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Your Simpsons character
They match Lisa Simpson most closely: smart, politically aware, artsy, and a little overworked by school. They care about social issues like ceasefires and immigration, shown by their bio “#CeasefireNOW” and reacting to ICE activity at a nearby school in “what the fuck, ICE was active at a neighboring highschool?!?”, which mirrors Lisa’s activism. Their nerdy enthusiasm for subjects like math and science shows up in “math is so funny, wdym 7ln(x) 2ln(y) = ln(x⁷/y²)” and “they may call you 'weird' or 'childish', but ... references to gustav holst in your chemistry textbook”, very Lisa-coded intellectual humor. Like Lisa, they’re in band/theatre and deeply into music and performance, as seen in “heartbreaking: theatre kid tries competitive marching and learns they enjoy marching band show performances more than theatre productions” and “i would be the best at english class if english class was writing papers analysing music pieces in relation to broad topics like the human condition or the nature of existence”. Their self-aware anxiety and academic stress, like “my english teacher makes me wanna die (giving us 3 days to complete a 3 page story)...”, fits Lisa’s overachiever angst. Overall, the blend of idealism, nerdy joy, arts involvement, and existential humor is quintessentially Lisa Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean slightly Extraverted: they talk constantly about friends, clubs, drama, band, and their online audience (e.g., “good morning SNOWH1KAR1_ nation!” and “i should organize an event where my friends and i just do stupid things weekly”), and they enjoy performing and group contexts like theatre and marching band (“heartbreaking: theatre kid tries competitive marching…”). Their humor is highly conceptual and pattern‑oriented, pointing to Intuition: they riff on abstractions like logic symbolism (“math is so funny, wdym 7ln(x) 2ln(y) = ln(x⁷/y²)”), philosophy of game design (“what constitutes a perfect block blasting?”), and speculative ideas like France being a psyop (“france isn't real and you all have been manipulated in a large scale psyop”). They seem Feeling‑leaning: they center joy, relationships, and values (e.g., “for what purpose is it that misunderstandings and toxicities are so prevalent on twitter dot com?” and their reminder not to attack seiyuus: “your negativity shouldn't be directed towards them,,, ”), and express stress and empathy around politics and school rather than detached analysis (“yeah, advancements in AI… brings us closer to our extinction,,, however, pretending i have a future is Really good for getting schoolwork done”). Finally, their life looks very Perceiving: they procrastinate and improvise (“i didn't do the really big english research paper,,, what do we think my overall grade is?”), celebrate spontaneous tweet ideas (“i keep getting banger tweet ideas. which i think is a sign that i must go to bed.”), and prefer flexible, playful exploration in games and hobbies (“maybe i am actually the best at minecraft”), all very ENFP-coded behavior.

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Student, band kid & chronic overthinker. Once skipped an English paper but aced the chemistry test. Politics, games, and niche music refs in one feed.– @SNOWH1KAR1_

Your signature cocktail
The Snow Cadence Fizz is bright, chaotic, and unexpectedly reflective—just like Snow. The base is a light but sneaky coconut-infused white rum, a nod to gleefully blocking “a coconut hater” and their tendency to be a little unhinged but playful. Blue curaçao captures their #CeasefireNOW politics and blue-state commentary from “minnesota was barely blue…”, while keeping things vivid and theatrical for the theatre kid who’s doing “Annie as our musical this year.” Bubbly yuzu soda reflects their ADHD-brain hyperpop energy and constant idea stream like “personal anecdote + storytelling tone + humourous disbelief + misuse of grammar/punctuation = snow tweet.” A gentle lavender syrup threads through their introspective, slightly exhausted side—“taking a deep, calming breath im so fucked this week.”—softening the chaos without erasing it. Finally, it’s poured over an edible glitter ice cube in honor of their whimsical self-mythologizing like “good morning SNOWH1KAR1_ nation!” and the self-aware Snow Cadence from “To bring joy to the masses.”, making a drink that looks as dramatic and extra as their timeline feels.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a constant mix of curiosity, analysis, and wordplay that fits Ravenclaw more than any other house. They treat even a mobile game like a philosophy prompt, asking things like “how is block blast able to declare, with such confidence and certainty, that your block blasting is 'perfect'? what constitutes a perfect block blasting? … for what is it that determines these things?”, and they reflect on language itself with tweets such as “'do you mind if ___?' is such a stressful phrase for me. i can't tell what the asker wants me to respond.”. Their humor is heavily conceptual and pattern-focused, like describing their own style as “personal anecdote + storytelling tone + humourous disbelief + misuse of grammar/punctuation = snow tweet” and inventing phrases like “polka rhombus” for sock patterns in “irls asked what pattern was on my socks and when i said polka rhombus they did not look amused,,,,”. They also clearly enjoy learning and systematizing things: they geek out over chemistry and math in tweets like “they may call you 'weird' or 'childish', but at the end of the day it really only boils down to one thing: you can find the joy in vague 'references' to gustav holst in your chemistry textbook and They cannot” and joke about logarithm rules in “math is so funny, wdym 7ln(x) 2ln(y) = ln(x⁷/y²)”. Even their enjoyment of organizing experiences, like mood tracking and Minecraft storage, shows a mind that likes categorizing and understanding systems, as in “i love mood tracking apps bc they let me sort my days into a bunch of categories and it makes my brain happy” and “i may be disorganized irl, but i WiII become the most organized in minecraft”. While they do show kindness and loyalty in scattered tweets, their defining traits are intellectual curiosity, meta-humor about language, and delight in patterns—classic Ravenclaw qualities.

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A well‑known song that fits them best is Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus, because it captures being a smart, slightly chaotic, hyper-observant teen who jokes through stress and alienation. They constantly balance school anxiety with humor, like “taking a deep, calming breath im so fucked this week.” and “my english teacher makes me wanna die (giving us 3 days to complete a 3 page story)...”, which mirrors the song’s mix of misery and wry self-awareness. Their tweets show feeling out of place but defiant, e.g. “if not gay, then why gay shaped?” and “in case anyone forgot, i just say things sometimes. france isn't real...”, matching the song’s outsider vibe. They are deeply online and niche-obsessed—Bandori, Genshin, chemistry jokes, mood trackers—which fits the nerdy, specific references of the song, like “they may call you 'weird' or 'childish', but at the end of the day it really only boils down to one thing: you can find the joy in vague 'references' to gustav holst in your chemistry textbook and They cannot”. Finally, the way they dramatize their life with humour and self-deprecation, such as “personal anecdote + storytelling tone + humourous disbelief + misuse of grammar/punctuation = snow tweet”, fits perfectly with the song’s narrative tone of an overthinking, melodramatic teen telling their own story.

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