snowstormcel
City:
Job:
In a relationship:
Best friend:
Politically:
green: confident, yellow: guess, red: uncertain
Inactive followers? Check yours!
Fake/Bot followers? Check yours!
sponsored by Circleboom
Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Media Savvy: Her detailed critiques of adaptations, like 'This is why the “Rolin dgaf about the audience’s reaction” falls apart,' show her analytical skills.
- Witty: Her humorous takes on fandom and media, such as '2000s barbie movies were peak because they were all about communist propaganda and yuri,' highlight her sharp sense of humor.
- Passionate: Her frequent posts about favorite characters like Gabrielle de Lioncourt and Jaime Lannister show her deep emotional investment.
- Culturally Aware: She ties media to broader cultural themes, as in 'annoying loustaters are kinda right, give us a 70s set devil’s minion spin off... male queer climate during that time.'
- Authentic: She doesn't shy away from controversial opinions, like 'millennial cool girl rapist mentality,' showing she values honesty over appeasement.
Weaknesses:
- Blunt: Her critiques, such as 'this made me want to throw up,' may come off as harsh to some.
- Overly Critical: She sometimes focuses heavily on flaws, like 'what’s bothering me the most about sabrina is that she’s never truly committing to the bit.'
- Fandom Frustration: Her tweet 'you cunts don’t deserve anything good' shows she can be exasperated with fandom toxicity.
- Cynical: Her sarcastic tone, as in 'hetero radfems talking about how fasciae butchfemme is meanwhile the most radical things they’ve done is made their boyfriends wash back of the plate,' can lean toward pessimism.
- Niche Interests: Her focus on specific fandoms might limit broader engagement, as seen in her many ASOIAF and Gabrielle de Lioncourt tweets.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Raz's blend of intellect, cultural critiques, and occasional cynicism mirrors Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, Raz dives deep into her interests, as seen in her ASOIAF and Gabrielle de Lioncourt tweets. Her critical takes on fandom, such as 'you cunts don’t deserve anything good,' echo Lisa's frustration with societal flaws. Both are unapologetically themselves and use their wit to challenge the status quo.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Raz's analytical mind, love for complex narratives, and sharp humor align with the INTP personality type. Her tweet 'i love reading jaime’s chapters because he’s just another arrogant dumb fuck but then you stumble across a paragraph that’s one of the best pieces of american literature ever' showcases her ability to find depth in unexpected places. INTPs are known for their critical thinking, reflected in her media critiques like 'This is why the “Rolin dgaf about the audience’s reaction” falls apart.' Her introspective and independent nature fits the INTP mold.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you Jaime Lannister? Because you’ve got me stumbling across paragraphs of brilliance in my heart.
- Are you a 2000s Barbie movie? Because you’re peak yuri and I’m sold.
- Is your name Gabrielle de Lioncourt? Because I’d cast you as the lead in the movie of my life.
- Are you a mate call for lesbian sex? Because I’m definitely picking up your cryptic messages.
- Are you Effie Trinket? Because you’re serving, and I’m volunteering as tribute.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Raz • Lesbian media critic & ASOIAF enthusiast • Hot takes, queer subtext, and aesthetic nitpicks • 'Only one? Only Cat' • Dead dove? Friendly.– @snowstormcel
Your signature cocktail
Lannister’s Lament
The 'Lannister’s Lament' captures Raz’s love for ASOIAF and her sharp, bold personality. Whiskey reflects her depth and intensity, while blackberry liqueur adds a dark, fruity twist, much like her humor. Lemon juice brings a tangy edge, echoing her biting critiques like 'this made me want to throw up.' The gold leaf garnish nods to the Lannisters’ opulence and her fascination with Jaime. It’s a drink as layered and striking as Raz herself.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Raz's sharp wit, ambition, and unapologetic nature align her with Slytherin. Her tweet 'hetero radfems talking about how fasciae butchfemme is meanwhile the most radical things they’ve done is made their boyfriends wash back of the plate' reflects Slytherin's clever, cutting humor. Her focus on achieving her vision, as in 'gabrielle casting today,' shows determination. While she critiques fandom toxicity, she also revels in it, such as 'you cunts don’t deserve anything good.' She's cunning, passionate, and fiercely loyal to her interests.
Your movie
Your song
Bad Romance - Lady Gaga
Raz's mix of dark humor, passion, and love for complex relationships aligns with 'Bad Romance.' Her tweet 'it’s so sad that armand had to abuse so many people to meet his soulmate so late' captures the song's themes of love and chaos. Her fascination with flawed characters like Jaime Lannister and Gabrielle de Lioncourt mirrors the song's embrace of imperfection. It's dramatic, unapologetic, and queer—just like Raz.
Your time travel destination
Your video game
Your spirit animal
Your (un)funny joke
Your superpower
Your fictional best friend
Your dream vacation
Your alternate career path
Your celebrity match
Did you enjoy your Horoscope?
Your horoscope is 243 days old! Generate a better one from your latest tweets, unlock more insights and use a smarter pro AI!