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Lisa fits best because this user is openly nerdy, analytical, and very emotionally intense about their interests, much like Lisa is with her causes and media. They dive into detailed meta about Jujutsu Kaisen and fandom ethics, as seen when they say things like “i think we should all stop pushing agenda and engage with media critically but whatever” and “there are people out there who truly do appreciate JJK and i'm fortunate to be surrounded by literate mutuals who know how to healthily engage in discussion and leaks ....”. Like Lisa, they’re a gifted student in a demanding field, mentioning “my major is chemistry hoping to concentrate in nanochemistry & materials science… back up concentration will be forensics”, which mirrors Lisa’s overachiever, STEM-leaning vibe. Their passion for aesthetics and art threads, such as “the art thread i promised” and couture/fashion love, also aligns with Lisa’s artistic, expressive side. Finally, the candid mentions of mental health and feeling overwhelmed, like “sorry for the lack of activity the semester just started and i got diagnosed with bipolar disorder… AND dealing with withdrawals from my ssris”, echo Lisa’s tendency to be introspective, sensitive, and self-aware about her emotional world.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they actively seek interaction, invite anons and oomfs to talk and tag them, and seem energized by social engagement, e.g. “talk to me (^з^) ☆ ↯” and “hi!!! yes i like talking to you guys despite ....”. Their interests and style are clearly iNtuitive, focused on concepts, symbolism, and speculative thinking—tarot, yumeshipping, and media meta like “i think we should all stop pushing agenda and engage with media critically but whatever” and their long JJK analyses show preference for patterns over concrete minutiae. They read as Feeling-oriented: they center emotional impact, relationships, and values (e.g. concern about fandom harm and treatment of women, “there are people out there who truly do appreciate JJK and i'm fortunate to be surrounded by literate mutuals who know how to healthily engage in discussion and leaks ....”) and respond warmly and reassuringly to others, like “yes 😭😭 you are fine bby have fun yumeing mahito! Send It To Me . if you Want”. Their spontaneity and flexible lifestyle point to Perceiving: they often mention getting overwhelmed, changing plans, and going with the flow in fandom and school, such as “mind you i'll probably get overwhelmed and stay off twt all day” and joking about gatekeeping or shifting obsessions. Combining high social energy, big-picture/media-meta focus, emotionally driven values, and a spontaneous, exploratory approach to life and fandom, ENFP fits them best.

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19 • chem major aiming for nanochem & couture closets • jjk + hakari/satolem brainrot • once quit Genshin for 8 months over a single bad 50/50– @sn4pnov4

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail leans bright and chaotic, built on blood orange gin for their obsession with anything orange and #karilem aesthetics, as seen in “don't care ORANGE ATTACK 🧡🧡🧡🍊🍊🍊🍊” and “#karilem fitspo 🎰🍊”. Sparkling yuzu soda keeps it fizzy and high-energy like their timeline of live JJK reactions and AU brainworms in “waiting for the hakari eps to drop feels like gods ultimate punishment” and “i feel a satolem au coming on”. A black tea & cardamom syrup adds a grounded, slightly bitter sweetness, nodding to their thoughtful, critical takes in “i think we should all stop pushing agenda and engage with media critically but whatever” and their patient lore/meta replies. The tarot-smoked sea salt rim channels their love of mysticism from “5 things i love: ... 4. tarot” and the way they navigate bipolar diagnosis and SSRI withdrawal with dark humor in “the semester just started and i got diagnosed with bipolar disorder... dealing with withdrawals from my ssris 😭”. Finally, edible gold flakes echo statues of lovers and couture fashion—dramatic, romantic, a little extra—like “something about them and statues .... idk what it is ....” and “5 things i love: ... 3. statues of lovers 5. couture fashion”, making the drink as indulgent and satolem-coded as their TL.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently show a very analytical, media-critical mindset that aligns with Ravenclaw. For example, they call for critical engagement with fiction rather than shallow discourse in “i think we should all stop pushing agenda and engage with media critically but whatever” and complain about the lack of thoughtful discussion in the fandom in “there are people out there who truly do appreciate JJK and i'm fortunate to be surrounded by literate mutuals who know how to healthily engage in discussion and leaks .... honestly leaks wouldn't be that bad if people went and read the officials when they dropped but alas”. They also enjoy dissecting character dynamics and narrative structure, as seen in tweets like “something to be said here about how carefully kenjaku went about planning satoru's sealing and how much of it probably relied in him peering into geto's memories ... understanding geto gave kenjaku an understanding of gojo” and their nuanced take on relationships such as “i think itafushi is like semi canon but not in the 'oh the characters date and then get married...' i think its clear they're very important to each other and their relationship isn't merely stereotypical friendship”. Their academic interests reinforce this: they mention “my major is chemistry hoping to concentrate in nanochemistry & materials science… back up concentration will be forensics”, which reflects a strong love of learning and intellectual challenge. Even in fandom and ship-related advice, they approach things systematically and creatively, like when they explain how to build aesthetics using Pinterest motifs and tropes in “hi! yes! okay so my first go to is always gonna be pinterest . on there i just search until i start getting what i want… start by looking up like motifs for your ship or tropes”. Overall, the emphasis on analysis, thoughtful discourse, and academic curiosity points much more strongly to Ravenclaw than to the other houses.

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A fitting song for Salem is "Borderline" by Tame Impala, which balances bright, dreamy sound with themes of mental health, overthinking, and trying to stay afloat. They openly talk about their bipolar diagnosis and withdrawals, as in “sorry for the lack of activity the semester just started and i got diagnosed with bipolar disorder literally the first day of classes so im grappling with that AND dealing with withdrawals from my ssris 😭”, echoing the song’s anxious self-awareness. The track has a stylish, slightly psychedelic vibe that fits a chemistry major who loves couture and aesthetics, like when they say “fashion student salem and physics student satoru 😵💫😵💫😵💫” and post curated selfies in “your once every two months selfie post”. Lyrically, Borderline is about living in the in-between and feeling a bit unmoored, which resonates with tweets like “do you think i'm autistic” and their mix of intense fandom joy and exhaustion, such as “mind you i'll probably get overwhelmed and stay off twt all day”. The song’s blend of melancholy and groove mirrors how they can be deeply critical and thoughtful about JJK and fandom discourse while still being playful and passionate, like “YES I YUMESHIP WITH GOJO. YES I STILL SHIP SATOSUGU. ... I THINK SATORU GOJO DESERVES ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD ACTUALLY”. Overall, Borderline captures their stylish, orange-coded, deeply online, emotionally complex vibe perfectly.

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