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Milhouse is the quintessential anxious nerd who constantly worries about his health and social acceptance, similar to how the user writes "ahsjshdd THANK YOU 😭😭 it’s so funny everybody i meet comments on my eyes yet eye contact scares me so much" and later complains "i can’t get the ultrasound to see if i have a big medical issues until maybe february bc i have to pay upfront and the woman on the phone didn’t tell me until the END of the call and then got mad at me when i said oh i’ll have to call back next year ⁉️😭". The user’s love for fandoms and gaming, shown in tweets like "how it feels getting 900k damage with no buffs as a f2p" and "future columbina haver", mirrors Milhouse’s obsession with comics and video games. Financial strain and dependence on parents appear in the user’s tweet "i think i have to move back in w my parents bc i’m still waiting for my disability to be appealed and i’m too broke to work and can’t afford rent ohhhh my god i hate my mom so much how am i gonna be a grown ass adult getting psychologically abused pls kill me" which echoes Milhouse’s often‑depicted lower‑middle‑class family life. Their preoccupation with online ratios and reposting, as in "my ratio is off bc i don’t FB blanks" and "i’m lowkey a repost warrior today but im trapped in the city bc of a storm and waiting for my turn on the ps4", reflects Milhouse’s constant need for peer approval in school. Overall, the blend of anxiety, health worries, nerdy fandom enthusiasm, and financial insecurity makes Milhouse Van Houten the best match.

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The user frequently engages with the community, uses hashtags, replies to others and posts many updates like "goodnight moots hopefully i’ll be able to interact more tomorrow i miss u guys" and "follow oomf they’re a wrio fan so they have good taste", indicating extraversion. Their tweets are rich in concrete sensory details such as "my sinus are HELL rn" and "I can’t get the ultrasound until February because I have to pay upfront", showing a sensing preference. They consistently express strong emotions and values, for example "I’m crying" and "I love chaeya and cinnamoroll lover", which aligns with feeling over thinking. The chaotic, spontaneous style – late arrivals, "i’m lowkey a repost warrior today", "ran off the bus … almost killing myself" and lack of strict planning – points to a perceiving lifestyle.

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She/her • Genshin explorer, cosplayer & Magnus Archives fan • Coffee‑addedicted bookworm • Once mistook a real street for a game quest 🗺️– @sniperrii

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The Ria's Chaeya Cosplay Cure captures Ria’s love of Genshin and anime with a rich coffee liqueur, a nod to the tweet "worst genshin player ever (me) finally completed a full week towards childe con". The bright matcha syrup and fresh lemon juice echo the feeling of missing comfort in "this is how it feels going to bed without tea and a hot water bottle and an exploration heavy world quest these days". A ginger kick mirrors the constant sinus struggles they tweet about, such as "i have never been so sick in my life i can’t even wear my glasses bc my sinussies are HELL rn i just wanna do the archon quest". Finally, the clear vodka base and a cat‑shaped garnish recall the simple "meow" tweet and their quirky alien‑contact look.

Your Hogwarts House
Ria’s tweets repeatedly emphasize loyalty and care for her friends, such as when she writes "goodnight moots hopefully i’ll be able to interact more tomorrow i miss u guys but i have a LOT going on medically the last few days," showing a strong sense of community. She also highlights helping others, noting "my friend gets free taxis so he got me one from the station to his house … and then one from the party to his house at 3am," which reflects the Hufflepuff value of helping friends. Her affection for places and activities, like "i miss wangshu inn so much but i have all exploration and quests done there :(," demonstrates dedication and patience. Additionally, she often mentions simple, hard‑working hobbies, for example "i love cross stitching & the magnus archives," underscoring a steady, patient work ethic. These traits align best with Hufflepuff’s focus on loyalty, dedication, and kindness.

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The user's timeline is dominated by anxiety about health, money, and the pressure to keep up with daily responsibilities, which mirrors the central theme of Twenty One Pilots' 'Stressed Out.' Lines such as 'i can’t get the ultrasound to see if i have a big medical issues until maybe february bc i have to pay upfront' and 'i think i have to move back in w my parents bc i’m still waiting for my disability to be appealed' show the financial and medical stress the song describes. Their longing for simpler, carefree moments—'this is how it feels going to bed without tea and a hot water bottle and an exploration heavy world quest'—echoes the chorus's wish to 'turn back time' and be a kid again. The recurring feelings of being overwhelmed, like 'i can’t even wear my glasses bc my sinussies are HELL rn i just wanna do the archon quest' capture the song's refrain about being 'stressed out.' Finally, the mix of humor and self‑deprecation throughout the tweets matches the song’s playful yet earnest tone.

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