates the traits of an INTP: introverted, intuitive, thinking, and perceiving. Their introspective and analytical nature is evident in tweets like 'What possible value does this provide? How does this enrich human life?' Their love for intellectual pursuits, as seen in 'Apropos the tea app and waves glasses, great time to reread The Every by Dave Eggers,' reflects their intuitive and curious mind. Their sharp wit and ability to find humor in the absurd, such as 'Arrakis is the prime example of a walkable community,' align with the INTP's creative and unconventional thinking.

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Cultural critic with a penchant for absurd humor and global politics. A mix of Dune, Ender's Game, and dad jokes. 10 years on Twitter and still going strong. Based in the US of A. 🌍✌️– @smkmnstr

Your signature cocktail
The 'Absurdist Martini' captures Port's love for the surreal and the sophisticated. The vodka and vermouth base reflect their sharp and classic wit, while the absinthe adds a touch of the unexpected, much like their tweet 'Arrakis is the prime example of a walkable community.' The edible gold flakes nod to their commentary on wealth and consumerism, as seen in 'Poor Jeff Bezos, left with only the GDP of Bolivia to assuage his sorrows over his divorce.' It's a drink that's as thought-provoking and layered as their tweets.

Your Hogwarts House
Port fits the Ravenclaw house due to their intellectual curiosity, wit, and love for culture and knowledge. Their tweet 'Apropos the tea app and waves glasses, great time to reread The Every by Dave Eggers' shows a love for learning and literature. Their sharp observations on global politics and society, such as 'The Beirut port explosion underscores how destructive even conventional explosives are,' align with Ravenclaw's values of wisdom and insight. Their humor and creativity also reflect the unique and unconventional traits of this house.

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This punk rock anthem by Green Day matches Port's critical view of modern society and politics. Their tweet 'Surrendering its spot in global institutions, the US presidency is tearing down the norms based legal order it worked so hard to build' reflects a similar frustration with the state of the nation. Their sarcastic humor, as seen in 'Poor Jeff Bezos, left with only the GDP of Bolivia to assuage his sorrows over his divorce,' aligns with the rebellious spirit of the song. It's an anthem for someone questioning the status quo.

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