Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-Expression: Posts candid updates about psychologist trauma, suicidal thoughts, and daily struggles (e.g., "Thanks to the stupid psychologist who trauma me...", "Is it normal to hear a voice giving me advice about how to end myself?")
- Playful Humor: Uses jokes and memes like "my vampire ass is going to burn soon" and "strawbage" to lighten tone
- Community Engagement: Encourages followers to DM, offers follow‑backs, celebrates milestones (e.g., "100 followers !!!", "300 already!"), and invites gaming teammates
- Creativity: Creates original content such as tier lists, custom art, and a personal "strawbage" bio
- Resilience: Maintains regular posting despite mental‑health crises and platform restrictions, reaching follower milestones
Weaknesses:
- Impulsivity: Posts extreme statements like "I need to get shot" and "I need a partner strong enough to stop me from trying to stab them"
- Boundary Issues: Sets a DM fee to deter messages yet publicly shares private trauma and personal details
- Negative Self-Image: Repeatedly calls herself "girl failure", "retarded", undermining self‑esteem
- Inconsistent Communication: Contradicts herself by claiming to be a "great student" while also saying she skips classes and sleeps all day
- Risky Online Behavior: Mentions selling psychologist meds for €500 and using a DM fee, potentially violating platform policies
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
The user’s constant self‑deprecation and feelings of being a "girl failure" echo Milhouse’s classic line "Everything’s terrible" and his perpetual insecurity as the school’s outcast. Tweets such as "Typical week of a girl failure: skip class whole week … cut herself … stare at the ground … Who want me?" show a pattern of low self‑esteem and desperate need for validation, just like Milhouse’s endless pleas for friendship and acceptance. The user’s frustration with being misunderstood, e.g., "Thanks to the stupid psychologist who trauma me, now i have her voice haunting me," mirrors Milhouse’s tendency to feel victimized by adults and peers. Their defensive "DM fee" and avoidance of unwanted messages ("I’m sorry but when you ask me to be your gf after 1 talk … you’re part of the people who make me have a dm fee") reflect Milhouse’s habit of setting awkward boundaries to protect his fragile ego. Finally, the user’s chaotic, oversharing style ("I need a partner strong enough to stop me from trying to stab them") captures Milhouse’s erratic emotional outbursts and the way he often overreacts when his insecurities are triggered.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
'If i followed you back feel free to dm me without fee i follow back people who interact with me enough' shows a strong desire for outward interaction and validation, indicating extraversion. 'Beware im a girl haunted by evil spirit or demons, from the son of god and the brother of jesus' and 'If everything get solved by time Why dont they let me jump?' reveal abstract, imaginative concerns, pointing to intuition. 'I'm sorry but when you ask me to be your gf after 1 talk and keep sending me the same picture of your arm in dms, you're part of the people who make me have a dm fee.' reflects decisions guided by personal feelings, suggesting feeling. 'Typical week of a girl failure : skip class whole week sleep schedule from 10am to 7pm cut herself eat once every 2 days' illustrates a spontaneous, unstructured lifestyle, characteristic of perceiving. Together these traits align best with the ENFP personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- Hey cat‑girl, I’d gladly drop the 5€ DM fee just to hear the purr of your voice over a French croissant and a meme‑filled DM.
- If you’re a neeko main who’s terrible at support, let me be the ultimate heal—turning your solo queue into a duo that finally gets that see the light in the storm feeling.
- You keep collecting obsessed humans like Pokémon; how about I be the shiny you’ve been hunting—ready to join your team of six and spark a legendary battle.
- I’m not a psychologist, but I’ll be the steady hand that keeps you from the edge, a safe harbor where the haunting voice turns into a sweet lullaby.
- Since you love French people and the internet, let’s create our own little French‑themed Discord where we can game League, share Genshin memes, and skip the DM fee.
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Your new Twitter bio
French INFP gamer & cat lover. Sharing memes, League & Pokémon moments. 18, she/her. Once tried to charge my cat a DM fee—just kidding! DM for collabs.– @smolkikikitty
Your signature cocktail
Haunted Catgirl Elixir
The dark, brooding base of black vodka mirrors the tweet "Thanks to the stupid psychologist who trauma me, now i have her voice haunting me" and the feeling of being haunted. Absinthe adds a French, mystical edge, echoing "Beware im a girl haunted by evil spirit or demons, from the son of god and the brother of jesus" and her love for the internet's weirdness. Grenadine provides a blood‑red splash that nods to her self‑harm references like "Typical week of a girl failure... cut herself". The bright lemon juice cuts through the darkness, just like her occasional attempts to be upbeat, as she writes "Im just a cute neeko main who suck at support :3". Finally, a splash of cola sweetens the mix, representing the "DM fee" culture and her quirky online hustle "Im sorry but when you ask me to be your gf after 1 talk and keep sending me the same picture of your arm in dms, you're part of the people who make me have a dm fee".
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user shows cunning self‑preservation, for example "Im sorry guys but im tired of some weird dms i get so now i have a small dm fee, hope it make some weirdos go away..." indicates a strategic filter to protect themselves. They also demonstrate ambition and a desire for material gain, as seen in "At 500 i sell the meds the psychologist gave me today" and the excitement "300 already !?!?? Wooooow". Their constant self‑promotion and pursuit of status appears in posts like "100 followers !!!!! THANK YOU EVERYONE" and "I'm a great student im at 25". Additionally, they manipulate narratives about their psychologist, e.g., "My psychologist kidnapped me to send to emergency, am i cooked chat?", showing resourcefulness. These traits align with Slytherin values of ambition, resourcefulness, and cunning, making Slytherin the most fitting house.
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Your song
Creep - Radiohead
Their constant self‑deprecation and feeling like a misfit—e.g., "Typical week of a girl failure … cut herself … Who want me?" and "I’m just a lonely French retarded clingy girl failure"—mirrors the chorus of Radiohead’s "Creep": "I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo." Their mentions of being haunted by demons and a voice in their head ("Beware I’m a girl haunted by evil spirit or demons…") echo the song’s sense of alienation. The repeated frustration with others and desire to be invisible ("I need a partner strong enough to stop me from trying to stab them") aligns with the lyric "What do I …? I don’t belong here." The overall tone of desperate longing for acceptance and self‑destructive thoughts fits the melancholy and self‑critical mood of "Creep".
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