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Your Simpsons character
Like Bart, @snowy_woof thrives on chaos, rebellion against authority, and a specialized sense of "ragebaiting" humor. He frequently expresses disdain for school and teachers, even tweeting, “grimlock please eat my math professor”, while constantly clashing with his father over what he calls “chud” behavior. His reckless attitude toward rules is evident in his desire to “crash the plane” and his pride in being “the ronaldo of badminton” during a hospital stay. Ultimately, his mix of impulsive mischief, love for pop culture, and a vocal, short-tempered personality perfectly mirrors the Eat My Shorts energy of Springfield's favorite prankster.

Your MBTI personality Type
Rika exhibits Extroversion through a high volume of stream-of-consciousness posting and a desire for external stimulation, such as “asking if anyone on campus has spare adderall” or lamenting a date where they stayed “in the back of the car reading comics”. Their Intuition is clear in their surrealist humor and abstract daydreams, like “wishing to be a space satellite telescope” or describing “dreams where I’m an evil space dictator”. The Feeling preference is shown in their emotionally charged reactions and personal disclosures about “traumatic and tragic times” and mental health struggles. Finally, their Perceiving nature is evident in their chaotic, spontaneous lifestyle, admitted “benadryl benders”, and the general lack of structure in their daily academic and personal life.

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Aerospace Engineering major and Dean’s List badminton champion at the psychiatric ward. Pursuing a career at Lockheed Martin while documenting the Decepticon agenda.– @snowy_woof

Your signature cocktail
This chaotic, experimental concoction captures the essence of a 'great and powerful' aerospace engineering major who is “so tried of not being able to understand and not being understood.” The electric blue base is a nod to their desire to see a Transformer “EXPLODES INTO A FINE BLUE MIST” and the belief that “that shit tastes soooo good like blue raspberry slushie.” To honor their bio’s wish to “rather be a jelly donut,” the drink features a pastry garnish, while the high-proof spirit reflects the high-intensity energy of someone who asks “do u guys think anyone in this campus has some spare adderall.” It’s a messy, manic, and strangely nostalgic drink for anyone who spent 2024 on a “benadryl bender” while manifesting their future as a “space satellite telescope.”

Your Hogwarts House
rika exhibits the self-preservation and social hierarchy focus typical of Slytherin, candidly admitting “it is ok to lie to people u don’t like”. He displays a specific brand of ambition and a desire for power, dreaming of being an “evil space dictator who comes to take over earth” and aspiring to become a “rika the lockheed martin employee”. His wit is sharp and often relies on shock value or social positioning, as seen when he mocks the rejection of a former classmate who is now “reposting things about how much he loves his gf”. Ultimately, his focus on personal status, aesthetic lolita military fashion, and the pursuit of a prestigious engineering major reveals a resourceful drive for self-advancement.

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This song perfectly captures @snowy_woof's chaotic mix of self-admitted 'toxic' behavior and the desire for a whimsical, escapist fantasy. The upbeat yet regretful tone mirrors how he describes his life, from being a “worst girl u know” to dealing with a “depressing and traumatic and tragic time”. His tweets often oscillate between mundane college struggles and grandiose daydreams, such as wishing to be a “space satellite telescope” or an “evil space dictator”. The song's theme of wanting to 'start all over' resonates with his frequent mentions of “post trauma glow up” and next-life fantasies. Ultimately, his blend of humor, mental health transparency, and niche fandoms like Transformers and Hetalia fits the high-energy, slightly unhinged pop aesthetic of the mid-2000s.

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