Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Unique: Their tweets show individuality.
Weaknesses:
- Mysterious: Hard to analyze from limited content.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user matches Bart Simpson: loud, chaotic, and gleefully mean in a way that’s mostly for humor and drama rather than genuine malice. Like Bart, they constantly threaten exaggerated violence or revenge in a cartoonish tone, e.g. saying they would “pegava uma faca e passava nesse buxo gorduroso desse porcolino” in “nossa mas eu iria SURTAR eu pegava uma faca e passava nesse buxo gorduroso desse porcolino” or wanting to beat someone up in “metia porrada nela ali mesmo”. They are confrontational and love insults, calling people “sua vagabunda” and worse in “você é uma vagabunda burra mas não se pode esperar muito vindo de pessoa como você sua otaria”, which fits Bart’s constant trolling and mocking authority. At the same time, they are deeply devoted to their faves and friends, showing a ride-or-die loyalty similar to Bart with his close circle, like in “deus me mandou na sua vida pra vc ficar mais feliz” and their fierce defense of Wonyoung in “nenhuma fã da wonyoung liga pra esse passivo sua cachorra, tira o nome da wonyoung da sua boca imunda”. Their chaotic humor, love of stirring trouble, and mix of aggression with an oddly affectionate loyalty align far more with Bart than with the more restrained or moralistic Simpsons characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTP
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is highly social, confrontational, and attention-facing, frequently interacting with others, tagging people, and inserting themselves into drama like “eu e falando mal da @pookzye pra @Draanninhaadv com ela na call junto” and “meu hiperfoco é perturbar a ewellyn”. Their focus is strongly Sensing: they comment on concrete events, visuals, and specific idols rather than abstract themes, e.g. “ela gravou nesse ângulo de propósito conheço muito bem essa dona wonyoung” and “será que ela está assobiando o instrumental da música??”. They’re clearly Thinking-oriented in style: blunt, confrontational, often harshly critical and unconcerned with harmony, as seen in “larga de ser burro mano tá passando vergonha já” and “você é uma vagabunda burra mas não se pode esperar muito vindo de pessoa como você”. Finally, they read as more Perceiving than Judging: their tweets are impulsive, reactive, and in-the-moment—joking about suspensions and deleted posts like “tive que apagar dois posts e o outro eu nem sei o que eu disse pq o cuittter não mostrou” and bouncing between topics (k-pop, TV shows, politics, personal drama) without any sign of structured planning. This combination of high-energy social engagement, concrete observation, sharp-tongued logic, and spontaneous behavior best fits ESTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you were a ‘Scooby-Doo kid’—want to team up and investigate why my heart keeps running after an IVE stan from the ‘penitenciária de tokyo’?
- Your 4th gen holy trinity is aespa, IVE and NewJeans, right? Lucky for you I’m ready to be your unofficial 4th gen bias: always in your mentions, constantly serving, zero hiatus.
- You pause Wonyoung’s videos, sigh deeply and hit play again—if we ever call, I hope you do the same with my voice notes instead of letting Twitter force you to delete me like your suspended posts.
- You said some countries deserve to be exploded for a greater good—careful, because every time you defend Wonyoung like that, you’re detonating my standards for anyone who isn’t as unhinged and loyal as you.
- Since your hyperfocus is ‘perturbar a Ewellyn’, how about a spin-off: ‘perturbar quem tá flertando contigo’? I promise to be more divertido than the BBB drama and less irritante than those petistas in your replies.
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Your new Twitter bio
K‑pop enjoyer, Scooby-Doo childhood alum & part-time Wonyoung analyst. Once got compared to Ningning by two strangers and still bragging about it.– @so__selle
Your signature cocktail
Penitentiária Pop Princess
This drink starts with spicy chili-infused vodka for the way they go from zero to ‘I’ll hex you with São Cipriano’ energy, as seen when they say they’ll curse someone with a prayer (“acho melhor você ficar esperta pq eu vou ler uma reza braba de são cipriano pra te amaldiçoar”) and threaten cartoonishly over-the-top violence (“eu ia deitar esse leitão no murro e depois usar ele pra fazer torresmo e obrigar o pai a comer”). Lychee liqueur adds a deceptively soft, pretty sweetness, mirroring their devoted love for idols like Wonyoung and IVE (“muito artista essa wonyoung mds”, “maravilhosa demais essa mulher”). Blackberry syrup brings a dark, dramatic streak for their constant, theatrical dragging of people online (“você é uma vagabunda burra”, “essa RATA dos INFERNOS”). Sparkling yuzu soda represents the hyper, fast-talking idol and K‑pop obsession that keeps their timeline fizzy and chaotic (“uma vez minha mãe perguntou se as meninas do ive tinha hiperatividade”, “a 4 geração é aespa, ive e newjeans isso já devia ser senso comum”). Finally, a charcoal salt rim nods to the ‘Tokyo penitentiary’ aesthetic in their location and their delight in being a bit cursed and darkly comedic about the world (“gente nem todo mundo gosta do próprio país sabe, vcs tem que começar a aceitar que alguns países merecem serem explodidos”).
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This user is intensely combative and focused on winning and dominance, which fits Slytherin’s ambitious and confrontational edge more than any other house. They openly celebrate their faves’ superiority and frame things in zero-sum, ‘top dog’ terms, e.g. “a 4 geração é aespa, ive e newjeans isso já devia ser senso comum, e não é o seu grupinho de baixo que entra nesse trio” and “nem me preocupo com isso pq minhas favs sempre estão ganhando”. They show ruthless, vengeful instincts and a readiness to escalate conflicts, as in “eu ia deitar esse leitão no murro e depois usar ele pra fazer torresmo e obrigar o pai a comer” and “tantaos assuntos mais importantes pra se importar e vai se preocupar com ingresso de showzinho”, which reveals a strategic disdain for what they see as trivial or weak. Their fierce protectiveness of their idols also comes out in sharp, territorial ways, like “ninguém liga pra ele sua vagabunda… tira o nome da wonyoung da sua boca imunda”, showing loyalty expressed through aggression and boundary-enforcement rather than gentle support. While there is some humor and wit (Ravenclaw-ish) and clear loyalty to friends and idols (Hufflepuff-ish), the dominant pattern is calculated cruelty, us-vs-them thinking, and pride in being feared or respected—classic Slytherin traits.
Your movie
Your song
Bitches Broken Hearts - Billie Eilish
A fitting song for @so__selle is Bitches Broken Hearts by Billie Eilish, which mixes softness with sharp, dismissive attitude. Their timeline is full of blunt drags and zero-patience energy, like when they say “larga de ser burro mano tá passando vergonha já” and “você é uma vagabunda burra mas não se pode esperar muito vindo de pessoa como você sua otaria”, echoing the song’s cold, detached tone toward people who wrong them. At the same time, they clearly care deeply about their faves and friends, shown in tweets like “deus me mandou na sua vida pra vc ficar mais feliz” and their intense defense of Wonyoung in “ninguém liga pra ele sua vagabunda… tira o nome da wonyoung da sua boca imunda”. The song’s theme of being over drama while still feeling things underneath matches their mix of emotional investment and ruthless sarcasm. Their bio, “amiga de 3 autistas e 2 lésbicas”, paired with lines like “segundo dia já do no e já tem lésbica me estressando”, reinforces that blend of affection and mockery that Billie captures so well in this track.
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