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They most closely match Lisa Simpson: opinionated, politically aware, and very online-media literate. Like Lisa calling out injustice, they openly criticize unethical behavior in fandoms, e.g. holding NSFW artists accountable for minors in “Random ass hot take but if y’all actually held nsfw artists accountable for drawing minors sexually artists like detnox & Blackwhiplash wouldn’t have the platforms they have.” and calling out a game dev’s dubious association in “Comparing Fujimoto just being relatable to Toby Fox affiliating himself with someone who likes underage boys was not it dawg”. Their concern about Afghan representation in media in “Lowk struggling with the fact that the only Afghan representation in superhero media (that I know of) is a mutant in a tight niqab and Flamgoat.” mirrors Lisa’s focus on cultural and social issues. At the same time, they’re a huge nerd for games and comics, theorycrafting respectfully about Rivals in posts like “Hear me out. Rivals PvE mode called Incursion where maybe 6 players have to fight off a bunch of waves…”, which fits Lisa’s intelligent, detail-oriented fandom side. Their mix of earnestness, moral concern, and unapologetically niche interests lines up with Lisa more than the other main family members.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they tweet frequently with hot takes and jokes clearly aimed at interaction and attention, like the self-aware, engagement-seeking post “Omg guys semi hit tweet follow me for more dumbass takes” and speculative game ideas shared for discussion such as “Hear me out. Rivals PvE mode called Incursion…”. Their focus on meta, patterns, and possibilities over concrete step-by-step detail suggests Intuition; they talk about representation, fandom culture, and future content ideas, e.g. “Lowk struggling with the fact that the only Afghan representation in superhero media (that I know of) is a mutant in a tight niqab and Flamgoat…” and wishlist-style speculation in “Uhhh here’s my Rivals wishlist (1/3)”. Their style is blunt, argumentative, and principle-focused, pointing to Thinking: they call out behavior and inconsistencies directly, like “Random ass hot take but if y’all actually held nsfw artists accountable for drawing minors sexually artists like detnox & Blackwhiplash wouldn’t have the platforms they have.” and “Comparing Fujimoto just being relatable to Toby Fox affiliating himself with someone who likes underage boys was not it dawg”. Their tweets feel spontaneous, reactive, and exploratory rather than structured or planned, which fits Perceiving; they bounce between topics (FNAF, Marvel, Rivals, TV, TikTok drama) and fire off in-the-moment reactions like “2 days into 2026 and why the fuck am I hearing on TikTok that Shadman’s back”. Taken together—outward, debate-ready energy, speculative fandom analysis, logical-but-casual callouts, and improvisational posting—ENTP is the best-fitting type.

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18 | Hulk main & Marvel Rivals enjoyer | Afghan rep enjoyer, FNAF apologist-in-recovery, occasional art commissions | Once argued about MJ for 614 replies– @SmorkiThe

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This drink mashes up smashing green power with chaotic gamer energy, inspired by their bio flexing “Hulk main” and the unhinged humor of “Titty island”. Midori brings the Hulk-green, comic-book vibe and their love of Marvel and Rivals, seen in takes like “Marvel Editorial shudders at the thought of MJ & Peter having a healthy marriage” and their Rivals wishlists. Smoky mezcal and chili-honey syrup channel the fiery Afghan representation discourse and Flamgoat obsession from tweets like “Lowk struggling with the fact that the only Afghan representation in superhero media… is a mutant in a tight niqab and Flamgoat” and “Netease you have me frothing at the mouth give me my glorious goat already.”. The lime juice cuts through with sharp honesty, matching callouts like “if y’all actually held nsfw artists accountable for drawing minors sexually artists like detnox & Blackwhiplash wouldn’t have the platforms they have.”. Finally, ginger beer adds a fizzy, chaotic kick to mirror their hyper-online, meme-heavy timeline, from “Omg guys semi hit tweet follow me for more dumbass takes” to bewildered pop-culture reactions like “2 days into 2026 and why the fuck am I hearing on TikTok that Shadman’s back”. This cocktail is strong, spicy-sweet, and a bit chaotic—just like their feed.

Your Hogwarts House
KemKem shows a clear pattern of loudly standing up for their beliefs and calling out things they think are wrong, even in contentious fandom spaces, which is very Gryffindor. For example, they bluntly criticize people defending problematic creators and fan cultures in tweets like “Comparing Fujimoto just being relatable to Toby Fox affiliating himself with someone who likes underage boys was not it dawg” and “Random ass hot take but if y’all actually held nsfw artists accountable for drawing minors sexually artists like detnox & Blackwhiplash wouldn’t have the platforms they have.”, showing moral courage and a willingness to confront uncomfortable topics. They’re also outspoken about representation and respect, as seen in “Lowk struggling with the fact that the only Afghan representation in superhero media (that I know of) is a mutant in a tight niqab and Flamgoat. Lowk praying that if Rivals adapts Dust they actually treat her with respect.” and “The fact that it hasn’t clicked for some people that Flambae is Afghan and not Latinx tells me that either people can’t read or stereotypes are a lot stronger than I thought”, which reflects a bold, values-driven sense of justice. Their tone is impulsive, brash, and confrontation-ready—e.g., “2 days into 2026 and why the fuck am I hearing on TikTok that Shadman’s back”—more than patient, calculating, or purely intellectual, which fits Gryffindor more than Ravenclaw or Slytherin. While there is some creativity and humor in their Rivals ideas like “Hear me out. Rivals PvE mode called Incursion where maybe 6 players have to fight off a bunch of waves… with the final boss being The Maker because why not”, these are expressed in an enthusiastic, passionate way rather than a detached, cerebral one. Overall, the strong moral stances, willingness to argue publicly, and impulsive, fiery style align them most convincingly with Gryffindor.

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A fitting song for them is "Teenagers" by My Chemical Romance, because it captures the mix of irreverence, frustration, and dark humor they show online. Their bio (“18, Hulk main, professional art commer or smth idk”) and posts like “Omg guys semi hit tweet follow me for more dumbass takes” reflect that self-aware, chaotic teen energy the song is about. They’re openly critical of fandom and media, as in “FNAF2 is a prime example of how fanon has ruined media” and “Comparing Fujimoto just being relatable to Toby Fox affiliating himself with someone who likes underage boys was not it dawg”, which fits the song’s theme of pushing back against the crowd and calling out bullshit. Their anger at how certain artists and companies behave, like “if y’all actually held nsfw artists accountable for drawing minors sexually artists like detnox & Blackwhiplash wouldn’t have the platforms they have” and “Marvel Editorial shudders at the thought of MJ & Peter having a healthy marriage”, echoes the song’s defiant, critical tone toward systems that fail people. At the same time, their love of games and comics, from Hulk and Spider-Man to Rivals concepts like “Rivals PvE mode called Incursion”, shows the passionate, geeky side that MCR’s fanbase is known for, making "Teenagers" a strong match for their vibe.

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