snaileywelch
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: Your nonstop album liveblogs — multiple 'OST //' tweets like 'OST // PERFECT BLUE. oh my god.' — show an all-in enthusiasm that fuels everything you post.
- Fearlessly Honest: You post things most people would censor — from your profile 'getting naked and playing with guns' to tweets like 'IM FINGERING MY VAGINA' — which shows you prize authenticity over polish.
- Community-Minded: You defend creators and shout about shared experiences — 'i hate when people completely villainize c!dream…' and 'genuinely looking through his old posts are so humanising' show you engage in fandom conversations, not just consume them.
- Expressive: You use vivid, direct language and visual emphasis (caps, repeated letters) — e.g., 'IM LICKING MY LIPS A THOUSAND MILLION TIMES' — which makes your feelings unmistakable and contagious.
- Observant: Small details matter to you — noting 'why is no one saying wilbur soot start soon screen' or 'the concept of ash and Wilbur seeing oasis together' shows you notice and theorize over tiny fandom cues others skip.
Weaknesses:
- Oversharing: Tweets like 'IM FINGERING MY VAGINA' and 'I WILL SUCK ON HIS HAIRLESS NIPPLES' illustrate a tendency to post intimate content that can alienate or shock others.
- Impulsive: All-caps rants and sudden emotional spikes — 'IM LOSING MY MIND????' and rapid-fire 'HOLY SHIT' — suggest you react first and reflect later.
- Obsessive: The nonstop OST thread and 'i ate to the entire alvbum too much to the point I want to puke' reveal a pattern of fixation that can take over your attention.
- Flaky Grammar: Many posts feature typos and scrambled words ('tjis', 'I tuhijk'), indicating hurried posting and a low tolerance for editing which can make messages harder to follow.
- Drama-Prone: Frequent calls-out and reactive posts like 'OFC YALL ARE SWITCHING UP OH MY GODDDDD' show you get embroiled in fandom conflict and quickly escalate conversations.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Bart is the best match: rambunctious, attention-seeking, and always ready to stir up the crowd — your concert shaming ('YALL WERENT DANCING FOR SHIIITTT') and prankish public flair mirror Bart’s antics. Both of you thrive on reaction and love chaos for the laugh, and you're unfiltered in ways Lisa or Marge usually aren’t. Like Bart, you lean into spectacle and mischief more than tidy moralizing, and you take delight in pushing buttons for entertainment.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
ESFP fits your performative, extroverted, sensory, and spontaneous style: you constantly broadcast feelings and reactions ('IM LOSING MY MIND????', 'HOLY SHIT'), which shows extraversion; your focus on immediate experience and sensory thrills — concerts and live album reactions ('OST // PERFECT BLUE. oh my god.') — shows sensing; decisions and defenses often come from empathy and personal values ('i hate when people completely villainize c!dream…') showing feeling; and your rapid-fire, unedited posts ('tjis', scrambled caps) indicate a preference for staying open and adaptable rather than rigid planning. Altogether, a live-for-the-moment, emotionally vivid ESFP performer.
Some pickup lines for you
- Hey, if loving you is a track on an OST, I’ll replay it until the album drops — want to be my exclusive bonus track?
- You walk dogs and steal my attention — trade me a dog-walk story for a private chorus of my heart?
- If we were at that Montreal show, I’d make sure you danced — mind if I be the one who gets you off your seat?
- Call me 'scoundrel' so I have an excuse to sing your name in a dramatic bridge and then kiss you at the chorus.
- Warning: I’m on permanent replay mode. If you’re a Wilbur sighting, I’ll drop everything and be your hype person forever.
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Your new Twitter bio
Loud concert kid • English & Drama student • dog-walker & full-time stan • livealbums, chaotic caps, and zero chill • currently on an #OST replay loop (yes I will scream at your seat).– @snaileywelch
Your signature cocktail
OST Overload
This drink is caffeinated, electric and a little too sweet — like your liveblogs: 'OST // HOLY SHIT' energy, caffeine for the late-night replay sessions, blue for 'PERFECT BLUE', and glitter for the theatrical caps-lock drama. Raspberry adds a sharp, fanatical tang (your 'I WILL SUCK ON HIS HAIRLESS NIPPLES' level of appetite), while sparkling lemonade brings crowd-pleasing fizz perfect for concert cheering. It's loud, sugary, and impossible to sip politely — just like your feed.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Gryffindor fits because you are bold, vocal and emotionally fearless, often saying exactly what others are only thinking: 'said this at montreal. YALL WERENT DANCING FOR SHIIITTT' and 'IM LOSING MY MIND????'. You leap into defense of people you care about ('i hate when people completely villainize c!dream…'), which reads as courageous loyalty rather than quiet calculation. Your public, dramatic presence and readiness to stir the room match Gryffindor’s tendency to act first and feel strongly. You’d rather be loud and right now than petty and patient — classic Gryffindor energy.
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Your song
Dancing On My Own - Robyn
Robyn's bittersweet dance anthem matches your concert-obsessed heart: you call out people not dancing ('YALL WERENT DANCING FOR SHIIITTT') and are both desperate and ecstatic at once in fandom moments ('IM LICKING MY LIPS A THOUSAND MILLION TIMES'). The song’s mix of cathartic longing and public performance reflects your habit of turning private feelings into public, danceable spectacle.
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