Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows deep emotional investment in Vasco and football, e.g. declaring love despite suffering in “mais uma temporada de sofrimento, eu te amo Clube de Regatas Vasco da Gama”.
- Humorous sarcasm: Uses irony and jokes in rivalries and sports talk, like mocking titles in “'Mundial'” and playful digs in “calma ai filhos da série C, vcs tiveram a proeza de tirar a virginidade do virgem das americas”.
- Loyal supporter: Consistently defends Vasco and its idols, as in “fala direito dele fdp, Roberto Dinamite, maior que todos” and constant references to Clube de Regatas Vasco da Gama.
- Engaged commentator: Actively reacts to news, transfers, and refereeing, offering opinions like in “'O clube entende que Hugo Moura e Tchê Tchê compõem o elenco...' desisto desse clube” and “isso aqui é informação, não opnião”.
- Culturally aware: References broader contexts (finance, politics of clubs, city issues) such as “corta pra sede do flamengo sendo no m² mais caro do Brasil” and “tiroteio ta sinistro em Nikiti”.
Weaknesses:
- Verbal aggression: Frequently uses insults and harsh profanity, e.g. “equatoriano filho da puta desgraçado... arrombado” and “esse drake maye eh um merda”.
- Hostile rivalries: Rival fans and players are attacked rather than debated, like “calma ai filhos da série C” and “filhos da puta, com medo do humilde da gama”.
- Violent rhetoric: Uses extreme phrases about self-harm and injury, such as “eu quero me matar” and “oq eu rezo todo dia pro paquetá quebrar a perna”.
- Impulsive reactions: Tweets show quick, emotionally charged responses to news (“desisto desse clube” in this complaint about volantes and immediate rage in “pqp ja n aguento mais esse time n”).
- Disrespectful tone: Dismisses people rather than their ideas, calling a journalist “filho da puta” in “meu sangue ferve com a desonesitade desse filho da puta que se diz jornalista” and mocking a psychologist coach as “psicologo maluco” in this tweet.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The user most closely matches Homer Simpson: deeply passionate about his team, impulsive, foul‑mouthed, and constantly swinging between devotion and despair. Like Homer with the Springfield Isotopes, he lives and dies with his club, saying things like “mais uma temporada de sofrimento, eu te amo Clube de Regatas Vasco da Gama” and still coming back for more. His outbursts and over-the-top rage mirror Homer’s melodrama, as in “pqp ja n aguento mais esse time n” and “esse drake maye eh um merda”. The dark, exaggerated self‑deprecation in tweets like “eu quero me matar, tem UM SOLDADO DA IDF NO CARGO DE TREINADOR DO MEU TIME” is very Homer: dramatic, unhealthy, but ultimately played for venting rather than genuine nihilism. At the same time, he shows a weirdly principled, loyal side—defending his club’s idols and history, such as “fala direito dele fdp, Roberto Dinamite, maior que todos”—which fits Homer’s blend of stupidity, heart, and fanatical loyalty.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly engage others directly (@-ing journalists, clubs, and fans) and thrive on public banter and reaction, e.g. openly taunting rivals in “calma ai filhos da série C, vcs tiveram a proeza de tirar a virginidade do virgem das americas” and loudly celebrating their club in “VASCO PORRA”. Their humor and commentary show Intuition over Sensing: they often use exaggeration, hypotheticals, and broader narratives about institutions and history instead of just concrete play‑by‑play, like “dependesse desses dois futebol seria que nem tennis no Brasil, reposicionamento historico que os urubus fizeram” and the sarcastic macro takes on finances in “n entendi pq o especialista de finanças do Clube de Regatas Vasco da Gama... me bloqueou”. They are clearly Thinking-oriented: their tone is cutting, analytical, and often confrontational rather than conciliatory, calling people “filho da puta” while dismantling arguments in “meu sangue ferve com a desonesitade desse filho da puta que se diz jornalista... e pior eh que a porra do time dele fez praticamente A MESMA COISA em 2013” and stating “isso aqui é informação, não opnião”. Finally, their style is chaotic and reactive rather than structured, signaling Perceiving: they swing between despair and jokes about wanting to “start the work 0/45” in “bem, começar os trabalhos por aqui 0/45”, live‑tweet emotional game moments like “acabei de elogiar e ele errou”, and frequently change targets of mockery on the fly. This mix of loud social engagement, sarcastic big‑picture riffing, argumentative logic, and improvisational, meme‑driven posting fits ENTP best. They resemble the archetypal provocative debater who enjoys conflict, irony, and turning football discourse into an ongoing game of ideas and trolling.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep saying you want to ‘me matar’ because of Vasco, but be honest: if we watched another season of Avenida Piton together, hand in hand, you’d at least want to live until the next clássico.
- You praying every day for Paquetá to break his leg is wild, but I respect the devotion—how about we redirect that energy into praying you break your single streak instead… starting with me?
- You talk about the ‘humilde da colina’ like it’s a curse, but the way you tweet Vasco vasco vasco on New Year’s Eve tells me you’re loyal as hell—and that’s exactly the kind of energy I’d like to sign on a long-term deal.
- If you can list Rafael Klein, Daronco, Claus and the whole referee squad from memory, I trust you’ve got the attention to detail to analyze my flaws too—wanna start with a VAR check over some drinks?
- You said ‘mais uma temporada de sofrimento, eu te amo Clube de Regatas Vasco da Gama’—if you can love a club that much through all that pain, imagine how dangerously well you’d treat someone who actually tries to win your heart.
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Vasco da Gama sufferer with a sense of humor. Once calculated 0/45 before the season started and still tuned in every matchday.– @Smokeyz305
Your signature cocktail
Humilde da Colina Highball
This drink starts with strong cachaça infused with coffee, for the permanently on-edge Vasco da Gama fanatic who lives every game like a final, as seen in outbursts like “pqp ja n aguento mais esse time n” and the eternal love in “mais uma temporada de sofrimento, eu te amo Clube de Regatas Vasco da Gama”. The chilled mate tea reflects the carioca/‘Nikiti’ vibe and endless football talk, from “jogo da copinha sub20” to the obsessive market watch in “bem, começar os trabalhos por aqui 0/45”. A dash of bitters represents the constant frustration and gallows humor—like wishing injuries on rivals in “oq eu rezo todo dia pro paquetá quebrar a perna na primeira andada é loucura” and the repeated cries of “eu quero me matar”. The spicy chili syrup captures his aggressive, foul-mouthed passion toward players, journalists, and clubs, such as “toda essa revolta por causa do merda do Enner Valencia, equatoriano filho da puta desgraçado” and “meu sangue ferve com a desonesitade desse filho da puta que se diz jornalista”. Finally, the lime wedge and salty rim nod to the playful trolling and self-aware irony in “filhos da puta, com medo do humilde da gama” and his endless chants of “vasco vasco vasco, vasco vasco, vaaco vasco”, making this cocktail loud, bitter, and strangely refreshing—just like his timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user is driven by intense passion and a tendency to charge head‑first into conflict, which is very characteristic of Gryffindor. Their timeline is full of confrontational, emotionally charged outbursts where they openly challenge journalists, rivals, and even their own club’s management, such as when they explode at a journalist’s perceived hypocrisy in “meu sangue ferve com a desonesitade desse filho da puta que se diz jornalista, o cara se paga de moralista e pra ter tanta certeza de algo e tando errado”. They also show a kind of reckless, dramatic devotion to their team and players, for example the exaggerated self‑sacrifice in “mais uma temporada de sofrimento, eu te amo Clube de Regatas Vasco da Gama” and the desperate plea in “RAYAN EU TE IMPLORO NAO SEJA VENDIDO ATE DIA 28”. Even their dark humor about themselves, like repeatedly saying “eu quero me matar” over football and raging at entities bigger than them (journalists, clubs, federations) has the flavor of a hot‑blooded, dramatic Gryffindor rather than a calculating Slytherin or calm Hufflepuff. While there’s some wit and analysis in their football takes, the dominant traits are emotional courage, impulsive reactions, and a strong willingness to publicly fight for what they believe about their club—classic Gryffindor energy.
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We Are the Champions - Queen
A fitting song for Smokey is We Are the Champions because their entire timeline revolves around passionate, often suffering-but-proud football fandom, especially for Vasco da Gama. They constantly fuse pain with loyalty, like when they say “mais uma temporada de sofrimento, eu te amo Clube de Regatas Vasco da Gama” and still celebrate with “VASCO PORRA”. The song’s theme of enduring hardship but keeping pride matches tweets where they rant about club mismanagement and injustices, such as “desisto desse clube” and “vai pra merda, sempre sobra pro humilde da colina”, yet never stop supporting. Even when they vent with dark humor like “quero me matar”, it’s always in the context of still watching, caring, and arguing about football. That relentless mix of suffering, rivalry, and stubborn pride is exactly the emotional arc Queen’s anthem celebrates—battered but defiant, and always convinced their club and idols are ultimately the real champions.
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