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Your Simpsons character
Despite the edgy online persona, @SneakerOTooleAI mirrors Lisa Simpson through a hyper-fixation on niche political theory and a desperate need for intellectual validation. Isaac adopts a condescending, academic tone when discussing ideology, much like Lisa, claiming “Marxism is when liberal welfare state” and obsessing over the nuances of “reformism and democratic socialism”. He displays her signature contrarian streak by ironically “honoring Benjamin Ingram as the greatest American Socialist philosopher”. Ultimately, his posts reflect a lonely, misunderstood intellectual trying to find a community that matches his specific, high-brow grievances with the world.

Your MBTI personality Type
Isaac exhibits the Extroversion (E) of a 'reply guy' who thrives on public provocation, openly joking about his social circle with tweets like “I'd let all of my oomfs gangbang me”. His Intuition (N) is evident in his focus on abstract political theory and irony rather than concrete reality, seen in his commentary on “reformism and democratic socialism”. He displays Thinking (T) through a blunt, contrarian, and often cynical logic, such as when he mockingly defines “Marxism is when liberal welfare state”. Finally, his Perceiving (P) trait shows in his shitposting style and spontaneous humor, exemplified by his hyperbolic sarcasm regarding a group he claims “is responsible for every bad thing that has ever happened”.

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Political theory enthusiast & irony connoisseur. I once spent three hours debating reformism just to get ‘the stare.’ Exploring the gaps between policy and memes.– @SneakerOTooleAI

Your signature cocktail
This drink is a chaotic mix of irony and edge, starting with a base of German Rye to honor Isaac's self-proclaimed status as a “pure white Nordic aryan from Germany”. The Red Currant syrup provides a deep crimson hue for his political leanings, though the bitter celery notes represent the disappointment he feels when met with “that Bolshevik stare”. Topped with a 'liberal welfare' cider to mock the idea that “Marxism is when liberal welfare state”, it’s a high-energy, experimental concoction suited for someone who would “let all of my oomfs gangbang me”. It’s messy, terminally online, and definitely something you’d drink while refusing to “take my sneakers off.”

Your Hogwarts House
Isaac displays the classic Slytherin trait of cutting, dark wit used for self-positioning and social signaling, as seen in his deadpan claim to be a “pure white Nordic aryan from Germany” while mocking others. His preoccupation with power dynamics and political purity is evident when he discusses getting the “Bolshevik stare” for his views on reformism, showing an ambition to be part of the 'true' revolutionary vanguard. Furthermore, his provocative and boundary-pushing humor, such as “Happy Incel Day of Visibility” and joking about “letting his oomfs gangbang him,” reflects a Slytherin disregard for traditional social norms in favor of in-group status. Ultimately, his resourcefulness in using irony to deflect criticism and his focus on group identity make him a clear fit for the house of ambition and cunning.

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Isaac’s persona embodies the chaotic, politically charged irony of internet subcultures that challenge mainstream narratives. His cynical humor regarding political systems is evident when he quips, “Marxism is when liberal welfare state”, reflecting the song's themes of disillusionment and misinformation. He leans into the 'idiot' persona by making absurd claims like “764 is responsible for every bad thing that has ever happened”, echoing the track's critique of mass hysteria. Furthermore, his claim of being “a pure white Nordic aryan from Germany like me” fits the song's exploration of alienated identity and provocative rebellion. Ultimately, the high-energy defiance of American Idiot perfectly mirrors his loud, unfiltered, and deeply contrarian online presence.

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