Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate Partner: Frequently expresses deep love for their girlfriend, calling her a “little doll” and appreciating her unconditional acceptance.
- Introspective: Constantly explores their gender identity and expression, questioning if they are “trans, nb, or demiboy” to better understand themselves.
- Loyal Friend: Openly declares love for their peers, stating that “all my friends are queers and I don't regret it at all”.
- Optimistic Outlook: Shared a heartfelt wish for the new year, hoping it will be the “best year I've ever lived” for themselves and their followers.
- Passionately Dedicated: Shows intense enthusiasm for their interests, particularly for the group Xlov and the show Hannibal, describing the latter as “one of the most beautiful things”.
Weaknesses:
- Possessive Tendencies: Admits to having difficulty sharing interests, even stating “some people deserve to die” when others like the same things.
- Hyperbolic Negativity: Often resorts to extreme language regarding minor inconveniences, such as tweeting “I'm going to kill myself” over stress.
- Insecure Identity: Expresses discomfort with their own appearance when dressing “extra femme”, feeling like they aren't being themselves.
- Impulsive Communicator: Admits to making mistakes in social situations or online, lamenting “I did something stupid” with strings of frustrated characters.
- Social Anxiety: Shows extreme distress toward unexpected social interactions, reacting with panic when “people from the church” visit their home.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, Jake is a deeply emotional and “hopeless romantic” who often feels misunderstood by society, reflecting her intellectual and creative isolation. He shares Lisa's tendency to hyper-fixate on niche interests and media, such as when he admits being “not normal about hannibal lecter”. His ongoing journey with gender and identity, questioning if he is “trans... nb... [or] demiboy”, mirrors Lisa’s frequent existential crises and her search for a true sense of self. Furthermore, his strong loyalty to his “queer” friend group and his protective nature over his interests—claiming “there are things you don't know about me”—parallels Lisa's fierce idealism and her commitment to her personal values.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Jake displays clear Introversion (I) through a focus on internal emotional states and solitary media consumption, even tweeting that he has “turned into an old man who sleeps by 11 PM”. His Intuition (N) is evident in his fixation on abstract aesthetics and fictional tropes, describing the series Hannibal as “one of the most beautiful things I have ever seen” and exploring his identity through diverse labels. As a Feeling (F) type, his tweets are deeply personal and value-driven, such as when he expresses intense affection, stating, “I love my friends so much... I just want to hug you all”. Finally, his Perceiving (P) nature shows in his spontaneous emotional outbursts and fluid self-identity, exemplified by his questioning: “Am I trans? Am I nb? Am I a demiboy? What am I, my god I’m going to kill myself”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you Hannibal Lecter? Because you’ve changed my brain chemistry and I wouldn’t complain 'nadica' if you wanted to break down my door.
- I may not be Hyun, but I promise I’ll never mischaracterize you—I’m a hopeless romantic for every version of you, from masc to femme.
- Is your name Jake? Because I feel like my friend chose you for me, and now I’m 'not normal' about how hot you are.
- Forget the mountain gays and the novela lesbians—how about we start our own canon ship that’ll leave the fandom in genuine shock?
- I’m not usually one to believe in predictions, but I have a feeling this year will be the best one yet if you agree to go out with me.
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Your new Twitter bio
Passionate about artistic aesthetics and modern pop culture. I value deep connections with friends and the nuances of identity. Always seeking the next great story.– @smutfrerard
Your signature cocktail
The Hopeless Non-Binary Cannibal
This cocktail captures Jake’s experimental and queer identity, mixing the dark allure of their favorite show—since they claim “hannibal eh uma das coisas mais lindas que eu ja vi”—with the sweetness of being a dedicated partner who says “minha namorada parece uma bonequinha and i love my little doll”. The drink’s shifting colors mirror their journey through gender identity, as they’ve wondered “eu sou trans ? eu sou nb ? eu sou demiboy ? eu sou o que meu deus”. It’s a strong, complex blend for someone who admits “isso mudou a quimica do meu cérebro meu deus” when seeing something hot. Finally, it's served chilled to soothe a 'jovem senhor' who needs to “dorme no maximo as 23hrs”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Jake's personality is deeply rooted in loyalty, emotional warmth, and a fierce devotion to his community and relationships. He expresses an overwhelming kindness toward his social circle, tweeting, “eu amo muito meu amigos... so quero abracar todos voces e faze carinho”, and shows his supportive nature by wishing the best for his followers, saying “desejo isso pra todos os bebes que tao lendo isso”. While he displays impulsivity, his core identity is built on the Hufflepuff trait of fairness and acceptance, specifically regarding his gender and his partner's unconditional love: “ela ainda me ama : p”. His protective, almost territorial loyalty over his interests—“as vezes eu queria nao ter ciumes dos meus interesses”—further cements him as a Badger who prizes those he holds dear above all else.
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I'm Not Okay (I Promise) - My Chemical Romance
Jake's personality is deeply rooted in mid-2000s emo culture and gender non-conformity, making this anthem the perfect fit. Their username smutfrerard references a famous My Chemical Romance ship, and they explicitly call frontman Gerard Way their “mother figure”. The song's themes of social alienation and intense emotion mirror Jake’s tweets about being “insufferable” and their constant hyperbolic distress, such as when they post “vou me mata chega” over minor inconveniences. Ultimately, the track captures the essence of a hopeless romantic navigating a queer identity while being “obsessed” with dark media like Hannibal.
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